Chapter 8: The Appearance of the Taoist Priest of Maoshan (Third Update)
As soon as we entered, the two of us were shocked.
"Unexpectedly, in this, although the sparrows are small, they are full of liver and gall."
The fat man couldn't help but let out a sigh.
From the outside, there are only four houses, but when you walk in, you can see the size of a football field.
Like the conference hall, there are three or four hundred seats in rows, and there is a large rostrum at the front, which is probably more than four houses in size.
In the center of the rostrum, there is a bronze statue of two people high, the ancients dressed, lifelike, vivid, a piece of incense in front of the bronze statue, there are all kinds of tributes placed on it, the incense is continuous, the lamps and candles are not extinguished, and the whole venue is filled with the breath of incense and candles.
If my guess is correct, the person on the bronze statue should be Tao Hongjing, the ancestor of the Maoshan Zhengdao Founding School.
Looking at this bronze statue, I can't help but feel a sense of awe from the bottom of my heart.
On the four walls of the venue, there are portraits of people, whose names are unspeakable, some with teeth and claws, some with angry eyes, some realistic, some abstract, I don't know what they mean.
But my attention wasn't on that, but on the pretty girl with big watery eyes.
If she and Maoshan College had designed me to lead me here, she would definitely show up at today's orientation party.
To my disappointment, I scanned every corner of the venue and couldn't find her.
Am I guessing wrong?
She doesn't have anything to do with Maoshan College?
But then I dismissed the idea.
Maoshan Academy, Maoshan is the right path, how can there be female disciples.
Where are there female Taoist priests.
Since she is not a student of Maoshan Academy, maybe she is just an ordinary female ghost, maybe she is a special guest, and it is reasonable that she did not appear at this time.
However, the venue was surprisingly deserted, only three little black dogs were playing on the rostrum, if it weren't for Bai Zhehua's handsome and cold face in the first row, I would have thought I had gone to the wrong place.
I walked over, smiled at Bai Zhehua, said hello, and walked back.
Bai Zhehua was still expressionless, but he still nodded politely at me, and then turned around, staring ahead, motionless, leaving a handsome face.
"Xiaobai, you're here so early."
This dead fat man is really not shocking and endless, and when he met for the second time, he directly called someone Xiaobai.
"Well, just arrived."
Bai Zhehua still replied politely, he didn't seem to care about what the fat man called him, he was really handsome and gentlemanly.
The fat man wanted to sit next to Bai Zhehua, watched me walk back, and followed.
"Fatty, can you still have a little more face?"
"What's wrong? Why am I shameless? ”
"Didn't you say Bai Zhehua's name, why didn't you shout? It's only the second time we met, you don't call people's names, forget it, and call Xiaobai, you ......"
"What's wrong with Xiaobai, what's wrong with Xiaobai, how kind Xiaobai is, just like a comb, how kind it is, it seems that we are so good, right."
"Kind to your uncle."
"Besides," the fat man smiled evilly, and whispered: "It is precisely because the name Bai Zhehua is so good and so cultured, if you call him a lofty name, it will not suddenly compare us, how good Xiaobai is, so that we are equal." ”
I don't care about the fat man, and I keep going backwards.
"Comb, why are you sitting so far back?"
"I like to be quiet, I don't know what I'm going to do next, so I'm more comfortable to sit back."
The fat man obviously liked lively places, but there was no way but to sit in the last row with me.
As soon as he sat down, he complained to me:
"I said I won't let you eat, you want to eat, you see, there are so many seats, how many classmates do you have to eat, my buns are definitely not enough."
I scolded in my heart, this dead fat man, isn't it strange that there is such a big difference between the space inside and outside the venue? I just think about your buns.
After a while, with the barking of a little black dog, the two rich second generations and two other people entered the venue one after another.
The two rich second generations don't need to be introduced, they have already been recruited with them twice, and the other two classmates should have arrived earlier than us when they met for the first time.
The two of them are tall and low, the tall ones are dark-skinned, the tallest ones are eight or nine meters, the bodies are burly, the low ones are as white as tissue paper, and they are skinny.
Both of them are self-acquainted, the tall man is on the shoulders of the low man, he is very good and enthusiastic, he walked all the way, first greeted Bai Zhehua, and then chatted with the two rich second generations, and finally went to the end on purpose, introducing himself:
"Yang Bin, Wen Jie, we will be classmates in the future, take care of us."
"Shu Ziyang." I also politely said my name.
"Let it be."
The fat man finally caught two classmates who could speak well, so naturally he would not let go of this opportunity, and began to show off his ancestors again:
"My ancestors are the heirs of the authentic dogs, the ancestors have been selling buns for a living, you don't look down on the buns, the knowledge here is great, the current dogs don't care, no, if you go up to the top three generations......"
Yang Bin and Wen Jie are obviously not the same kind of people as Bai Zhehua, although the two are familiar with each other and are kind-hearted, but the fat man talks endlessly, and it is estimated that no one can stand it.
But the two did not show any impatience, but listened attentively, interjecting from time to time. This made the fat man more confident, and his saliva flew sideways.
"It turns out that Goubuli is opened by your family, I haven't eaten it yet, I must try it if I have a chance."
The fat man slapped his thigh, even more proud:
"Even if you know the goods, you also have a good mouth, I just brought some over, but unfortunately we have too many classmates, I can't divide them, but I will leave you two, tomorrow, no, tonight, I will send it to you, let you taste it, what is the authentic dog ignorance, that taste, I don't believe you ask the comb."
I hehehehehe
"That's right, even the dogs."
The fat man gave me a blank look and wanted to continue bragging, but just then, the teachers began to enter.
The fat man hurriedly shut up, and Yang Bin and Wen Jie also found a place to sit down.
But when the teachers took their seats, and a smiling and kind female teacher glanced at the audience, and then announced the start of the orientation party, I began to doubt life again.
I suddenly felt like I had fallen from heaven to hell.
Did I really get into an imposter school?
I saw that on the rostrum, there were only four teachers sitting in total, plus a big black dog that we had already seen.
The one sitting in the middle should be the principal, with a Chinese face and short hair, even if he sits down, he can feel his extraordinary bearing, and he looks like a leader.
To the left of the principal sat a teacher full of vicissitudes, how to describe it, just like he hadn't cleaned up his body for a month or two, his hair was messy, his face was full of beard, listless, and he was about to fall on the table, but even if he was dressed like this, the other three teachers didn't have any dislike for him, but were full of awe, it seemed that he had a very high status in Maoshan Academy.
Sitting on the right was a very clean teacher, but when I looked at him, I felt the murderous aura on his face, which made me chill for a while, only to see that he did not smile, his face was red, his eyebrows were cold, and he glared angrily, as if he had a cold sword hidden in his eyes, as if we were prisoners, and we could be brought to justice at any time, and, from such a distance, I could smell the smell of alcohol on his body, and even when he sat down, he hiccuped us.
But next to him sat a smiling female teacher, just now she announced the beginning of the welcome party, this female teacher has been smiling from the beginning, looking at us in the audience kindly, I feel like an aunt next door, and just when she announced the kind of mixed dialect, and mixed with Mandarin voice, how do I think she is so kind.
This is the legendary Taoist priest of Maoshan who is like a god?
Dressed up, this face, why is it so unpopular, not even a Taoist uniform, it's not formal at all.
I don't think I've been deceived.
When will there be a female Taoist priest in Maoshan Zhengdao?
What's even more incredible is that there are only seven students in the school.
Seven students, no matter how many schools don't enter the stream, there won't be so few.
Moreover, there is really no shadow of that beautiful girl.
It seems that I really guessed wrong, she has nothing to do with Maoshan College.
I was a little inexplicably disappointed.
The fat man also muttered on the side:
"Uncle, this can't be a pheasant school, right? My buns, I thought it wasn't enough, but now it's okay, it's going to be rancid. ”
This fool is still worried about his buns at this time.
It was still the aunt next door teacher, speaking Mandarin mixed with dialects, and said with a smile:
"Next, the teachers will introduce themselves, I won't introduce them, and we'll talk about it in detail in class, first of all, I would like to ask Mr. Liu Keliu to give us a few words."
As he spoke, he stabbed the sloppy teacher with his arm.
Presumably he is Teacher Liu Ke.
I saw Teacher Liu Ke staggering and standing up, opening his sleepy eyes, and chanting slowly:
"Half a bowl of clear water shines on the sky,
A spirit rune is a ghost.
Stepping on the yin and yang gossip steps,
Hold a wooden sword in your hand and slash the demon soul.
Yellow sermon clothes cast heroic spirits,
A life of clarity and righteousness.
Holding the cloudy wine above the head,
shed tears and saluted the Taoist.
The ink bucket glutinous rice is still there,
There are no more exorcists. ”
When he was done, he sighed and sat back in his seat.
"That's it? What is this? Comb, do you understand? The fat man said dissatisfied.
I didn't pay attention to the fat man, but these poems of Mr. Liu Ke, although there are many sadness and helplessness hidden in it, but I heard my blood boiling, subduing demons and eliminating demons, isn't this what I dreamed of, isn't this exactly where my yin and yang eyes come in!
I suddenly felt a heavy burden on my shoulders.