Chapter Forty-Eight: The Most Annoying Man in History
Chinese New Year, sorry sorry, go to the New Year, the speed has slowed down, here I bow to everyone and apologize. One bow - two bows - three ...... Just forgive it, hahaha.
Now that the Xuanyuan Party has an absolute advantage, it seems that our female protagonist belongs to the Xuanyuan Party.
Pink ticket, pink ticket, shout pink ticket hard.
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The words of the back string actually make me worried.,Although both from the outside and from the heart,,I'm a homo girl.,But,When a lot of our homo women see handsome guys and beautiful men,Although YY they are something,But,We don't want them to really be that or something.。 I still hope that they can fall in love with us women without reservation~~ Star Eyes, which also belongs to YY.
So, I'm going to save the back string and not let him go down this path. Well, I'll admit, in my mind, the back chord is the one below.
Faintly visible Hou Xian put his hands around his chest, shaking his head, and I immediately said, "Hou Xian, they are like this because they like you." ”
"Who wants them to like it?!" Hou Xian said disdainfully, as soon as his body moved, the Dragon Emperor stood up again, standing in front of me vigilantly, I hugged the Dragon Emperor away, and pointed to Hou Xian: "Do you know how many singles there are in this world?" How many other poor men do they like but don't get a response from them? And you, but here you are talking cool words! You don't understand feelings at all, because you've never liked anyone. ”
"Who said I didn't!"
I was angry: "You're too narcissistic, I'm too lazy to tell you." ”
"I really have it, Sister Hua, I like it very much."
"Is it the kind of longing that you like?"
In the dark, Hou Xian slowly scratched the back of his head and shook his head: "That's not true, but I really like her, Sister Hua is different from those girls, she tells me a lot of things about girls, I like to talk to her, she is a good woman." ”
"That's a confidante. As long as you don't like men, it's okay to like anyone. ”
"Who said it, I think men are much better than women, you see, men will not chase you all day long and say that they want to marry you, or marry you, men will not pester you, the friendship between our men will not be like a woman, even if we don't see each other for a long time, but when we need help, we will definitely take care of each other."
"Hu ......" breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be righteous anger, "Congratulations on having a friend who is righteous and has a confidant who understands you, if you want to hide from the peach blossoms, I suggest you change your appearance and pretend to be ugly, I promise that no one will chase you again." After that, I was ready to go to bed, but the back string spoke again: "How can I do that?" My mother told me that I was born so handsome just to make people look at it. ”
"Rely on it, you don't bother! I'm going to sleep! ”
"No, I've never gone to bed so early, just talk to me. It's rare for us to be alone, before, we have never talked like this, otherwise, if you teach me two moves of your martial arts, I won't quarrel with you if I think about it myself. ”
In the dark room, it was his golden eyes, and I kind of understood, he didn't let me sleep for this!
I'm angry, and I hate people for not letting me sleep the most!
"Good!" I jumped out of bed, and the Dragon Emperor jumped down with me, "You said, you come out with me!" ”
"That ......," back chord tugged at my sleeve, "do you take the money?" ”
Oh, my God! How can there be a man in this world who closes the door more than me!
"No money!" I'm annoyed, who can snatch this chicken woman away! I can give you money!
Standing under the moon, I glared back at Hou Xian: "Look, I'm only teaching twenty-four styles now!" String nodded at me, excited like a candy kid.
Rise, meditate, slowly waved his arms, the moment of exertion, the moment of shaking the sleeves and stepping on the dust, Tai Chi should be soft and soft, the rigid should be rigid, soft with rigid, soft with rigid.
The skirt arcs when it turns, flutters when it lifts its legs, its silk trousers flutter in the wind, and its sleeves flutter under the moon.
Inhale and close. The cool air swam around the heart, lungs, and dantian, and then slowly spit out from the lips, standing still for a while, and returning to the world from the quiet lake.
"Really beautiful ......" came the voice of exclamation from the back strings, and when he turned around, he met his obsessive gaze, and his heart was hot, look, he fascinated the little boy, we are still charming, hiahiahiahia.
"Madam, your kung fu is so beautiful!" The back chord came to me excitedly, but my heart was cold, and this time I really did Siberia. People say that Tai Chi is beautiful.
fell together, the anger in his heart suddenly rose, and his face sank: "You figure it out for yourself, this is just a fist." ”
"Anything else?" The back chord was even more excited.
"Of course!" The depression made my voice louder, "There are also swords, sticks, knives and guns, the power of Tai Chi is everywhere!" ”
"However, kung fu is fast, madam, how can you be slow." Hou Xian raised an eyebrow in confusion, and I quibbled: "What do you know!" The essence of this set of kung fu is here, it depends on whether you can understand it or not! ”
Hou Xian's expression immediately became serious, and he began to murmur selflessly: "I see...... It's amazing, is this what the master said about stillness in movement, and movement in stillness? ”
Rolling my eyes, I stepped into the door, closed the door with my backhand, took it and got stuck, and there was a cry of pain from the back strings: "Ah! Why are you pinching me again?! ”
Clamp you, I really want to clamp him well, but I found a clip to clamp his mouth, and I was noisy.
"I said." I turned to glare at him, "Didn't you think about it?" ”
"Then I'll have to go into the house and think about it." Hindstring limped back to the couch, then crossed his legs, rubbed the leg I had clamped twice, and began to wave his hands and review my gestures.
Seeing that he was quiet, I finally lay down in peace. The Dragon Emperor lay down at the end of my bed, and looked at the other Dragon Emperor, how quiet it was.
"Hey!"
Not again! I want to scratch the bed. Pick up the pillow and throw it at him: "If you quarrel again, I'll destroy you!" ”
"If it's not noisy, it's not noisy." "I want to see if you're asleep, but I can warn you not to attack me in the middle of the night." ”
There should be a limit to narcissism, I rolled my eyes violently, I was not interested in his little suffering. I said coldly: "Dragon Emperor, if he says another word, you will bite him!" ”
"Wang!"
Because with this sentence, the back chord is finally quiet. I also gained peace, and my mind kept turning the matter of Qingzhou's loss of food, and I had to find the other party's loopholes.
However, the cunning fox is now highly nervous, how can it possibly show its tail? It seems that it is necessary to find someone who carries the black pot, so that the enemy can relax, but I don't know if Meng Miaoyu will agree.