Chapter 56: The Enviable "Brother and Sister"
Ah, my eyes are so hot, my heart is beating so fast, I feel like my world is defiled!
The moment Emon opened the book, Intimacy Heaven glowed peach, almost blinding Oemon's eyes.
Look at the lines in the book.
"I attacked her like a beast!"
"I gag her lips to say something, and I don't give her a chance to reject me......"
"The unity of soul and flesh has brought the two of us the ultimate pleasure!"
…… With a snap of the right door, he closed "Intimacy Paradise" again, only to feel that his brain was spinning, and his heart was already eager to cramp and peel off Shizhen.
That guy with sunglasses actually made me read such a disgusting novel, where is this a boutique that describes the essence of love, and it is clearly a "beep" book that poisons teenagers.
Damn! The pure love experience brought by "The Battlefield of Blooming Flowers" collapsed in an instant!
No wonder these people are staring at me like this, damn it, shame and death!
Uemon blushed and gripped Kissing Heaven so hard that it was about to be deformed.
Seeing such a big reaction from Uemon, Shijin sunglasses almost laughed, he just wanted to see how Uemon would be washed when he said that when he bought an intimate paradise, he didn't expect Uemon's reaction to be so cute.
And Naruto was speechless: "Brother Sunglasses, this, what's so funny about this?" It's boring. ”
"......" Zhizhen was speechless for a moment, and said, "You are still young, you don't know where to laugh." ”
"Huh?" Naruto really didn't understand, so he could only look at Shijin dryly.
After a long silence, Uemon seemed to remember something, and suddenly said loudly: "This book, isn't it...... It's not what I want to see, I bought it for my brother! ”
Bought for my brother? There's no place where an older brother would ask his younger sister to buy a book like this! If there were, what a gentleman!
Girl, this explanation is very far-fetched!
Hearing Oemon's defense, Shijin almost laughed, and said in his heart, Saemon, it's really hard for you.
After that, she looked at the boss and said, "Boss, I'm not such a casual woman!" ”
"Huh? Oh? Hehe, okay, okay, I get it all. ”
Seeing the ambiguous smile of the boss, Uemon's face turned redder by three points, and it was so cute that the male compatriots in the bookstore almost drooled.
Yes! What a black spot in my life! Uemon gritted his teeth, looking like he wanted to kill Shijin.
Zhizhen's face jumped when he saw this, and he couldn't make such a joke about it, and he wanted to hit me, right?
Thinking like this, a bad premonition arose in Zhizhen's heart, and it was time for him to appear.
He said, "Naruto, my sister is a girl after all, and she is thin-skinned, so if she continues like this, her sister will be looked down upon by other boys." ”
Naruto couldn't understand what Shishin was saying at all, and said, "Oh? ”
“…… So I'm going to save her. Zhizhen continued.
"Huh? All right! Naruto agreed without thinking about it.
After thinking about it, Zhizhen immediately walked into the store and said in surprise: "Boss, I want a copy...... Hey? Sister, why are you here? ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and immediately exploded the pot, I wiped it, it was really my brother who asked my sister to buy it!
The boss was even more shocked, and said in his heart, what kind of world is this!?
Hey, it doesn't seem right, listening to this, it doesn't seem like my brother asked my sister to buy it? That sister bought it herself?
The crowd went into analysis mode.
Seeing Shizhen suddenly appear, Uemon keenly felt that this was Zhizhen deliberately manipulating him, and his heart was shocked and angry.
But she also knew that when Zhizhen came out at this time, he naturally came to relieve her.
For a moment, I was angry and funny.
"Ah, intimacy heaven!" Shishin snatched the book from Uemon's hand and said, "Ah, God's work! O my dear! O the source of my life! ”
The exaggerated reaction made everyone stunned, and Zhizhen said: "Sister, how could you buy this book?" ”
Uemon looked at him in confusion, Shizhen pretended to be stunned, and said, "I know, this is a birthday gift from you, isn't it?" ”
"Oh, it turned out to be a birthday present...... everyone suddenly realized that this sister also had a heart, and she fell cheeky to buy such a thing for her brother's birthday.
Uemon looked at Zhizhen in surprise, and then reacted and said, "Well, I know you like this, and you talk about it all day long, so I'll surprise you." I didn't expect to be bumped into by you today. ”
Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized that Uemon was really a good sister.
Zhizhen observed everyone's reactions and said, "But you don't want to buy these things in the future as a girl, it's not good." ”
When Oemon heard this, he continued, "I don't know, but I heard you mention it often, so I wrote it down, and I don't know what is written in it." ”
"Yes, yes." Zhizhen nodded with satisfaction, Uemon still has some brains and knows how to cooperate.
"I'll cherish it. Thank you for giving me such a birthday gift! ”
"Then let's go back." Zhizhen is gentle, just like a gentle big brother.
"Yes, brother." Uemon responded obediently.
Everyone applauded, and Xindao was really an enviable pair of brothers and sisters.
When he got out of the bookstore, Uemon immediately changed his face and said fiercely: "Count you as acquaintances, otherwise I will kill you." ”
"......" Zhizhen was speechless, originally he came out to relieve the siege of Uemon, just to avoid the pain of flesh and skin.
"Explain!" Uemon said coldly, "Why should I buy such a book!" And why is Naruto here? ”
"Oh, Brother Sunglasses said that someone took me to see my sister, you ......" Before the words were finished, Zhizhen hurriedly covered it and said, "Ahaha, it's nothing." It's just that you've been addicted to romance novels during this time, so I discussed it with Saemon and was ready to help you. Shijin decisively pulled Saemon into the gang.
"That's what my brother meant?" Uemon looked at Shijin in surprise and asked.
"Of course, otherwise how dare I fix you?"
"Did you use that word?"
"No, no, absolutely nothing!" Zhizhen hurriedly denied it.
Uemon glanced at Zhizhen coldly, and said in his heart that this is your own intention, so my brother won't pit me like this!
But Uemon didn't bother to bother with Zhizhen, for the sake of him coming out to clear the siege in the end,
And remembering Shijin's pompous performance just now, Uemon also wanted to laugh.
She never saw that Zhizhen still had this skill.
Aren't the oil girls all stable and mature? Why is this guy so unusual?
So she said, "Since it's my brother's intention, then this time, I'll let you go." ”
"Thank you, Woman." Zhizhen gave up his hand again and again.
"What posture is this?" Uemon pursed his lips and said, "Let's go, cockroach, it's time to practice ninjutsu." ”
"Well, Naruto, I'm going to practice, shall we see you next time?" Zhizhen smiled.
Naruto didn't know what was going on at all, and the world of Lord Shindo was really hard to understand.
But he also knew that cultivation was an important thing, so he didn't plan to continue to bother Zhizhen, and said, "Oh, Brother Sunglasses, see you next time." Sister Oemon, goodbye! ”
"Goodbye." Uemon waved his hand.
"Remember to come to my house to play, Naruto!" Zhizhen waved his hand.
"Oh!" Naruto happily replied and ran away.
"What an energetic child." Zhizhen smiled.
"yes, it's different from a cockroach wearing sunglasses." Uemon said that her attitude towards Naruto had changed quite a bit now.
Cockroaches in sunglasses...... Zhizhen couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Uemon, your ability to complain is getting stronger and stronger now!" ”
Uemon didn't bother to pay attention to him and said, "Let's go, today is the time to practice ninjutsu!" ”