Text: From the City_Chapter 92 Accident! It was a pure accident!

On January 3 of the first year of the Beacon Fire Continent AD calendar, the weather was clear.

Xiao Chen, who had been relaxing in Julin City for several days, finally remembered that he still had the hegemony of the dynasty unfinished. Early in the morning of this day, Xiao Chen rode his night-light lion cub and ran to the giant forest city. Don't be surprised, for the top chain company in Fiberhome Mainland China.

Inside, several girls immediately came out and conveyed around Xiao Chen together. Alas~ No way, it's not that the master is narcissistic, we are so handsome, and when we walk into the women's branch, there are a large group of beauties surrounding us. It seems that in the future, we can't run here when we are idle, otherwise let the broad masses of the people see it, so what can we do!

While thinking about things, Xiao Chen looked at the little ladies around him, and half of her breasts were exposed to her boundless beauty. Curiously, with the palm of his hand, he gently patted away the little mosquitoes on the white mountains. Anyway, where did the little mosquito come from? Go, do you still need to ask? If you say there is, then there must be.

Xiao Chen, who was tying up in the women's pile, suddenly heard such a sentence: "Hey, Wang, are you here to play again today?" ”

Turn your head and look, yo! It turned out to be the ticket friend Lao Wang who I met two days ago. So, reluctantly pushed away a few beautiful girls around him and came to Lao Wang.

"Lao Wang, I didn't expect to see you today! Aren't you afraid that your mother-in-law will come to arrest you again? Xiao Chen said to Lao Wang with a smile. Lao Wang is an ordinary family, with a thick waist and fat buttocks. I remember that when Lao Wang was pulled out by his daughter-in-law yesterday, Xiao Chen was terrified to see that scene. Have you ever seen a woman who pulls a fat man weighing two hundred pounds with one hand and pulls her ears up? Remember, the toes are at least 20 centimeters off the ground.

"Hehe, yesterday I told my mother-in-law that you also come here to play every day, so my mother-in-law will never stop you again. How about it, king, Xiaomin is still very smart! ”

it! Clever? Clever you big-headed ghost! You were caught by your daughter-in-law, why did you confess me! Don't you know that King Ben is a Ming Jun? How can you come here to play, this king is here for office work, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand.

Listening to Lao Wang's laughter in his ears, Xiao Chen's face became even darker.

"Fuck off, Lao Wang, let me tell you that this king is here to do business, not to play, understand?" Xiao Chen said with a dark face to the old Wang who was almost smiling. I really don't understand why this old king is so happy, he almost laughed just now.

"Oh, king, it's just playing here, what's so embarrassing. Besides, coming here is not only a place to relax, but also to experience the people's feelings, what a good place to work, isn't it! ”

When Xiao Chen heard it, he had to do it, he was Mingjun, how could he listen to the villain's slander: "Is there any room upstairs?" ”

"There must be, don't look at it early in the morning. In fact, many people have been arrested by the mother-in-law at home, and there are many vacant houses. There are a lot of beautiful girls, and I'll pick two of them in a while! ”

To withstand the devastation of bad temptation, we must insist, we are Mingjun, we are three good boys. "Lao Wang, do you have that kind of little sister who is so small and exquisite?"

"Of course, my lord, I'll tell you. I just got a new product yesterday, and I'm only fifteen years old. The long one is called a beautiful one, and the little mouth looks like it wants to take two bites. By the way, I still have a little bit of that *once powder, do you want to have some of it? ”

"Lao Wang, you can't do this. It's really bad, let's enjoy the blessings together, and the difficulties together. Hurry up and give me the hour. ”

"Hey, King, No, this is. It's a small packet, enough for the king to use for a few days. ”

Taking the packet of medicinal powder handed over by Lao Wang, Xiao Chen smiled knowingly. Then I suddenly remembered the little sister who had just come from Lao Wang, and suddenly my heart was beating.

"Lao Wang, what about the little sister, let the boss lady get it for me. This king wants to educate the children well, and he can't watch the little girl fall! "O king benevolent, this is the blessing of the people of my giant forest! However, that little girl seems to have been wrapped up by General Luo last night! ”

"What? General Luo? Luo Cheng? Xiao Chen suddenly became angry, in his own city, he found a young lady and was actually occupied by others, what is the matter.

"It's De, I heard that it is General Luo Chengluo. And, last night, in General Luo's room, there was a wailing all night. Alas~"

"Alas~ It's because this king didn't educate his subordinates. Unexpectedly, Luo Cheng was so cruel, even a little girl was abused like this! ”

"Uh... No, it was General Luo who wailed all night! ”

“...”

Say nothing! "Lao Wang, I'll withdraw first!"

"What's the king, don't you want to talk to that little sister?"

Xiao Chen, who walked out in a hurry, listened to Lao Wang's words and suddenly stumbled. Nima, still talking? Even Luo Cheng was abused by the little girl and wailed all night, he didn't seem to be as strong as Luo Cheng in martial arts, and his body was not as strong as Luo Cheng. So, let's withdraw quickly.

walked out, Xiao Chen led the little lion in the night and walked a long way. I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have forgotten something, what was it?

Damn, how did I get out. Didn't you plan to pull Wang Ping Luo into a few of them and pull them out of it? Why am I coming out on my own now? Could it be that when we meet the gods, they will teleport us directly?

Forget it, I'll go to dinner first, and I'll talk about other things in the afternoon.

A bowl of soy milk, three fried dough sticks, and ten meat buns. The simple breakfast was quickly wiped out by Xiao Chen, and after paying, Xiao Chen directly rode on the little lion in the night and went straight to the barracks.

The Beichen army should be stationed outside the city at this time, and there is really no open space in the city that can accommodate more than 100,000 people. Ran all the way out of the city gate to the military camp in memory.

Xiao Chen rode the little lion in the night, looking at the empty camp in front of him, his face suddenly turned dark, and then the corners of his mouth twitched. What about people? Where are they all dead?

Looking up at the tall lookout post, stood a soldier in armor and armed with a spear. Xiao Chen burst into tears, it's not easy, that group of bastard big-headed soldiers finally knew to leave someone to guard the camp.

He stepped forward, and was about to say hello to the dedicated soldier. Unbeknownst to him, a cold wind suddenly blew, and the soldier was directly blown down. Xiao Chen, hurry up and run forward, alas~ This little soldier is too dedicated. The rest of the bastards didn't know that there was a change of shift, and look at this hard-working soldier, he must be rewarded, and he must be rewarded!

After walking in front of the soldier, Xiao Chen fell directly to the ground.

Nima! Scarecrow? There's no reason for it!

Calmly got up from the ground, patted the dust on his buttocks, and stroked his sexy little hair with his fingers. Then, Bigfoot kicked the scarecrow wildly! Nima, it's a scarecrow, these bastards!

After kicking dozens of feet, looking at the scarecrow that had completely fallen apart, and the straw that was originally stuffed in the leather armor was also floating everywhere, Xiao Chen felt relieved in his heart!

calmly tidied up the royal clothes on his body, then straightened the sword at his waist, and walked into the camp with a black face.

A cold wind blew, the yellow leaves fluttered with the wind, and the rustling sound sounded so terrible.

However, none of this can eliminate the anger that was ignited again in Xiao Chen's heart!

The super-long long ges were originally supposed to be used as sharp weapons in the hands of soldiers to harvest the heads of the enemy. But now, the five spears have been turned into hangers by this group of bastards, and there are all kinds of clothes on them, such as tops, pants, and panties.

Perhaps, there is nothing in one or two pieces. However, can you imagine what it was like to have 150,000 people, nearly 340,000 pieces of clothing, set up in the military camp of Nuoda? Nima, with more than 100,000 panties alone, swaying back and forth in the wind.

Can we still have fun?

Looking at the countless red clothes in front of me, hanging in various places in the camp, even heavy weapons such as catapults were not spared. At a glance, it's all red cloth, but there's actually white? What's the situation?

Suddenly, a white figure fluttered through the two red clothes, and Xiao Chen was immediately puzzled. Then, when I thought of the various supernatural events I listened to those old men when I was a child, I broke out in a cold sweat.

"Baa~Baa~"

...... Sheep? There are sheep in your own large military camp?

Who is so bold to dare to herd sheep in the barracks of labor and management! It's crooked!

Xiao Chen held a sword in his hand and searched around, but he didn't find any shepherds. I immediately wondered, how could I see this fat sheep and not those herdsmen.

Alas~ Forget it, don't look for it, slaughter and eat the sheep first.

Soon, the little fat sheep that had been alive and well turned into a piece of meat inserted on Changge under Xiao Chen's sword. Although Changge is a little longer, it is still very good to hold a few dozen centimeters behind the tip of the ge, and the whole sheep is roasted.

After cleaning up the mutton, Xiao Chen went to the kitchen of the gang leader army and found a lot of various condiments. But when he returned to the barbecue grill again, Xiao Chen suddenly found that there was no dry firewood, there was fire in his hands, but there was no firewood, how could this be done.

Inadvertently, I saw clothes hanging all over the place. Xiao Chen said silently in his heart: Alas~ For your king to eat a delicious roast whole sheep, I believe that the brothers are also willing to dedicate one of their own clothes. Well, that's a simple decision.

Although it is said that after the clothes are ignited, a large amount of harmful gases are emitted, but dry firewood is the same. So, don't say anyone. Dozens of dry clothes quickly turned into a pile of flames that flew straight upwards after encountering Mars. Xiao Chen squinted his little eyes and smiled as he watched the mutton sprinkled with spices turn golden in the fire, and he couldn't help but let out a lot of saliva in his mouth.

It didn't take long for the golden roasted whole sheep to be taken off the fire by Xiao Chen. Smelling the fragrant mutton, Xiao Chen happily cut off Changge, and then hugged a large pile of mutton and came to the bottom of a big tree outside the barracks. After that, I just happily ate mutton.

Just when Xiao Chen was eating fragrant over there, an accident happened in the camp.

The fire that was originally used for barbecue, and the clothes that were not burned out, flew directly to several hangers next to it under a gust of wind. Subsequently, the clothes on the hangers were set on fire, and after that, everywhere was set on fire.

After eating a roast leg of lamb, Xiao Chen shouted a cool word. And then - wipe the sweat from your forehead. Alas~ How can you eat a roast lamb so hot? It shouldn't be!

Touching the oil stains on the corners of his mouth, Xiao Chen stood up and stretched, and then walked out from behind the big tree.

This.. This.. What's going on! I'm rubbing, why is the camp on fire! Who did this? Bullying the master to eat meat, the morning master didn't pay attention to the fire to play!

Xiao Chen looked at the coaxing camp that was already burning in front of him, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't stepped on the fire before he came out. Tears flowed down my face! Surprise! It was a pure accident!

The fiery red flames soared into the sky more than ten meters high, and Xiao Chen, who was standing more than fifty meters away, could feel the heat of the fire. , what do you care about whether it's hot or not, let's put out the fire first!

"Come on! It's a fire! Someone! Let's put out the fire! Xiao Chen shouted loudly as he stood in front of the fire and was helpless.

At this time, inside a gambling house in the city.

The two soldiers had just lost all their money, and the two brothers and sisters walked up to the city wall with each other on their shoulders. I'm ready to jump off the city and commit suicide, heartbroken!

The two of them had just walked up to the city wall when they suddenly noticed a huge pillar of fire in the distance.

Soldier A said to Soldier B: "Brother, I didn't expect our brothers to come to commit suicide, and they can still see the origin of humanity - fire!" ”

Soldier B replied, "Yes, brother, go all the way!" In the next life, let's go to gambling together! ”

Soldier A suddenly said angrily: "Get out! Labor and management don't know you in the next life, you are too bad. Labor and management blocked a few handfuls, and they all won. As a result, as soon as you took over, you actually lost it all! it! ”

Soldier B said embarrassedly: "Ahem, accident! It was a pure accident! ”

Then Soldier A continued: "Alas, brother, I see how the place where the fire is so familiar! ”

Soldier B was surprised and asked, "Really?" Familiar? ”

Soldier A continued: "I remember that there was a big tree in front of our camp, you see if there is a big tree, we went up to dig for birds' eggs yesterday. ”

Soldier B replied, "Damn, I don't know how many trees there are outside the city!" ”

Soldier A was puzzled: "I remember that there is such a big tree outside our Xicheng City." ”

Soldier B thought for a while, and then suddenly realized: "Well, I remember, it's just such a big tree!" ”

Then A and B nodded together.

Then, Soldier A said again: "Why does that burning place look so much like our camp!" ”

Soldier B, who hadn't spoken for a long time, patted B on the shoulder: "Why don't you speak!" ”

Soldier B suddenly said angrily: "What else are you talking about, it's our camp that is on fire!" it, hurry up and call someone to put out the fire! ”

"What?" Then the two of them ran directly to the city gate tower, looked at the cowhide drums, and quickly knocked them.

"Knock knock!" Bursts of drums rang out from the walls and spread throughout the city!

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