One day, three hellish ghosts meet God while shopping! They said to God that they had all died miserably, and they wanted to let them go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were so many occupants of heaven that it was full. But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to speak.

I was a cleaner when I was alive. It's hard work! From morning to night! One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building! It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! I'm going to die! But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved! So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength! Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now! However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life! I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death!

The second ghost said.

I was a clerk when I was alive. Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure! But it's a bit watery. I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled. There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand. I thought, 13th floor! Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die! Caught in the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death! I was so happy! Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing!

The third ghost said.

I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned! I've got to find a place to hide. So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand, her husband

How do you know that I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor! I just dropped someone with a refrigerator!

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A beautiful woman gets off the night shift and is followed by a man of Isshiki

The beautiful woman was scared, and was passing by a cemetery, and the man was about to do it

The beautiful woman walked to a grave and said, "Daddy, open the door, I'm back".

The frightened man ran away.

The beauty laughed proudly for her cleverness, but the laughter did not fall,

An eerie voice came from the grave and said, "Girl, why did you forget to bring your key again?" ”

Frightened, the beauty screamed and ran away.

At this time, a grave robber crawled out of the grave and said, "It affects my work and scares you to death".

Suddenly, I found an old man in front of the tombstone, holding a chisel and carving the tombstone, so I asked strangely, "What are you doing?"

The old man said angrily: "These unscrupulous descendants have carved my tombstone wrongly, and they have to change it themselves."

When the tomb robbers heard this, they were so frightened that they ran away.

Looking at the back of the tomb robber, the old man sneered: "Robbing business with Lao Tzu will scare you to death."

Accidentally, the chisel fell to the ground,

The old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand stretched out from the grass,

At the same time, there was a cold voice: "Ah, dare to change the house number of my house."

The old man was so frightened that he ran off the ground.

A scavenger crawled out of the grass, picked up a chisel on the ground, and exclaimed, "In these days, it takes so much effort to pick up a piece of rotten iron."