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1.

One day, Dean and Lao Jia were eating in the cafeteria, and Jia accidentally spilled porridge on Dean's book......

Dean: "Wow! Book! ”

Justin: "Hey! ^_^”

Dean: "...... Wait for you to die! ”

……

Justin, died, at the age of XX. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

2.

One day, Dean sang "Letitgo" at KTV......

Dean: "I'm free~~" ）

Justin: "Really? Bring me two pounds! ”

Dean: "Die!! ”

(PS: free also means "free" in addition to "free"...... ）

3.

One day, a certain En was watching a palace fighting drama that has been very popular recently......

The person in the play: "Hehe! You're dressed up so flattering! Do you want to seduce the king (8)!? ”

Dean: "Poof...... This kid has a lot of taste......"

4.

One day, Sai Xiaoxi sent QQ to confess to Kalulu.

Sai Xiaoxi: You are like homework to me!

Kalulu: ?

Sai Xiaoxi: I can't live without you every day!

Kalulu: I think you owe me every day!

Race Rest: ...... Sorry for the better adjective next time......

5.

Incarus: "Little Sa, do you mind if the old cow eats the young grass?"

Sagros: "It depends on whether I'm a cow or a grass!" ”

Incarus: ......

6.

Instructor Raymond: "Today, let's talk about the famous disabled people in human history!" Let's say Stephen Hawking......"

Sai Xiaoxi: "Yang Guo! ”

Ah Tie: "Mei Chaofeng!" ”

Kalulu: "The East is undefeated!" ”

Instructor Raymond: Enough of you...... (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻

7.

Justin: "Eun, to be honest, I don't like the people in the Obi organization, except for you!" ”

Dean: "Why? ”

Justin: "(melancholy) My grandfather was killed by pirates when he was three years old......

Dean: (rolls eyes) "Did your dad charge the phone bill?"

8.

Justin: Eun, marry me!

Dean: (surprised) Why did you marry me?

Justin: Because I think you're good to me!

Dean: Then why do you have this idea of revenge!?

Justin: Tears Run......

9.

On a rainy night with lightning and thunder, Dean passes by the park and sees a well-known local scumbag holding an umbrella for a deceived girl.

Scumbag: "Baby, if you're okay, it's a sunny day!" ”

Dean: "Looking at the weather, I'm afraid it's hanging!" ”

Dean's heart: Girl, I can only help you get here!

10.

Zorg: "Poor, can't go anywhere......"

Allison: "Don't be discouraged, at least ......"

Zorg: (expecting) At least what?

Allison: "At least you can die!" ”

Zog: ......