I went to the grocery store at the head of our village.

You don't have to think about it to know that it's definitely closed.

The owner of the grocery store is an old bachelor, a god chattering, who has lived most of his life and opened this grocery store, saying that it is a grocery store, he eats and lives here, in short, this is all he has.

That's why I came here.

Even though the grocery store is closed, if I shout, I can call him up, come to the door and I can buy something.

So I approached the window, knocked on the window, and shouted two words inside.

Sure enough, the lights inside came on.

Then a dissatisfied voice came from within:

"Who? It's the middle of the night. ”

I hurriedly smiled:

"It's me, Uncle Liu, it's me, comb, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really can't help it, so I'm here to trouble you."

Uncle Liu recognized my voice, but it was silent, probably wearing clothes.

It didn't take long for the door to open.

Uncle Liu walked out and said to me:

"Comb, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?"

Do?

I know what I'm going to do, but I don't know how to say it.

I had no choice but to go in first.

I decided, I didn't say anything, just look for it.

Uncle Liu didn't talk anymore, and he didn't care about me, just watched me from the sidelines.

But I searched around, but I couldn't find it.

I could only turn around and ask Uncle Liu:

"Uncle Liu, are you here, is there a ...... for that woman?"

Uncle Liu saw through it at a glance and smiled evilly at me:

"You kid, don't tell the truth to Uncle Liu yet. Uncle Liu already knows what you want to buy, but I'm embarrassed? What's so embarrassing about that? You brought back such a beautiful girl, the whole village knows about it, young man, how could Uncle Liu not understand? ”

What is this?

But before I could ask clearly, Uncle Liu pulled me into a corner, took a box, and handed it to me:

"Comb, take it away, Uncle Liu won't charge you money."

I didn't look at what the box was, I thought it was smoke, and excused myself:

"Uncle Liu, I don't smoke."

"This stupid boy, what smokes or doesn't smoke, you can use it without smoking."

That's when I felt something was wrong.

I looked down at the box in my hand and saw the three big words "Durex", and I almost broke out in a cold sweat.

Haven't you ever eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run?

I've seen this thing on TV.

I hurriedly threw it on the ground.

For a long time, I said to Uncle Liu:

"Uncle Liu, I, I'm not here to buy this."

Now Uncle Liu wondered:

"Xiao Shu? You said that you shouted at me in the middle of the night, didn't you buy this and buy something? You're such a big person, Uncle Liu understands, he won't laugh at you, take it and go. ”

I'm in a hurry.

"Uncle Liu, you misunderstood, it's not this, it's a woman's ......"

Before I finished speaking, Uncle Liu was surprised:

"For women? Xiao Shu, don't laugh at Uncle Liu for not seeing the world, this kind of thing, is there still a woman for it? Then I really don't have it here.,Oh.,Xiaoshu.,You readers are just different.,It's really good at playing.。 ”

I'll go, this old bachelor, I really dare to think of anything.

I don't want to say anything more, and in front of him, I don't have to be shy, I just said:

"Uncle Liu, I'm here to buy my aunt's towel, it's not what you think."

Uncle Liu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wicked smile:

"Oh oh oh, it turned out that I had been making trouble for a long time, you bought this, alas, alas, alas, you kid, why are you so unlucky, I finally brought back such a big beauty like a flower, but today...... Alas. ”

As he spoke, Uncle Liu took out a small bag the size of a drawer paper from the corner and handed it to me:

"You don't have to pay for it, Uncle Liu sympathizes with you."

With that, he kicked me out.

I don't want to leave yet, though.

I thought of Bai Annie's painful appearance, I saw it on TV, there is something that can reduce the pain, so I tentatively asked Uncle Liu:

"Uncle Liu, do you have any warm palace stickers here?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence was laughed at by Uncle Liu again:

"Xiao Shu, I see that you are not very old, and you know a lot, hahahaha, you are really experienced."

Then he shoved me with a plaster and finally pulled me out.

Didn't ask for money!

I'm really speechless.

This old god stick has no skin and no face.

But when I saw the things in my hand, I was sure that it was right, and it was not in vain.

I hurried home, and Anne was still lying on the bed, moaning in pain.

I took out my aunt's towel and handed it to Anne Bai.

Anne Bai gave me a grateful look and was about to stand up.

I hurriedly said:

"You can change it here, I'll just go out."

Before leaving, I gave the warm palace sticker to Anne Bai:

"I've heard people say, this thing works, you can put it on."

With that, I went out.

After about half an hour, I made a glass of brown sugar water and went back to the house.

Anne White has recovered.

But looking at this Nizi's face, it doesn't seem to be very friendly.

What does this mean?

I've gotten it this far, why am I still cold-eyed?

I handed over the brown sugar water, and Bai Anne took a sip and said coldly:

"Who did you learn this from? Or did it have before? ”

I go, is this question important?

Isn't that vexatious?

"Who do you care I learn from?"

"Speak quickly!"

Bai Annie was angry, and she looked angry.

Is it necessary?

As for it?

Cross the river and tear down the bridge.

It's ungrateful.

Grace will take revenge.

If I knew you were doing this to me, I would have let you hurt all the time.

But I still obediently said:

"I went to school on TV, what's wrong? Can't you? You should be grateful that I still know how to watch TV and apply what I have learned, or no one will know if you die of pain tonight. ”

Bai Annie returned to her previous appearance, but she didn't say a word and lay on the bed.

I don't know what the situation is when a woman comes to her relatives, people, they must be weak and weak, ghosts, and they are estimated to be greatly injured.

So Bai Annie lay motionless.

But fortunately, Bai Annie was lying in the bed, and it seemed that she had deliberately left a place for me.

I lay down next to Anne White.

Now, I can finally sleep peacefully.

But as soon as I lay down, I heard a loud knock on the door.

"Comb, comb, slept? Open the door, open the door! ”

Uncle's!

This damn fat man!

I stood up and slammed the door open, trying to smack the thing.

But as soon as I opened the door, the goods didn't pay attention to me at all, and rushed into the house directly, and saw Bai Annie sleeping in bed intact and sleeping in her clothes, and turned around to see that she had also not undressed, so she breathed a sigh of relief and said:

"Comb, I can't sleep, you can accompany me."

I'll fuck your uncle!

(End of chapter)