Chapter 512: Crazy! It's really going crazy!
it! It's all at this time, seeing that lifelong happiness is going to be ruined, and seeing that I'm going to marry a thousand-year-old scum and live a miserable life from now on, this chick is still sitting in the eight winds and not moving?
Even the props are ready for you! Is it possible that Lao Tzu blatantly reminds you?
Although rest assured, with Lao Tzu and Ye Buxiao's two desolate realms present, as well as many masters, there will definitely be no danger!
And that bottle of dichlorvos is just a freshly squeezed juice filled with fresh juice after Lao Tzu cleaned the empty bottle several times! Delicious, delicious!
Now, all you need is to show your determination to oppose it to the death, and let the dead old man see that you would rather die than agree with this family business, and this matter will be OK, okay?
Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, as the heir of the Ye family, as a party to this marriage contract, your attitude of disobedience to the death is much more effective than other people's loud noise!
As a result, you're still sitting there struggling with pain, and you don't hurry up to resist! Crying, hanging, cutting wrists, drinking medicine!
What's going on in your head?
However, at this moment, just as he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and jumping to his feet, the next situation made him stunned all of a sudden!
I saw Ye Buxiao, who was still stunned, his face suddenly happy, his skills were extremely agile, and he jumped to the conference table with a "whoosh".
Before anyone could react, the fruit knife came into his hand, and it was stuck on the wrist of his left hand, and his neck was instantly hung on the rope of the beam!
The body was suspended in the air, tearing open his voice and shouting, that set of splattering and rolling skills were hearty, "Ouch, I don't want to live anymore......"
"You all look at it, Lao Tzu has lived a good life in this life, so bitter, even his son and grandson dare to slap the table and stool with Lao Tzu!"
"I can't even do my granddaughter's marriage, what's the point of living!"
"Lao Tzu wants to hang himself, cut his wrists, and drink dichlorvos! You unscrupulous descendants, Lao Tzu will die for you to see! ”
So in an instant, the peaceful scene was completely broken!
"Father's ......"
"Grandpa......"
There was a panic scream, and the scene instantly became a pot of porridge. Everyone's faces changed suddenly, and they were extremely nervous, and they swarmed around.
The conditioned reflex wants to stop it, and it wants to save the old man from the rope! But I don't dare to act rashly!
I don't know, the old man is a master of the Flood Wilderness Realm, if he really does something stupid, the gods can't control it!
Many people were so anxious that tears were about to roll out, and the shouts and persuasions were about to lift the roof.
"Father, I beg you, come down quickly! There are things to discuss, everything is negotiable, but you must not do stupid things! ”
"Yes, grandpa, don't! Hurry up and put the knife down, can't we all listen to you? ”
"Zhao Xiaotian! You bastard, what are you doing with all this stuff? What do you want the old man to have, three long and two short, Lao Tzu will dismantle you into eight pieces! ”
However, even if a group of people persuaded him to dry his mouth, the dead old man was rolling in the air and crying, "Don't come down!" Lao Tzu just can't come down! If any of you dare to stop it, Lao Tzu will die for you immediately! ”
"It's still the son-in-law of the old man who is sensible, seeing that Lao Tzu is living such a wretched life, he has prepared everything for Lao Tzu!"
So in an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was completely stupid!
Looking at this scene, his brain was buzzing, and his old face was black and purple!
was so angry at the moment, a pair of fists gurgled loudly, and the green tendons on his arms burst out, "Dead old man, you come down for me!" ”
Lao Tzu knows how to deal with an egg? These things aren't for you, are they? You ran to cry, make trouble, hang yourself, and make a fuss?
"Lao Tzu doesn't come down! I want to hang myself, cut my wrists, and drink medicine! Son-in-law, hand me that bottle of pesticide too! ”
"! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you to death? ”
"It's just right for you to kill me, lest I do it myself! Lao Tzu wants to commit suicide! Hum! Lao Tzu doesn't care, he wants to commit suicide! ”
"Your second uncle!"
And at the same moment, just as he was so angry that he thundered, the next situation was so unexpected again, which shocked everyone on the spot.
"Enough! That's enough! A hoarse, pathetic roar.
Everyone turned their heads and saw Ye Qingqing, whose face was already full of sad and cold tears at this time.
The delicate body trembled, and under the rubbing of teary eyes, she just kept shaking her head, and her voice was hoarse and misery, "Don't make trouble, I agree to this marriage!" ”
"Grandpa, come down too, I've signed the marriage certificate!"
Sure enough, the two marriage books in front of me have been signed and handprinted!
Before the words fell, cold tears rolled out again. A burst of desolation and sorrow that penetrated deep into the bone marrow hit, and it seemed that the spiritual power of the whole body was completely drained at this moment, and he sat down on the chair weakly, and in his eyes, the sorrow was greater than the sadness of the heart death!
Quiescence! In an instant, the scene turned into a deathly silence, and time seemed to stand still!
Everyone stared at this chick with wide eyes, looking at the marriage certificate in front of her, which already had the signatures and handprints of the two of them, and had officially taken effect.
They looked at each other and couldn't say a word.
Even Ye Buxiao, who was still hanging on the roof, finally stopped crying and rolling!
In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was completely stunned!
The old face turned dark with a brush, his mouth opened wide, and his brain was completely buzzing.
it! Finish the calf! Lose your marbles! It's really crazy now!
it! Eighteen slots!
"Sister, are you okay......" After a while, Ye Wenbo shouted softly, finally breaking the dead silence of the scene!
In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian was finally the first to wake up from the shock! Without the slightest hesitation, he crawled onto the table with a "whoosh", and rushed towards the two marriage books desperately!
Uncle's! I can't care about it so much, I will tear it up when I grab it!
However, at the same moment, I saw that Ye Buxiao reacted faster than him, and with a "click", the rope broke, and he quickly flew to block him directly!
At the moment of lightning, two marriage documents arrived in his hands, and he kicked them into his arms in three or two strokes.
Ignoring the pain of his granddaughter, he sat cross-legged at the conference table, his eyebrows and smiling face, the dog's tail flowers were blooming brightly, and he danced with his hands, "Hey, stinky boy, do you want to regret your marriage?" There are no doors! ”
"No way, Lao Tzu's reaction is a little faster than you, and his movements are a little faster than you! You bite me, you bite me......"
"Do you really think that Lao Tzu doesn't know your little fancy intestines? Fight with Lao Tzu, tender! You're still young! ”
Then another one jumped, landed on the position he had just placed, and looked up to the sky and laughed three times, "Ha! Ha ha! Hahaha......"
As a result, Zhao Xiaotian completely collapsed!
He was also sitting cross-legged on the table, stunned, as if he had been electrocuted, his mouth was slightly open, and he looked at the old man in a daze, like a second fool.
Nima! Your uncle! Your second uncle! All you uncle!
At this moment, he suddenly felt that this world was full of malice!
At this moment, his eyes were full of tears, and he had nothing to love!