Chapter XXII: The Lust Adjudicator
Coulson's findings into King's "Emperor's Mouth Cannon" were quick to come out, but the report was far from ideal, with a variety of responses from teachers and children.
Some said: At that time, I only saw King's mouth, and an invisible sound wave spread out like a water wave, and the thug didn't even have a chance to react, and fell down on the spot.
Invisible sound waves? It's good, it's powerful.
Some said: Lord King's mouth pouted at that time, and a big red heart kiss flew out and exploded next to the thug.
This, this, this is a bit excessive!
Some said: I think king is like the creator god, God said: Let there be light, so there is light, king said: you deserve to die, so the mob fell.
Well? Are you the big brother? Or the eldest sister? You don't have to pay taxes for adultery?
Of course, in addition to the teachers who desperately helped King say good things because they felt ashamed of King, describing King as a rare appearance in the sky and nothing on the earth, there was also a group of innocent children in the kindergarten, and their answers were exceptionally unified: Uncle King spit out the villain!
"One...... Spit out a mob to death? β
Siqi glanced at the investigation report a few times and stared at Coulson: "Do you think this statement is reliable?" β
Coulson pushed his glasses and said seriously: "Minister Sickey, I think the children lack the understanding of the world, and they lack a considerable reserve of words, so they can't use the right words to describe King's moves, in the eyes of the children, only saliva comes out of their mouths, so I think the children's answers can only prove that King's moves are launched from the mouth, but they cannot be used as evidence for specific moves, however, the teachers' words have their own statements, so it is impossible to determine the specific appearance of King's moves." β
"Well, you have a point." Siqi smiled with satisfaction: "Since I can't figure out the specific appearance of King's moves, then according to Mike's definition, it is officially named 'Emperor's Mouth Cannon', which is written on the official website of the association." β
As one of the association's signature figures, how can King's move be a spit? It's too low, it affects the image, so even if what the children say is true, they will choose to ignore it for the sake of the association's interests and image, and are more willing to believe the exaggerated descriptions of Mike and the teachers, not to mention, with the strength of King, no matter how exaggerated the description, the citizens will definitely believe it, so there is no danger of being questioned.
"By the way, the publicity activities of Sunflower Kindergarten were not successfully held, you can help me call King, and we will discuss it again to see when to carry out hero propaganda."
"Minister, it's just a phone call to discuss this kind of trivial matter, King is so busy (which eye do you see that King is busy?) He's clearly idle and the egg hurts), and it's not good for us to always bother him. β
"No, in addition to the hero campaign, I also came up with the creative idea of shooting a new commercial, and I had to ask the king to come over and discuss it."
"Huh? Minister, do you still dare to ask king to shoot advertisements? You're not afraid that he will smash the headquarters? Coulson smiled bitterly, the last time King warned them not to mess around anymore, Minister Siqi is playing with fire!
"It's okay, I'm shooting a serious hero propaganda ad this time."
As Siqi stared at King's report, a creative PSA was taking shape in his mind.
"Okay, I'll let Mike pick it up."
Coulson reluctantly agreed, and secretly prayed in his heart that Siqi would not faint, otherwise he would have an extra expenditure every year - to buy incense and candles for Siqi to go to the grave.
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"Ding Dong!"
Wang Feng was playing a game at home when someone suddenly rang the doorbell.
Click!
"Mike?" When he opened the door, he looked at Mike in surprise, who was holding a cardboard box: "Why are you here?" β
Mike looked at Wang Feng adoringly: "Lord King, it was Minister Siqi who ordered me to pick you up from the headquarters, and at the same time send you a letter of thanks from the teachers and children of Sunflower Kindergarten. β
Wang Feng took the cardboard box and asked casually, "Oh, Xiqi is looking for me?" β
Mike: "The main thing is that this hero campaign has been interrupted, and the minister wants to talk to you about the restart plan. β
"Hmm, that's all it takes?"
Wang Feng beckoned Mike to come in and sit down.
Mike Entry glanced at the floorless second floor in amazement, and replied respectfully, "Oh, it seems that the minister has other important matters to discuss with you, so let me come and pick you up." β
"Well, being idle is idle anyway."
Wang Feng opened the cardboard box and read a few thank-you letters sent by the teachers and students of Sunflower Kindergarten, and found that almost all of them were apologies or something, and he was confused and didn't know why.
"Mike, I'll pack up and go."
He moved the cardboard box into the utility room, glanced at the vaccine human eggs a few more times, and found that the vaccine human eggs still had no reaction, so he retracted his gaze depressedly and followed Mike to the headquarters of the Hero Society.
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O City, by the sea!
"Lustful humans, accept the verdict!"
Whoa!
The sea surface parted, and from under the seabed came a strange man seven or eight meters tall, shriveled like a dried corpse, with a head on four sides, front, back, left, right, and a strange appearance like an alien.
"Weirdo ......"
"Escape ......"
As soon as the strange man appeared, the tourists on the beach immediately screamed in terror and fled in all directions, but suddenly all the softness fell, like dominoes, from near to far, the strange man seemed to exude a regular fluctuation, and anyone who came into contact with this fluctuation would all lose consciousness and fall unconscious.
The strange man stepped onto the beach, without looking at the fallen humans, and walked towards the center of O, leaving a series of huge footprints on the beach.
"Attention O City residents, please note O City residents, the Hero Association has issued an urgent notice that a ghost-level monster has appeared on the beach and is invading the city center, and the Hero Association is currently dispatching heroes to destroy the stranger, until the stranger is eliminated, please stay away from the beach and go to the shelter to take refuge......"
The strange siren in the center of the city of O issued an emergency announcement, and the residents of O City listened to the announcement in horror and rushed to the evacuation center or other cities in panic.
However, once there is a large-scale movement of people, there will be congestion, traffic jams, crowds, and the efficiency of escape is very slow.
The strange man came step by step, and did not kill anyone, but countless people lost consciousness and fell to the street, looking from a distance, as if the farmer was drying rice.
The left side of the weirdo's mouth kept murmuring: "Appetite", the back mouth shouted: "Killing thoughts", the right mouth laughed strangely: "Sex (river crab) desire", and the front face said aloud with justice: "Verdict!" β
Wherever it passes, all human beings will faint, like a curse, and no one can escape it, and perhaps, as it itself says, it is the judge of desire, and all those who have the three desires of appetite, murder, and sexual (river crab) desire must be judged.
However, appetite is the basis of human survival, sexual desire is the foundation of human survival, basically every human person will have these two desires, unless the gods, no one can escape one of the two desires.
Moreover, there is a killing intent on the back of the weirdo, which means that the person who has the killing intent will also be judged, no matter who the killing intent is for, maybe it is an enemy, or it may be a weirdo, anyway, if you move the killing intent, you have to accept the verdict.
It's so domineering!
In this way, it is not so much that the abilities of the weirdos resemble a curse, but rather that they are a new rule of natureβa rule for the destruction of all mankind!
This is very similar to the vaccine man, could it be that he is also an ambassador for the protection of the planet?