Chapter 156: A Boy
I had already studied these three articles when I was in junior high and high school, and of course I had memorized them all.
But this is Maoshan College, why is it also a university, why do you still require memorization of Chinese language!
Could it be that this is what Mr. Liu Ke asked again?
But why do you memorize it, does this have anything to do with Maoshan Technique?
Does it matter?
I remember that I once read a passage that said, "Those who read the "Teacher Table" and do not cry are unfaithful, those who read the "Chen Qing Table" and do not cry are not filial, and those who read the "Sacrifice Twelve Lang Wen" and do not cry are not kind." Reading these texts, one must think of the one side of the cry and the other side of the writing, the words are blood, and the words are tears. It is not intentional, and the text is all work. ”
Do you want us to cry in class?
However, I only found out at this time that the content of these three classical Chinese essays, except for the titles, is all in traditional Chinese.
It's the traditional Chinese characters used by the ancients!
There are many, many words that I don't recognize.
If I hadn't memorized it in middle and high school, I wouldn't have been able to read it based on literacy alone.
What can I do?
I don't want to be "snapped" by Mr. Jiufengzhe's ring ruler again!
Fortunately, with my memory and the words I could understand, it didn't take long for me to memorize these three articles very skillfully, and at this time, the fat man also came back.
The fat man's face was full of happiness, no, it was a spring heart, humming an out-of-tune tune in his mouth, and he came in in a flash.
As soon as he entered the door, he came up to me and asked:
"Comb, guess what White Anne said to me just now?"
I learned the tone of Bai Annie, imitated Bai Annie's movements, and held the fat man in my arms:
"Fatty, I miss you, I can't sleep if I think you want, I like you, I love you, and I want to sleep with you."
The fat man broke free from my embrace and sneered at me:
"Vulgar, vulgar, is our family Anne a layman like you? When the two of us were separated, Anne leaned into my ear and said to me affectionately, "Fatty, don't let me down." ”
"Just such an ordinary sentence makes you lustful to this extent?"
The fat man is not satisfied:
"You don't understand, comb, let me tell you, this feeling, if it is a theory, I may not be as good as you, but in practice, I dump you for several streets, and I and our family Anne's world, you don't understand."
"Okay, okay, let's go through your two-person world."
But jokes are jokes, and after the fat man memorized the "Spells of Maoshan Technique" with his unforgettable skills, I still helped the fat man memorize the three classical Chinese.
I really suspect that the fat man's middle and high school are all sleeping, three articles, even the simplest and most familiar, and the most commonly tested "Teacher Table", he actually doesn't understand a word!
This thing has repeatedly and firmly said that he has not learned at all, and he is brazen.
Fortunately, he never forgot it, and if I read it to him, he could basically memorize it.
Regardless of whether he understands it or not, Bai Annie said that she only asked to memorize it, but did not let her understand.
When it was all over, the fat man and I had another rambling and went to sleep.
Early the next morning, I was called up by the little black dog as usual to go to breakfast.
However, when I entered the dining room, I found that the principal was not waiting for us as usual, and our breakfast was neatly arranged on the table, lukewarm, just right.
If you guessed correctly, today's class will be taught to us by our principal.
It is precisely because of this that when I think of those three classical Chinese texts, I am even more puzzled and disappointed.
The dignified head of Maoshan Zhengdao, the principal of Maoshan College, didn't teach us some real kung fu, but actually gave us Chinese lessons.
Isn't a tailor who doesn't want to be a cook a good driver!!
Think about what we have learned after so many days of classes, Bai Annie is purely teaching history, and Mr. Liu Ke, a folk scientist, knows that we are allowed to memorize things, and Mr. Jiu Fengzhe only taught us to draw talismans, and he almost went mad and made the chickens and dogs restless.
There are only three Maoshan Taoist priests in this Maoshan Academy, and two of them are abnormal.
I finally looked forward to the stars and the moon, and looked forward to a normal principal, but I looked forward to three essays.
I seriously doubt that I have gotten on a thief ship and entered a fake Maoshan righteous path.
After eating, a few of us came to the Ghost School together.
After entering, I found that there was a pile of white paper on each of our desks, and our inkstone was also full of researched ink, so intimate, so meticulous in style, who else could it be if it wasn't the principal.
But we don't want white paper, we want yellow paper, we don't want ink, we want cinnabar.
We don't want to write, we have to draw talismans, Principal.
We sat in our seats and waited for the Principal to arrive.
With the character of the principal, he will definitely not be late like Mr. Liu Ke.
Sure enough, not long after we sat down, the headmaster walked in.
When we looked up, we were stunned to see the principal!
The headmaster was dressed in a golden robe, his feet were blowing in the wind, and his height was at least one meter eight, if he was thirty years ago, he would definitely be a personable teenager.
The return rate, absolutely 100 percent, fascinates thousands of girls.
The current principal, the years have faded his immaturity, but he has exercised his temperament, what a principal of Maoshan College, the head of Maoshan Zhengdao!
Shouldn't this be the case with a manly man?
In the hand of the principal, there was also a glass of water, and most of the tea leaves in the cup were full.
Although the principal is very stylish, we are still very disappointed.
Aren't you supposed to hold a peachwood sword and step on the Seven Star Steps?
You bring a glass of water, and in front of us, as soon as you come in, you don't do anything, you take a sip first, this, what kind of system is this!
The headmaster swallowed the tea, and said to us:
"See the blank paper on your respective tables, now, you, each of you, silently write the three classical Chinese texts that you asked you to memorize yesterday on the blank paper."
What the?
Dictation?
I heard you right, this is only in junior high school, right?
We were all stunned and didn't put pen to paper.
I'm really speechless, is there any!
Seeing that we were indifferent, the headmaster raised his voice:
"What, didn't you hear clearly? Silently written, "Out of the Teacher's Table", "Chen Qing Table", "Sacrifice Twelve Lang Wen" three articles. ”
We didn't dare to disobey the principal's orders, so we could only pick up the brush and write silently.
I have practiced calligraphy since I was a child, and although the writing is rough, it is not so much that I am at a loss when I lift the brush.
(End of chapter)