Chapter 45: Downtime and Pranks
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After a short silence, Liu Xianyu thought that he should say something to break the silence, but it seemed a little strange to look at the jade in front of him.
[That...... Jadeite? γ
The jade in front of her didn't react at all, and Liu Xianyu felt that she seemed to have stopped breathing.
[Cuicui? Emily? γ
Liu Xianyu changed two titles in a row and didn't get any reaction, Jade still maintained the posture of covering her chest with one hand, her mouth was slightly open, but fortunately, the bath towel that fell down still fell between her legs, and she barely showed the picture that should not be broadcast.
[What's going on, time stands still?] γ
Liu Xianyu thought that time had stood still, so he asked the system out loud.
[No, it's just a simple stimulus and a big downtime. γ
[Humans will also go down? γ
[Don't underestimate human beings, haven't you heard that some people lose that memory because they are stimulated too much? γ
In other words, I saw that the body just now is actually a great stimulation for the stupid jade? This guy usually grinned so much, but he didn't expect that he would have such a girlish side, Liu Xianyu couldn't help but think.
[That means she wakes up for a while and probably doesn't remember what happened now?] γ
Liu Xianyu struggled to sit up from the bed.
[I guess so.] Wait a minute, partner, you shouldn't be ......]
[Eh, hey, hey, (o?β½?) o γ
Liu Xianyu looked at the jade and suddenly showed a puzzled smile.
γWait a minute! Have you considered the consequences of doing so? γ
The system's anxious voice sounded in Liu Xianyu's ears.
[Huh? I'll just put a duck in her face. γ
Liu Xianyu held a pen in his hand and carefully looked at Jade's face.
γβ¦β¦ That's what you want to do? γ
I don't know why the tone of the system is full of disdain.
[Otherwise? Ah, I see, do you think I'm going to do it to her? γ
While talking, Liu Xianyu first drew two beards on Jade's face.
[Under normal circumstances, a beautiful girl with almost all fruits in front of her is in front of her, and normal men will do this! ] γ
Does the system think that he underestimated Liu Xianyu? In fact, he is still a pretty decent man.
[Hmm...... Indeed, as you say, normal men would do this. But...... I don't have any reaction right now! γ
Liu Xianyu lowered his head and looked between his legs, where it was still peaceful.
[And the other party is that jade, I've known each other for so long, how can I be interested? ] It's not the first day I met her, and this face alone can't confuse me! γ
While talking, Liu Xianyu also pointed at the jade with the pen in his hand.
The system listened to Liu Xianyu's words, was silent for two seconds, and then said:
[I really don't know whether to be happy for her or to mourn for her. γ
Liu Xianyu took the pen in his hand and drew a face full of flowers for the jadeite before finally putting down the pen in his hand, he took out a robe from the inside of the full frog and wrapped the jadeite, and then picked up the jade with the posture of a princess (because of the reason for the n-layer debilitating technique) and put her in the ...... Inside the spa room.
[Oops, I was still thinking about how to grab the qualification to get a bed at night, but I didn't expect it to be so easy. γ
Liu Xianyu put the jade on the ground.
[It's also quite warm in here, so you can slowly turn it back on here.] γ
Gently patting Jade's face, Liu Xianyu turned around and walked out of the room and closed the door of the hot spring room. After taking off his clothes, he slept contentedly on the soft bed in his shorts and vest.
In the middle of the night, Jade, whose eyes had been blank, suddenly became agitated, and then turned her head.
[Hmm~ Strange, here? γ
She looked around and found herself lying on the floor in the hot spring.
[Could it be that I fell asleep in the hot spring like that guy?] No, it looks like I should have been soaking for too long and fainted when I wanted to go out. γ
Jade made up a series of reasonable reasons in her own mind, and she didn't have any impression of what had happened before.
Jade wrapped in a robe and gently pushed open the door, with the help of the yellow light in the hot spring room, she saw Liu Xianyu sleeping in a large shape and occupying the double bed alone, she secretly walked to Liu Xianyu's bedside, picked up Liu Xianyu's trousers, took out a set of underwear and dresses from the full frog on it, and changed them to her body.
Jade, who had changed her clothes, suddenly saw a pen on the bedside cabinet, she picked up the pen and looked at the sleeping Liu Xianyu and smiled playfully.
[How dare you occupy such a soft bed alone! ] γ
Jade bent down and lay on the side of Liu Xianyu's head and began to play a prank. If the system that is trying to repair damaged items in Liu Xianyu's head sees this scene, it is estimated that he will sigh: "Heaven is good for reincarnation, who will be spared by the sky." β
After drawing a few strokes, Jade put away the pen with satisfaction, and then pushed Liu Xianyu inside, and lay down next to him.
[You don't want to have such a soft bed to yourself!] γ
Probably because of the problem of the debilitating technique, Liu Xianyu didn't react at all during the whole process.
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Early the next morning, Liu Xianyu opened his eyes in a daze and found that his chest was very heavy, he looked down and was startled, the jade who should have just been in the hot spring was sleeping soundly on his chest, and a line of saliva was still hanging on his mouth, Liu Xianyu stretched out his hand and touched it and found that his chest was already soaked.
He cautiously tried to leave from under Jadeite, but accidentally alarmed Jadeite.
[Hmm~ Captain Salted Fish? γ
Jade took a look and found that when she was lying on Liu Xianyu's chest, she calmly turned over and rolled over.
γYou...... How did you end up here? γ
Liu Xianyu was actually a little afraid that Jade remembered what happened last night, so he decided to test it.
[I seemed to have fainted in the hot spring yesterday, and when I came out, I found that you occupied the whole bed by yourself, which is not right, I have to sleep for a while, and if you wake up, you will give me a place. γ
While speaking, Jade also reached out and pushed Liu Xianyu.
After making sure that Jade really didn't remember what happened yesterday, Liu Xianyu rolled over and got out of bed, and he pondered what Jade's shame was bounded on while washing. She didn't react at all when she slept on her chest, but she was so shy that she shut down when she accidentally saw her body, could it be that this guy's shame only has two endpoints: 0 and 100?
[That's why humans are amazing creatures.] γ
The system said with emotion.
After washing up, Liu Xianyu opened the door of the room and prepared to go out for breakfast, and by the way, he received the reward for completing the escort task, and then released the debt status in his Rubik's Cube. As a result, he walked all the way and found that there were always people whispering to him on the road, Liu Xianyu accelerated all the way to the adventurer's union, and completed the handover of the task in the smiling eyes of the staff at the junction, and paid off his debts by the way.
He then went to the toilet of the Adventurers' Guild, and finally followed the mirror inside to see the graffiti on his face.
[Stupid - Jade! γ