If Xiao Yuyu wants to listen to jokes, he will listen to them.

After thinking about it, he said casually: "Once upon a time, there was a cake seller, who was weak and hoarse, and the kind-hearted person asked him, why are you weak, and the cake seller said, I'm hungry." Well-wishers are strange, can't you eat cake if you're hungry? And the seller of the cake whispered, "This cake is rancid, and it is not to be eaten." ”

There was a light laugh from the main hall, and Yu Yu smiled: "Huh...... The man who sells cakes does not eat cakes because he takes out the spoiled cakes and sells them, and he is a profiteer. However, Piao Piao girl, this joke is not as wonderful as your morning, Piao Piao girl has something to hide, this wine ...... This king does not drink. ”

"......" is really yours.

I no longer held the tray, but placed it on his table, and when I looked up, a narrow line crossed my eyes, and he raised his eyebrows, the pale golden ones shining in the candlelight.

I blinked and began to speak slowly, "Once upon a time there was a bear that was boring, and finally ...... He died of boredom. His face was expressionless and his expression was cold. Yu Yu was stunned, to be exact, the people in the entire hall were stunned, gorgeously cold, and there was only a gust of cold wind in the entire hall.

Someone began to whisper: "This...... It's gone? ”

"What kind of joke is this?"

"No, no, no, I think it's funny."

"Hey, after you say that, this joke is really interesting."

"Do you feel a little cold?" "Like...... It's not as hot as it was just now. ”

Yu Yu picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and put it down. The corners of his lips lifted: "Not enough." ”

You're invincible (:S's name for the abused party), so frozen? Okay, I'll meet you today

The story of the bear's boredom soon spread, all the way to the snow bear (polar bear, this world is called snow bear) in the extremely cold land, and the snow bear was also very boring, but he thought, I can't die of boredom, it's too embarrassing, so he began to count his hair. He plucked one, counted one, counted one, plucked one, and it plucked all the hairs on his body, and when the north wind blew, he shivered, and said, "It's so cold, and in the end, he was frozen to death... Continue to be expressionless. The hall continued to be cold.

"Poof" a person burst out laughing.

"Frozen to death, hahaha......"

"This bear is stupid, hahaha......"

"No, no, no, I'm feeling colder."

"Me too."

Suyu smiled and took another sip. The eyes of the soul are full of electricity, and they are all forced back by my cold air, and if you want to tell a cold joke, you have to be cold enough.

"If you can continue to speak to this bear, the king will drink all the wine."

"The Feather King. Do you have a grudge against this bear or have you been attacked by a bear? It's two dead, and you're not dead? ”

"What do you say?" Yu raised her eyebrows, winked at me, and actually seduced me. I closed my eyes and opened them again: "The death of the snow bear also spread quickly, and like the first bear, it became the laughing stock of bears." However, bears in the jungle are also boring.

Xiong A said to Xiong B: We can't be so bored, we will be bored to death, Xiong B is also afraid of death when he hears it. Then he said, "But we can't pluck the feathers, for we will freeze to death in the winter." Breastplate and Xiong B began to use their brains, and soon, Xiong Yi thought of a way and said: Let's tell jokes, Xiong A said: Okay.

And then. Xiong Yi began to tell jokes. As a result, the more you talk about it, the colder it gets, and the more you talk about it, the colder it gets. Eventually, it froze the bear armor to death. It turned out that Xiong Yi was telling a bad joke......"

"Hahaha...... That's right, that's the joke this king wants to hear. "Anyway, he raised his head and drank all the wine in the cup, is this guy guilty of cheapness? You have to scold him to be cool.

Immediately afterward, the entire hall also laughed.

"Hey, that's a funny joke."

"No, no, I think this joke is wonderful in the last paragraph, you forgot, just now when we listened to it, I felt a little cold......"

"Oh, Lord Fang, this is really a wake-up dreamer."

"Lord Xuanyuan" Suddenly, Xuanyuan Yifei saluted, "This beauty may be given to this king?" This king is willing to exchange three beauties. ”

Kindness? How does selling twice a day feel like that friend's buying and selling game, the more you sell, the higher the price.

I immediately turned in the direction of Feng Xueyin, and continued to droop, looking at my nose and nose, and my nose and heart, it didn't matter who I sold it to, anyway, it wouldn't hinder my plan to escape, I just hoped that it would end quickly, so that I could slip away.

"Your Majesty can't." Listening to the tone of Fengxueyin, Xuanyuan Yifei really wants to give me to Yuyu? That's right, Feng Xueyin sent it, where did he dare to ask for it.

"Oh? Why not, this beauty was given to me by the Lady of the Protector, it is my land, and whoever I am willing to give it to is whoever I want, not to mention that King Yu is a distinguished guest of the Xuanyuan Dynasty. ”

"Your Majesty, this is Qingya's kindness, how can you ...... I'm afraid that's not right. Moreover, since the emperor ascended the throne, the harem has been empty, only Concubine Zi and Concubine Mo, even if they have fun, they feel quite lonely. ”

Xuanyuan Yifei no longer speaks, he is a person who doesn't like to talk much. The meaning of the wind and snow is obvious, and he doesn't want to give me to Yuyu.

"Queen, you are embarrassing me, King Yu opened his mouth to ask me for someone, how can I be so stingy?"

"The Feather King." Feng Xueyin began to attack the feather.

"The Queen."

"Piao Piao girl is deeply liked by this palace, this palace is really reluctant to miss such a joke person, why don't you send six beauties to the king as compensation?"

Hey, first three for one, then six for one, the old worth twice as long. But the strange thing is that Feng Xueyin said in front of Xuanyuan Yifei that she liked me, wouldn't that admit my adultery with her? The whole thing is getting more and more incomprehensible. This...... Since the queen likes it, this king is not easy to force, but this king asks Piao Piao to continue to tell the previous joke, if she can still tell a story that is connected to the previous one, this king will give up, how about it? ”

I say...... Shouldn't this feather be passed by the bear XX? It's not willing to die so much

"Piao Piao, don't say it yet." Feng Xueyin's voice is always gentle.

"Yes." I turned to Su Yu again, raised my eyes, and Su Yu threw a wink at me, stunned for a moment, and was really electrified: "Since Xiong Yi was frozen to death by Xiong Jia...... ...... after freezing to death"

"What happens after you freeze to death?"

Soon it was summer, and all the bears in the jungle felt very hot and wanted to ask Xiong B to tell some cold jokes to cool down, but Xiong B was afraid of telling all the bears to die, so he left the jungle alone, sat by the river and sighed.

Then, a hunter passed by, saw Xiong Yi sighing, and asked him what was wrong? Xiong Yi told everything and said that everyone is hot now, but he doesn't know what to do? The hunter said: This is simple, as long as the bear skin is taken off, it will be cool, and then put it on again in winter, and you will not be afraid of freezing to death.

Xiong Yi thought this was a very good idea, so he took the hunter to the jungle. In the end, all the bears in this forest died... "Now you're satisfied, and all the bears are dead.

"Hahaha...... Oh, what a pity. Su Yu smiled and sighed, "It's a pity that this king and Piao Piao girl have no chance......"

"Thank you, King Yu, for favoring me...... "I once again returned to my previous obedient appearance.

"Piao Piao, it's okay, you go down first."

"Yes......" got up and left.

These people are really cheap, and if they are frozen once, they need to be frozen several times.

The previous palace maid immediately walked up to my side: "Girl, please ...... here."

They led me out of the palace and into a bath, and I was stunned for a moment before I knew what they were going to do.

After half a pillar of incense, I was wrapped up in a caterpillar and thrown on a bed. Looking at the decoration, it doesn't seem to be Xuanyuan Yifei's bedroom, it's relatively simple and simple. That's right, the emperor's bedroom can be slept casually, not to mention that I'm still a fireworks girl.

When everyone was gone, I got up and rummaged through the room with a sheet, but I didn't have a single piece of clothing, not even scissors and other sharp weapons. Luckily, it was summer, so I pulled the sheets and wrapped myself in the shape of a Greek goddess, and then made a fork in my thighs to make it easier to run.

Stuff the pillow into the quilt, put down the curtain, gently open the window, and see that there is no one around, so I jumped out and ran

Carefully avoiding the guards with bare feet, looking left and right to find a rockery, this place has really not been to before, after all, Xuanyuan Yifei lives in the palace, and I didn't walk everywhere at the beginning.

Hiding behind the rockery and racking his brains, how could this worthless thing tempt the little eunuch to come and rob him of his clothes?

After going around three and a half times, he came up with a bad idea to seduce the eunuch.

All the characters in "Eight Husbands" were created with the help of Princess Lincoln, thank you very much to the princess. The character image is in her "Spring Palace Chaos Comics Version", and there is a through train under "Eight Husbands", everyone is welcome to go shopping.