Chapter 64: Internal and external controversies over home-cooked food

Red felt terrible, he was escorted to the manor, and the townspeople all cast curious glances along the way, as if they were looking at a novelty, careful and nervous, but it was this gaze that deeply pierced his dignity, and he was stripped of his armor and let people watch him like a slave, so that he couldn't help but bared his teeth at the townspeople.

Roar!

The deafening roar and hideous grimace startled the townspeople and fled in all directions, but when they found out that Red could only bluff, they gradually gathered around and watched Red roar again, but they only thought it was a play, and smiled inexplicably in surprise.

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, each of Red's threats could only cause a loud and growing laughter, and he realized that he was once again being used as a plaything for people's entertainment, so he kept silent until he entered the manor.

"This is really a tavern!"

Red looked at the layout of the manor, and the gentle light shining through the gate, he was puzzled, in his understanding, the human nobles attached great importance to private territory, and would not allow others to walk around at all, although before leaving, he knew a little about the situation in Stormwind Town, but when he saw the tavern inn, it was still difficult to hide his shock.

"I didn't expect that any human nobles would use their own houses to rebuild a tavern! That kid named Anduin is ridiculous, even if it's to make money, he doesn't need to rebuild a tavern! Is it because of his status as a priest that he wants to make money while preaching the teachings of the Light? But this doesn't make sense, there are many more suitable ways than opening a tavern, if it's just to drink well, opening a tavern is even more superfluous, human thinking is really strange, otherwise he wouldn't have put forward an unreasonable request for me to be a follower! ”

In the Blackstone tribe, there are also taverns, compared to the Holy Empire with a special situation, the taverns opened by the orcs are more in line with advanced concepts, customers enter the door to relax, not to find uncomfortable, everyone can drink freely in the tavern, and no one will stop him at all, so he has long heard about the current situation of the Holy Empire's industry, and he looks down on all the taverns in the empire from the bottom of his heart.

Angry, Red, already planned to forcibly destroy the statue of Holy Light while others were not paying attention, first let the kid named Anduin know that he regretted it, and then slowly deal with him!

But the problem is that when Red walked into the door of the tavern, he didn't see the expected statue of holy light at all, and the relaxed atmosphere of the entire hall was definitely not worse than that of the orc tavern, and even more refined and comfortable than the orc tavern with a single function, at least after he entered the door, the cold wind was completely isolated, which was like a rough design of the orc tavern leaking everywhere, and there was a certain rancid smell in the air.

"What's going on?"

Ed stepped forward and said Red's heart, the great knight obeyed Anduin's orders and stayed in the manor, so it was very strange for the sudden appearance of the orcs, the bearded dwarf volunteered to explain the cause, and the words inevitably had exaggerated descriptions, directly describing Anduin as the future savior hand-picked by the Holy Light, facing the fierce and brutal orcs, using unprecedented summoning abilities, defeating them with one easy move, and taking them as a minion.

Hearing this, Ed's face was strange and he roughly dissected the real process, but Red couldn't help but roar angrily: "I just fell into a trap!" ”

Although this sentence was a little jerky, it still made everyone hear that it was human language, Jones crossed his arms and laughed: "No matter what, you have become the attendant of Earl Anduin, and you will stay here for a few days in peace, waiting for Orgrim to pick you up." ”

Red snorted angrily, continued to scan the tavern environment, and found that except for a piece of holy light relief, there were no more items with a religious atmosphere, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, that human kid was really a little special, even if he converted the manor into a tavern, even the tavern style was changed, if it wasn't for the holy light relief, he even felt that this tavern did not belong to the Holy Empire.

"No! Gotta give that kid a good look! "It's only a small piece, but it's behind the bar, and it's obviously very important to Anduin, and if I destroy it in front of everyone, I'm going to make that human kid angry!" ”

Red secretly planned in his heart, Jones and others began to discuss how to take care of him to prevent unnecessary damage, everyone discussed it in a big tongue, and all kinds of methods emerged one after another, some reasonable and some unreliable, among which Hera Tieli even proposed to directly put Red in the fine steel cage he built to ensure that there would be no mistakes.

This proposal was naturally unanimously opposed by everyone, so to speak, Red is also the son of the chief, and it is fun to make fun of it, but the treatment that should be given must still be given, otherwise Orgrim will see that it will affect the old lord's negotiation purpose, and it will be more than worth the loss.

For this reason, Red's black hand also quietly breathed a sigh of relief, in case these people really adopted this opinion, he could only eat raw and sulk for seven days!

In the end, it was the great knight Ed who took the initiative to suggest: "Anyway, I have to keep vigil every day, just let him follow me, without weapons and armor, he is not my opponent." ”

For this proposal, Jones and the others agreed, 24 hours a day supervision, can also let them sleep peacefully, and Red himself began to examine the big knight, found that his strength was slightly inferior to his own, his eyes showed disdain, secretly planned to wait until the others were gone, a good lesson to this human who does not know the height of the sky, and after that, whether to destroy the tavern or escape, it is all up to him!

Jones and the others ignored Red's thoughts, and instead began a routine dinner discussion, the process of deciding what kind of meal to enjoy, quickly became a fixed track, at this time, naturally the bearded dwarf was the most active, he took the menu on the bar, wanted to see which dishes had not yet appeared, but suddenly found a serious problem: "How many days have it been?" We ate everything on the menu! Why don't I feel like I've eaten anything? ”

"Nonsense! More we haven't eaten! ”

Jones patted Hera Tieli's head in annoyance: "I don't know who said every day that he would finish the home-cooked food on the recipe earlier and order the recipe for the future earlier, but what was the result?" looks at a lot of tricks, but it can't stand the dozens of us rushing to eat, especially you, you don't want to die with a spoon, a spoonful of a dish, whether it is hot or not, pour it directly into your mouth, how many times has Earl Anduin said, some things are just decorations, not food, you haven't heard of it once! ”

The bearded dwarf was embarrassed, and scratched his head with a smirk: "I can't be blamed for this...... Who told those home cooked dishes to be so delicious! Why don't we start drawing up a fixed recipe now, and everyone will recommend a favorite one, and when everyone is sure, give it to Count Anduin in advance, so that he can prepare it easily, and I'll talk about one first, braised pork. ”

Neerasek followed: "Garlic pork ribs!" ”

The rest of the people's minds were mobilized by Hera's iron power, and they all said their favorite home-cooked dishes, and Jones sketched the recipes, not at all strong, only a desire for food.

This scene is speechless in Red's opinion, in the tribe, the role of food is only to replenish physical strength, unlike other races that pursue the desire for tongues, they have always been popular in the simple and primitive way of cooking - barbecue, only this most efficient method, so that they do not have to stop for a long time because of eating.

Therefore, for Jones and the others, who waste a lot of time for dinner, Red is particularly contemptuous, and even believes in his heart that even if they don't put a lot of pressure on the situation, human beings will inflated their insatiable desires/desires and destroy themselves.

But contempt is one thing, curiosity is another, every dish name mentioned by Jones and others is an existence he has never heard of, and the noble Red is actually not just eating barbecue, thinking that at the beginning, there was a human chef in his family, although the young Red at that time had long forgotten the taste, but he also understood that there were indeed many very delicious foods in the human world.

This, coupled with the refreshing scent wafting through the hall, made Red feel hungry unconsciously.

"Well, I'll sum it up!" Jones pointed to the recipe and said slowly, "There are thirty-four of us here, and we have come up with twenty-eight different kinds of home-cooked dishes, including nineteen meat dishes, seven vegetarian dishes, and two soups. Tsk, it's still the same problem, there are many tricks, but the amount of each one is not much, it doesn't take a few bites to eat it all, and Earl Anduin is also troublesome to make. ”

Van Cleef nodded and said, "Otherwise, let's order half of the dishes tonight, and double the amount of each dish, so that it will be convenient for Earl Anduin, and we can eat every dish early." ”

The proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, and then the inevitable quarrel began, and everyone wanted their favorite dishes to appear sooner, so they immediately came up with a posture to argue for it.

"Needless to say, braised pork! I'm going to eat it tonight. Hera Tieli's voice was categorical, "I won't repeat the previous description, but now I just want to make one point, that is, braised pork tastes the most refreshing!" Think about it, such a large piece of meat that is both fat and thin, completely soaked in a sweet sauce, all you need to do is chew it freely to enjoy the wonderful taste, and what other home cooking can compare to it? Absolutely nothing! ”

"Fart! There's no hassle about how to eat these home-cooked dishes! ”

"Red pork ribs and garlic pork ribs are not! You'll need to spit out the bones! ”

"According to what you say, isn't it the most convenient to have shredded pork in Kyoto sauce? To eat braised pork, you also need to pick out the pieces of meat, and the shredded pork in Beijing sauce can be poured directly into your mouth! Wait, you guy eats shamelessly, grabs with a spoon, and doesn't seem to be able to pick and choose at all, eh, you guys think about it, you can't let this guy continue to succeed! ”

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Jones had no choice but to intervene to stop it, glanced at Van Cleeff, coughed and said: "Everyone's opinions, President Van Cleeff and I have understood, and in a while, we will discuss the final meal, whether you are satisfied or not, we are satisfied anyway!" ”

"Why?"

"Don't do that, Boss!"

"Didn't we say that we should pay attention to democracy?"

The explorers and architects immediately began to protest, and Jones smiled: "The financial power is in the hands of the two of us, so naturally we must take care of us first, and besides, President Van Cleef should always give him priority when he travels a long way, right?" ”

Everyone looked at each other, feeling that what Jones said was indeed reasonable, but they were unwilling to be ruthlessly erased from their favorite dishes, and they were silent, but at this moment, a rumbling sound suddenly appeared, and everyone hurried to find the source, but they were shocked to find that it came from Red's belly, and suddenly showed strange eyes.

The son of the chief was scrutinized by everyone, and his old face was red while holding his stomach: "You humans are really troublesome, and you have to discuss it for so long to eat!" It's just a home-cooked meal, and it's worth fighting for? ”

Jones sneered: "Heh, that's because you haven't eaten anything good." ”

"Joke! What do we Blackstone tribes have? Have you ever eaten dragon meat? ”

"Don't say it, I've really eaten it!" Jones crossed his arms and smiled faintly, "At the time, I thought it was quite a novelty, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that, no matter how good the meat is, the chef's skills are not very good, and it is not a good thing." ”

At this time, there was a rumbling sound in Red's abdomen again, and the onlookers laughed, and he said angrily: "Is the home-cooked food that you fight over and over a good thing?" I'd like to see what is so good about these so-called home-cooked dishes? ”

"Don't you despise home-cooked food? How do you want to eat it? ”

Red gritted his teeth and said angrily, "Who said I wanted to eat? I just want to see how unseen you are! ”

At this time, everyone, including Ed, showed an unfathomable smile, and Red was so cold that he couldn't help asking, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's not interesting......

The answer, Anduin, who had come from outside the door, looked at the chief's son and smiled faintly, "I only hope you will keep your word, my henchman." ”