The difficulty of the Holy Child King was calmly solved by Chen Li's incorruptible tongue.

Instead of going through twists and turns like Journey to the West, he put on a big hat for the Great Sage Bull Demon King of Pingtian.

Chen Li is still upright, too, this old cow doesn't want to let her delicate daughter-in-law stay at home, and let her stay alone for three years in the empty house, isn't it what she deserves?

This is not clear, occupying the pit and not?

As soon as he thought about the appearance of Princess Iron Fan like a little wild cat that night, he felt unworthy for this cold and beautiful woman.

Of course, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and the relationship between the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess must have their own reasons, Chen Li doesn't know about it, and it's not easy to say anything about the Bull Demon King.

Say goodbye to Princess Iron Fan, and the next morning, Chen Li dragged his tired body and flew west.

About 180 miles away, he found his own team.

Ignoring Zhu Bajie's immodest smile, Chen Li jumped on the big turtle shell of the little white dragon, fell asleep upside down, and snored to the sky.

Everyone didn't bother, after all, don't think about it, the senior brother must have fought all night last night.

The white bone spirit gently picked up Chen Li's head and placed him on his straight thigh, a Qianqian jade hand gently combing the monkey hair on his husband's head.

She is not a cautious woman, after all, in this era, which big family with a little money does not have three wives and four concubines? What's more, my husband is so powerful and so good.

Chen Li, who was sleeping, kept a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

Indeed, this time not only easily solved the trouble of the red child, but also solved the problem of the Flame Mountain in the future.

Thinking about the intoxicated appearance of the princess of the iron fan last night, and borrowing a banana fan from her in the future, it is not a matter of one sentence?

……

The scripture learning team walked for more than 20 days, and in the afternoon of this day, when Chen Li was lazily basking in the sun, Monk Sha suddenly said: "Senior brother, you see, there are many monks in front." ”

"Oh?" Chen Li's heart moved, and he hurriedly got up.

Five miles to the northwest of them, there was a large and broken mountain that had been reclaimed and unformed.

There are many people on the side of the mountain, but eight or nine out of ten are monks, and the remaining eleven are arrogant Taoist priests with horsewhips in their hands.

"Brother Monkey, look, why are so many monks doing coolies?"

Zhu Bajie looked into the distance and saw the scene ahead, quite curious.

If you want to talk about monks, chanting scriptures and worshiping Buddha is naturally the first thing to do every day, and occasionally they will go down the mountain to turn their fortunes or help the people pray for blessings, but it is extremely rare to do coolies on a large scale like the front.

"Ouch, I'll go, those Taoist priests are so short-tempered, look at it, beat that monk all over the ground, what are you doing?"

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie saw those arrogant Taoist priests, holding a horse whip in their hands and whipping a monk.

And the monk didn't dare to resist, just kept kowtowing and begging for mercy.

"I'll go, the monks of Che Chi Kingdom will suffer more than I imagined?"

Chen Li muttered secretly in his heart, and at this moment, the system that had not been ** for a long time rang again.

"Now release the main quest to save the monk of Che Chi Kingdom."

When Chen Li heard this, he smiled bitterly, "You're forcing me to do something." ”

System: "Please don't talk nonsense, I didn't force buy and sell." ”

"Well, I'm not going to do this task." Chen Li said with a smile.

System: "If you refuse to complete the mission, I'll explode and blow your head to pieces." ”

"I'll go to your uncle, aren't you forcing you to buy and sell?" Chen Li spat on a mouthful of saliva and expressed strong condemnation of the system.

And the system was silent for a while before saying, "Yes, I'm just buying and selling, and you can't beat me." ”

"...... the"

Chen Li was so angry that he slapped himself, his heart and this system have been dependent on each other for more than half a year, how can this bastard system still talk so angry?

The task couldn't be refused, so Chen Li had no choice but to accept it.

He didn't hesitate at the moment, jumped up, set up colorful auspicious clouds and flew towards the mountain.

Halfway through, I saw him transform into the appearance of Lingji Bodhisattva, thinking that this evil person must find someone to carry the black pot.

"You ****, you know that you are lazy, I will let you steal, I will let you steal."

At the foot of the mountain, the Taoist priest in charge of supervision saw a monk lose his strength and threw the log on his shoulder, and he was furious at the moment, and stepped forward to fly up and kick the monk to the ground, not forgetting to whip him a few times.

The monk cried in pain and cried for his mother, and kept begging for mercy: "I didn't mean to, spare my life, spare me." ”

"Hmph, it's useful to beg for mercy? Lao Tzu looks down on soft bones the most, see that I don't smoke you to death. ”

The Taoist priest did not end because of the monk's kowtow, but instead intensified the beating, and the monk was covered with blood all over his body, and he tossed and turned on the ground in pain.

Chen Li, who had transformed into Lingji Bodhisattva, couldn't help frowning when he saw this scene, and he didn't hesitate at the moment, flying into the air with clouds and mist, and then coughed lightly.

After a while......

I'm grassy, no one notices me?

The corners of Chen Li's mouth twitched, embarrassed.

At the moment, he didn't pretend to be high-minded, and as soon as he opened his mouth and spit out, a ball of saliva condensed into stone by mana flew down.

With a "bang", it smashed on the head of the evil Taoist priest impartially.

"Ouch, which turtle son dares to sneak up on Lao Tzu?"

The Taoist priest's head was smashed, and he was in pain, and he immediately raised his eyes in anger and looked around.

The monks of the Quartet are all carrying logs, and stones are carrying stones, and they don't look like me.

Seeing that the murderer could not be found, the Taoist priest couldn't help but turn his anger to the monk under him, raised his hand and raised the whip, and was about to beat again.

Chen Li snorted again, this time he didn't use mana to condense saliva, but a real mouthful of thick phlegm and spit it on the Taoist priest's brain.

"Shall I fuck you, which turtle son did it?"

The Taoist priest wiped away the disgusting thick phlegm and scolded.

When Chen Li heard this, he also scolded on the spot: "Your grandfather and I did it, why, are you not convinced?" ”

"Huh? Who's talking? ”

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, raised his eyes and looked around, and the monks were also suspicious.

Chen Li really wants to scold his mother, can't this group of fools look up?

Bah!

Another cloud of spit splashed down, and the morale was so angry that the sheep was about to go crazy, and his whole body trembled.

It was also at this time that he finally remembered the heavens.

No, when he looked up and looked at the person sitting on the cloud, the Taoist priest was so frightened that his legs weakened and he collapsed to the ground.

"You, you, who are you?"

He screamed in horror.

When everyone in the audience heard this, they also looked up.

Suddenly, a group of monks knelt on the ground in panic and shouted: "It's the Bodhisattva, it's the Bodhisattva!" ”

"This Bodhisattva, I've seen it in the temple statue, it seems to be Lingji Bodhisattva!"

"Oh my God, the Bodhisattva has appeared, and the Bodhisattva has come to save us!"

The monks were so excited that they bowed their heads and bowed their heads.

And the Taoist priests who supervised them swallowed a mouthful of saliva in unison, extremely nervous.

"Everyone, be quiet."

Seeing that the monk below kept bowing, Chen Li had no choice but to stop it.

When the monks heard this, they immediately shut up, but they were all overjoyed in their hearts, this Bodhisattva must have come here to save them from fire and water.

And Chen Li will naturally not live up to their hospitality.

After pretending to cough twice, I saw him staring at a Taoist priest below, and then, with a snort, spit out a mouthful of saliva.

The audience was stunned, the Bodhisattva is here, spitting?

And Chen Li's next actions made them sure that the Bodhisattva was really spitting.

"Bah, you dare to scold your grandfather's turtle son who has suffered from the plague?"

"Bah, you dare to hide from the plague?"

"Whew!"

In the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, Lingji Bodhisattva, who was listening to the Buddha's teachings, sneezed inexplicably......

(The recommendations and rewards in the past two days are very good, and there should be more on the weekend, brothers, continue to smash my salted fish!) ）

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