Chapter 313: Joker
Dongfang Chengying said that he was once a king until he was hit by an arrow in the knee.
Well, this is a sad story, especially in the face of a group of fierce and vicious characters, he understands that he is GG.
Originally, Dongfang Chengying was doing the tasks assigned by the system, and he was bent on making a big news, and by the way, he was also going to raid Shizaki Kurumi, and then build a big harem in Gensokyo.
As a result, a basin of cold water, no, it should be said that it was poured on the head, which made Dongfang Chengying stunned.
Moreover, these people who suddenly appeared not only looked fierce, but also directly asked him to explain the relationship with some predator.
To be reasonable, what the hell is a marauder? He's never heard of it, okay, this name, is it a group of robbers?
Also, these fierce and vicious people have a very bad attitude, how can he Dongfang Chengying compromise easily?
Therefore, Dongfang Chengying shows the qualities that a traverser should have, to resist the threat of the enemy, and to defy the sky!
Then, Dongfang Chengying was hung up and beaten.
was also beaten, as well as the heroic spirits summoned by Dongfang Chengying.
Of course, this is not the most uncomfortable thing for Dongfang Chengying, the most uncomfortable thing is that one of the men in Hong Kong Manfeng looked at his heroic spirits at a glance and said that these heroic spirits were fake, especially when facing Nero, he bluntly said that he had seen the real Nero, and said that if it was Nero, he would never treat him so well-behaved. The mentality of the palace, the real Nero will only regard it as a face-to-face existence at most.
For this kind of thing, Dongfang Chengying of course chooses to forgive...... Ahem, it's wrong, of course it's impossible to believe it!
However, it was useless for Dongfang Chengying to believe in it, and when all the Heroic Spirits were blasted and turned into pure aetheric matter, he realized what scared him.
It's a pity that the people who came to find fault didn't care about what Dongfang Chengying was thinking, and after dealing with the pseudo-heroes, they arrested Dongfang Chengying to extract a confession.
Needless to say, Dongfang Chengying originally thought that his bones were very hard after crossing, and he was blessed by Heavenly Dao luck, so he would not suffer too much, but soon his mind was broken.
After experiencing a simple and low-level forced confession, Dongfang Chengying found that his hard bones were his own YY out, weak chickens are always weak chickens, and they will not become more and stronger because of crossing and having a plug-in, when the proud things are ruthlessly destroyed, the rest is soft bones.
Well, that's the case anyway
And the fierce and vicious people in Dongfang Chengying's eyes, that is, Wang Hao, did not get useful information on Dongfang Chengying, as he guessed at the beginning, Dongfang Chengying didn't know anything about the marauders, and he didn't even know that he was being used.
Even, everyone also tried to use special forces to find the marauders through Dongfang Chengying, but to no avail, the marauders were well hidden, and there was a plundering space to help cover up their fate and heavenly opportunities, and it was basically impossible for people in the comprehensive world to find the marauders through Dongfang Chengying.
Although the words of the rescuer are okay, neither Wang Hao nor Mad San Mengqi have the ability to do this, so the matter of finding the marauder is suddenly stuck.
Faced with this situation, Crazy San Mengqi had no choice but to spread his hands: "There is no way, I can only do this first, let people stare at it as much as possible!" Let's see if there are any suspicious characters, and if there is, if there is, if not, there will be no way. ”
Wang Hao nodded when he heard this, he didn't have any other good way, after all, the marauders hid and didn't show up, and they couldn't find their target if you wanted to go over.
So, the matter of the marauder was put down first, and next, Wang Hao also had to start challenging the other clones Hao.
It's just to be honest, Wang Hao doesn't really want to kill the clones, after all, he has experienced the joint cooperation war, with the love of comrades-in-arms, and there is no deep hatred, and the concept is the same, with his character, how can he beat the clones to death?
Faced with this situation, Wang Hao told his troubles to Crazy Three Mengqi, but after Crazy Three Mengqi knew, he laughed: "My dear, this trouble of yours is completely superfluous, because they were born because of this world, and if you want to save them, dear, you can get the authority of the world, pass the trial, and then resurrect them - their existence has been engraved into this world, as long as you want, they can be resurrected and exist as the guardian of the world." ”
After hearing this, Wang Hao's eyes lit up, and he immediately laughed, and then burned with a raging fighting spirit and passion - to tell the truth, fighting with different clones Hao, that feels really good, better than fighting with other people.
Thinking about the scene of the battle with the meow Hao, I really can't stop!
So, this matter was happily decided, and Wang Hao also started the great cause of fighting with different selves for 300 rounds and completing the muscle collision.
When Wang Hao was happily fighting with himself, on the other side, on an island in the Pacific Ocean, there was a hidden base, and in the large conference room inside, a group of BOSS-level characters who appeared in the outside world and could cause a bloody storm.
These people can be said to be all the people in all circles of the world, except for the forces controlled by the clones, all the other evil villains and bosses.
Some are youkai, some are vampires, some are werewolves, some are dark magicians, and some are murderers......
All kinds of beings, without exception, are all strong, and most of them have lived for a long time, a total of twelve people, sitting at a long table, and examining the others in their own ways.
The reason why it is said is that some of these people pretend to be sleepy, some drink silently, some talk and laugh with the people around them, and some are observations of Chiguoguo.
In the same way, the people here are very urban, so even if they have to force their way here for some reason, they don't show too much impatience, but they will look at the hanging clock on the wall from time to time, as if waiting for someone to arrive.
Compared to these people, their subordinates are not so patient, and many of them have unhappy expressions on their faces, as if they are about to lose their patience.
Finally, with the sound of 'boom', the conference room opened with a bang, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the conference room.
Then, I heard a hoarse and weird 'hehe' laughter, which revealed distortion and madness, like laughter from the depths of hell, so that some of the villains and bosses who were used to seeing big scenes at the scene couldn't help but stand upside down.
Immediately afterwards, the owner of the laughter appeared, and when they saw each other, everyone had a ...... How does the style of painting feel incongruous?
That's exactly how it feels.
Because the person who came was a strange man who was more than two meters tall and muscular, but he was wearing a purple tuxedo and his face was made into a clown with heavy makeup.
Clowns or something, either fat or thin, what the hell does this muscular hair feel like it's going to explode when you top a tuxedo suit?
For a while, many people showed strange colors.
However, the clown didn't care at all, just with a playful smile and a weird laugh, he slowly walked into the conference room, and then came to the main seat at the front of the long table, and his posture, combined with his weird clown makeup, looked a little ...... Twisted madness?
When he got to his seat, the clown 'laughed' - a misnomer, because he wasn't smiling, but his clown makeup had a very distorted red grin on his face, so he could barely say 'laughing'.
The 'laughing' clown looked at the bosses who could make one side tremble when he moved, and said, "Guys, you don't seem very happy to look at you, do you need me to tell a joke to make you laugh?" ”
The bosses were silent, they looked at each other, and they all felt despised by them, but they all had a city government, and the most important thing was that they came here for some unspeakable reasons, so that they didn't poke some things.
However, the subordinates and little brothers brought by these bosses are not necessarily, some people take their subordinates and little brothers very seriously, so they explained the situation before they came, and they must not be impulsive and messy, and some people regard their subordinates and little brothers as simple tools, so they don't explain some things.
Now, there is a black subordinate of the boss who doesn't know, and after getting the signal from his boss, he shows a murderous look and says: "Clown, you're half an hour late, give me a reason not to blow your head off." ”
Hearing this, the other people present looked at the black man and the clown quietly, and the clown glanced at the man and said in a seemingly negotiable tone: "How about I make a trick?" ”
The bull's head and horse's mouth made the black man stunned for a moment, and then grinned and showed an expression of 'you meow meow to me'.
Then, the clown suddenly took out a dagger and thrust it the table in front of him, and the others also looked at it, thinking about what was so special about this dagger.
As for the clown, he crouched in front of the dagger, and his right hand swirled around the dagger, saying, "I'm going to turn this dagger into nothing." ”
Hearing this, the black man could not bear it any longer, and he felt that he had been fooled, and immediately rushed towards the clown at a rapid speed, however, the clown instantly grabbed the black man at an even more terrifying speed, and then slammed his head on the table.
Poof!
Bang!
Two different voices came one after the other at a rate almost without jet lag, and the table, which was shaken for a moment, was unscathed, and the black man was instantly dead and fell to the ground, and the dagger had completely submerged from his left eye socket into his brain.
As for the clown, he spread his arms and made his own 'dangdang' sound, then sat back in his chair and said in an exaggerated gesture to the place where the dagger had been inserted: "Look, the dagger is gone—I mean all." ”
As he said this, the clown looked at the others in the audience with his smoky black eyes, and those meaningful eyes seemed to express something.
Then, as if to confirm the clown's words, the dead black man's eyes suddenly ignited a pitch-black flame, the flame had no temperature, but it burned the black man, and feeling the purgatory-like destructive power transmitted by the flames, the bosses present couldn't help but change their faces, because they knew very well what this black fire represented, it was the hellfire that could burn them all out!
The black flame didn't last long, or very quickly, because it started from the black man's head and soon spread to the black man's body, burning it to the point that there was no scum left—there was really no scum left, and all that was left of the scene was the blackened shadow of the ground, the shadow of the human form!