Chapter 302: Oh, Monkey (Thank you, the Resting One's Sleeping Master rewards the helmsman!) )
The Land of Fire, a nameless forest.
Naruto and his buddies were resting in place.
"Hungry or not? Do you want a soldier food pill? Zero Four walked up to Naruto's approach.
Naruto shook his head into a rattle, "That thing has a stomach swelling after eating, I think I'll make it to dinner." ”
Zero Four said step by step: "There are many flavors, fruit-flavored, barbecue-flavored, and seafood-flavored." ”
Naruto continued to shake his head, "I won't eat it unless you can find something that tastes like creamy chocolate." ”
Zero Four gave Naruto a blank look and pitched to Zero Five.
In the spirit network, Naruto chatted with Hinata: "How's it going?" Did you spot the old monkeys over there? ”
Hinata replied, "Old Monkey Ki saw it, but he saw a group of white-haired monkeys, and the president was wondering if these monkeys could be cultivated into ninja beasts." ”
Naruto quipped, "What? The president wants to raise a group of monkeys as psychic animals? ”
Hinata: "No, the chairman wants to raise the monkey into a ninja beast and sell it for money. ”
Naruto laughed, and was about to taunt a few words, when suddenly an idea struck.
Captive ninja beasts sell for money...... It seems to be a way to make money.
But...... People and animals have been getting along for a long time and have a much better relationship with people than people, and when the time comes, they will be willing to give up.
But if you don't sell for money...... If you rent it...... Is it feasible?
A ninja beast mercenary organization? Hey......
At this moment, Zero Four threw a stone at Naruto, and Naruto subconsciously caught it.
I saw Zero Four signaling to him.
Naruto followed Zero Four's gaze and saw a monkey.
Found a monkey habitat?
Naruto approached Zero Four's side and at the same time felt that the barrier was expanding, and within a radius of one kilometer, Naruto saw a large group of monkeys.
However, there are no chakra fluctuations, and they are all ordinary wild monkeys.
Naruto was not interested, and the other two members of the team were ready to start their quest.
Do you want to tell them?
Naruto thought about it and forgot it, although perceiving the enchantment was not a secret, but it seemed like a hassle to explain.
Keep paddling......
And so the afternoon passed.
During this afternoon, Naruto learned that the monkey really had a monkey king.
Because when the monkeys noticed that they had invaded the territory of the monkeys and did not leave, they actually launched a siege against them.
Of course, the end result was that the Monkey King was beaten up by Naruto.
"It's not skinny!"
Naruto slipped the monkey by the neck.
Medical ninjutsu, rush around!
The monkey tried to resist, but when he tried to stand up, he crouched down, and tried to pick up a stone to attack the enemy, but he smashed his fist in the face.
After all kinds of strange events, the Monkey King finally relented and began to whimper and beg for mercy.
Zero Four and Zero Seven widened their eyes as they watched the monkey beat themselves up, and exclaimed, "What did you do to this monkey?" Do you still know how to do magic? ”
Naruto explained, "It's not an illusion, it's a branch of medical ninjutsu, I messed with its nervous system. ”
Saying that, Naruto pointed his finger at the monkey's head and asked, "Still skinny?" ”
The wild monkeys in the mountains could understand human speech, and they were about to cry when they lay on the ground.
What's even more amazing is that after Naruto finished teaching the Monkey King, several little monkeys actually sent fruits.
Naruto began to think that the little monkey was trying to redeem the Monkey King, but when Naruto released the Monkey King, he realized that he was wrong, because the monkey actually hugged him.
"That doesn't have to be delivered, we're going to leave this forest."
Naruto waved at the monkeys.
But the monkey still followed.
Zero Five whispered: "I feel...... The monkeys treat you like the Monkey King. ”
Zero Four seconded: "I think so too. ”
Naruto rolled his eyes, "You mean I look like a monkey?" ”
Eventually, Naruto imprisoned all the monkeys in place with a dirt escape before he stopped.
Zero Five said with some disappointment: "Actually, I think it's good to take those monkeys in." ”
Naruto rolled his eyes back.
When everyone rushed to the second monkey residence, this time Naruto refused to make a move, and instigated Zero Four to fight the monkey: "Sister Zero Four, you go and try it, and see if the monkey will listen to you after you defeat the Monkey King." ”
Zero Five is the group of people who support which side has a funny opinion.
hurriedly agreed: "Sister Zero, go and try it." ”
Then Zero Sihe beat the monkey king fat, but this time there was no scene of monkey allegiance, and a group of monkeys rushed over like crazy.
As soon as Zero Four raised his hand, the weightlessness field of Earth Escape Ninjutsu opened, and one by one the monkeys floated up and threw them out with a flick of their hands.
After landing, a group of monkeys fled with the Monkey King.
Zero Four looked self-deprecating: "It seems...... I'm not the Monkey King's fodder. ”
But the meaning of the words is not difficult to hear, that is: Zero Seven, the identity of the Monkey King will be recognized.
Naruto touched his chin and said in a sly manner, "Maybe...... It's because of sexism, after all, the monkey kings are all male. ”
Zero Four: "Heh, monkey. ”
Naruto rolled his eyes and said, "What do you say monkeys are looking at me......"
It was getting late, and the three of them found a place to camp.
Naruto took out his little sleeping bag with a black and yellow black and yellow bee butt and hung it on a tree.
For Naruto's small sleeping bag, both girls were very surprised.
Especially when I saw that there was a snack stock inside the sleeping bag, there was a joke book, and there was a desk lamp! There are fans!
Zero Five touched the bee's yellow-black-yellow-black ass and said, "This sleeping bag is so cute...... Like me. ”
Naruto blinked.
Zero Four grabbed the needle on the butt of the bee's sleeping bag and said, "This sleeping bag is so full inside...... Like me. ”
The corners of Naruto's mouth twitched, sweeping across the faces of the two.
"You want to use this?"
The two nodded repeatedly.
Naruto took a deep breath, then spit out helplessly, "Okay...... But there's only one sleeping bag, how do you divide it? ”
Zero Four said empathetically: "I can sleep with Zero Five in my arms." ”
Zero Five did not refuse.
What else could Naruto say, "Okay, this and the sleeping bag for you." ”
Zero Four praised: "Brother Zero Seven, you are so good. ”
Zero Five followed up and said, "Mmmm, Brother Zero Seven is the best!" ”
Naruto's heart rang "Drip!" Good guy card! ”
Naruto rolled his eyes and walked to another tree, took out another bee butt sleeping bag, and hung it on the tree.
This is a spare sleeping bag, but because of the experience of camping with Hinata last time, Naruto also filled this sleeping bag with things, jokes, food...... Nothing bad.
The two girls approached again, and Naruto hugged the sleeping bag and said, "What are you going to do?" ”
Zero Four said embarrassedly: "That...... It's too cramped for two people to sleep on one, do you have any extra to spare? ”
Naruto hugged him deadly: "I'm just this one, whoever robs me and who is in a hurry!" ”
Zero Five said pitifully: "I'm such a cute girl, can you bear to see me squeezed into a sleeping bag?" ”
Naruto shook his head in disbelief, "What about the mask, you say you're cute?" ”
However, Zero Five took off the mask directly.
Naruto said firmly, "I'm a family man, and it's hard to be seduced!" ”
Then Zero Four also took off his mask, and the two looked at Naruto with affection.
Stare at......
The result was a comfortable bee butt sleeping bag for each of them, and Naruto lying by the fire wrapped in a coarse cloth sleeping bag......
Self-deprecating: "Huh...... Man ......"
However, although the sleeping bag was sacrificed, it also got some benefits back.
For example, Zero Four promised him that he would be responsible for teaching Naruto the technique of changing gravity when he went back this time.
In the spirit network, Hinata greeted Naruto, "The sleeping bag you prepared for me is so comfortable. ”
Naruto replied, "I have some snacks in my pocket next to me, but remember to rinse my mouth before going to bed after eating." ”
Hinata repeatedly agreed, and then asked, "Naruto-kun is also sleeping in a sleeping bag, right?" ”
It's also a sleeping bag...... It's a pity that it wasn't made by him......
Naruto: "Hmm......"
Hinata: "It's nice to be able to sleep in the same sleeping bag as Naruto-kun...... Good night ...... Naruto-kun"
Naruto: "...... Good night. ”
Naruto, who had just been a little hurt inside, was healed in this goodnight.