"Ding, it detects that the host consciousness is deprived and life is threatened, and the system automatically turns on the wake-up mechanism."

"Ding, the system is not full of energy, and the cards are consumed to replenish energy."

The system continuously consumes the two-star card Fanta Monster and the one-star card Vaccine Man (Young), which even prompts that Wang Feng has been upgraded to level 5 and obtained 5 attribute points and 1 skill point, but unfortunately, he has not comprehended any skills.

"Ding, enough energy, wake up mechanism activated!"

Ouch!

Running in a car, Wang Feng woke up from his daze, covered his stunned head and pushed the car door, staggered out and sat on the ground.

I don't even realize what I've just experienced! Two cards were missing from the system and nothing was found.

"I know, although King's luck is full, there is an old saying that 'luck is good, but decline', so I must have taken into account the two characteristics of the strongest luck and the strongest bad luck."

After his head cleared up for a while, he couldn't help but complain, my God, how unlucky he has to be to encounter all kinds of dangers one after another, let's not talk about weirdos, what thugs I met a few days ago, and now there is a car accident, this is unlucky, and the broom star is not as unlucky as me!

"Eh, where's Mike?"

After he recovered, he stood up with the car, and through the broken window, he saw that Mike had fainted in the driver's seat, and he reached in to open the door and pull Mike out.

Bang Bang Bang!

"Mike, wake up......"

He slapped Mike a few times, very hard, well, he was either retaliating or simply trying to wake Mike up.

"It's weird, my heartbeat is normal, and I am not injured, why is there no reaction at all?"

He checked Mike's body, he was not injured in the car accident, his heartbeat and pulse was normal, he looked at Mike's pale face: "This guy can't really be sick, right?" Or is it the curse of the weirdos? ”

Seeing that he couldn't wake Mike, he glanced around, they had already entered the edge of the city of O, scattered and some buildings, but the surroundings were inexplicably quiet, only some insects and birds flew by, but there was no figure.

"Where's the weirdo?"

Before the car accident, he clearly heard the strange roar of the strange man, why did he disappear after a while?

"Huh? No one is still open in the supermarket? Don't pull out the car keys on the car? It seems that the strange man did come here just now, causing all the citizens to run out, well, as the so-called good horse does not eat back grass, the strange man should not return, that is, this is a safe place for the time being. ”

He helped Mike slowly walk around the city, hoping to stop a taxi, however, the streets were very depressed, the cars were on the road, there was no one in them but the car keys were in the car key hole, and the supermarket was also empty, but the door was open.

Click!

There was a slight sound of footsteps at the entrance of the street.

"Huh? That dragon weirdo that Mike was talking about? ”

Wang Feng's breath staggered suddenly, and he didn't dare to bet on who was coming, so he hurriedly helped Mike into the unmanned supermarket to hide.

Dodo...... Dodo......

He and Mike hid behind the shelves, their hearts pounding nervously, and the strange engine-like sound echoed in the silent supermarket.

"Damn, if you have money in the future, you must have a heart exchange operation, otherwise sooner or later this 'emperor engine' heart will die."

Wang Feng pressed his chest hard with both hands and took a deep breath desperately, hoping to suppress his beating heart.

"Well, is there anyone at the supermarket?"

At the entrance of the supermarket, there was a bald head, hanging eyes, loose body, wearing a yellow superman suit, red rubber gloves for washing dishes, cheap red rain boots under his feet, and a white cloak on his back, such obvious features, I think everyone has guessed his identity.

That's right, he was famous all over the world in the near future...... Bald Cape Man! Saitama!

"Na, it turns out that there is no one, the supermarket sale leaflet clearly says that there is still an hour before the sale ends, why is it that people have already left work? Damn, I shouldn't have wasted time on that ugly monster with four faces. ”

Saitama was depressed and pinched a supermarket flyer.

"Hey, what's this sudden sound?" He scratched his face with his fingers in confusion, "It's similar to the sound of my usual farts!" ”

“……”

As soon as Wang Feng heard the voice, he knew that the person who came was not a strange person, because no strange person would ask "is there anyone" so politely, and their question should be "who else".

"Let's go, Nice underwear sale in P City, it's time to make up your mind to change a pair of underwear, how can anyone not change underwear for more than a year, well, just convince yourself."

Saitama threw away the original supermarket sale leaflet, took it out from his body, and took out another P City supermarket sale flyer, staring at the cover of Wang Feng, who was only wearing underwear, twice, "Well, I see that he is wearing a good outfit, it should suit me!" ”

"Hey, wait a minute."

Wang Feng put down the microphone and walked out of the shelf, and saw a very familiar and heroic bald head standing at the door of the supermarket, and vaguely guessed that the other party might be Saitama, he was slightly excited and excited in his heart, and when he saw that the other party was leaving, he hurriedly stopped.

Anyway, Saitama has also been saved several times, however, he has never had the opportunity to express his gratitude in person, not to mention that he can have his current status and reputation, which accounts for Saitama's credit.

He must be thankful for such a great favor.

He walked over excitedly, his hand already outstretched, ready to hold Saitama's hand to his face to show his gratitude for saving his life for many years.

"Huh?"

Saitama heard someone calling him, turned around suspiciously, and saw the excited Wang Feng, his face was surprised, and he pointed at Wang Feng and said, "Hey, are you underwear?" ”

“……”

Wang Feng's excited expression froze suddenly, and his steps over were equally frozen, huh...... Hehe...... What a cold joke, you are paralyzed, dead bald, you say who is the panties, you are the panties, your whole family is the panties.

He took a deep breath, calmed the excitement and excitement in his heart, and pointed at Saitama's bald head with an expressionless face: "Hey, are you a boiled egg?" "Hmph, come on, hurt each other, who's afraid of whom?

Saitama was stunned, glanced at Wang Feng carefully, pointed to Wang Feng's left cheek and said, "Na, you have three scars?" ”

“……”

Nima, who's three-eight? I have three scars, it's my Hero's Medal, go to your sister's 38, can you speak? Can you talk well? Also, have you changed your settings? Why do you speak so sharply? Isn't that the setting of the tornado?

The corners of Wang Feng's mouth twitched, okay, keep fighting, right? I'm afraid of you?

He pointed to the top of Saitama's head, "Now, you're bald?" ”

Saitama's eyes widened, and he shouted angrily, "Why are you so rude?" Who are you talking about...... bald" He said, suddenly stunned: "Eh, wait a minute, the supermarket sale in P City is going to be late." ”

"I'm in a hurry, so I'll go first."

He put down a sentence, made a running posture, clenched his hands into fists in front of his chest, turned into a wheel that rolled at a high speed under his feet, swooped out a few hundred meters, and then blinked, the person was gone, leaving only a leaflet of the supermarket sale in O City that was blown by the wind because he ran.

Wang Feng looked at the breeze rolling up on the street and the leaflets floating in the air, and beckoned to the shelf: "Hey, Mike, wake up, I seem to have seen the bald flash." ”