Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Narcissistic Fat Cat
"Hello, I'm Ye Moshu, and it's your subordinates who called me to see you!" Ye Moshu forced down the black line on his head and introduced himself repeatedly.
"Oh......"
The orange cat responded and slowly closed its eyes again, but immediately opened its eyes widely, looked at Ye Moshu in surprise and joy, and jumped up excitedly!
"Great, finally waited for someone to come, woo woo woo ......" As soon as the orange cat saw Ye Moshu, she immediately cried with a handful of snot and tears.
"Before, senpai?" Yemo Shuba blinked, a little puzzled.
The orange cat blew her nose, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and whimpered: "I'm sorry, it's me who was so excited, mainly because after so long, someone finally came, so I thought it was another hallucination!" ”
Maybe it's really been lonely for too long, and I really want to talk to someone too much, without waiting for Ye Moshu to answer, the orange cat began to babble again: "A long, long time ago, I was born in an ordinary demon family, my father and mother are healthy, I have grandparents, and a few aunts and uncles.
It is said that when I was born, auspicious clouds appeared in the sky, gradually from far to near, and after drifting to the roof of my house, they turned into one word: handsome!
When my father saw me, he cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he didn't believe that I was his meow, so he rushed to my mother's bed with a kitchen knife several times, waving and saying that he would cut me into a pulp, and my mother protected me with death, so that I could survive.
Grandpa's meow eyes have been presbyopia for decades, and I can't tell whether it's a meow or a dog a meter away, but when I appeared in front of him, the old man was in tears, poking his eyes, and never saw the light of day, saying that he didn't want to see me such a handsome meow again, so as not to have a grandson love in the future, cough cough, what do you know, recently Guangyu Zongju is cracking down.
Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother dragged her father to the temple to find the high priest for identification, and the high priest opened the quilt and cried after only looking at it, wiped his nose and said Go back, this is not your son, no one's, even the meow god can't give birth to such a handsome orange cat.....
Later, the female cats of the whole meow clan are crying and making trouble, and the long hair is left for me, if you don't marry me in this life, the long hair will not be reduced, and the ancient Buddha will be cleared, and she will comb the boudoir...... In order to prevent the Meow clan from perishing due to population reasons, the clan elders decided to seal me in the Qingxi Secret Realm and not let me go out.
And this seal is very vicious, when it is strong, it is strong, when it is weak, it is weak, if it is replaced by a great power, it must not be close to it, only people who have no cultivation can help me unlock the seal.
However, even if the guys in the Qingxi Secret Realm come in, they will all die for a lifetime, not to mention those who have not cultivated? So I have been sealed for 10,000 years.
However, I firmly believe that I will definitely go out, so every time the secret realm is opened, I ask my toad brothers to look for people who have not cultivated, and today I finally found it!
Wowhahahaha ”
Ye Moshu listened to the orange cat's words, looked at the orange cat's fat clump again, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought......
it! Is there something wrong with my aesthetics, or am I not on the same channel as their brain circuits?
Well, it must be because of the different ways of thinking, after all, I am a human being, and their demon clan may be handsome with a dead fat house......
But listening to a narcissistic fat cat blowing a cow for a long time, I want to vomit but I dare not vomit, I want to hit someone but can't beat the swollen membrane? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.
T_T