Murong Kunpeng felt that in the case of an established fact, a real man must have the courage to face his own life.

But the problem is that this is no longer his life alone, the pig-headed fairy has to cause big trouble for himself every time, and he has to wipe her ass by himself, and he also changes the back pot to wipe his ass, and Brother Bird feels so tired.

Therefore, Murong Kunpeng felt that he might be able to communicate with the pig-headed fairy, and he didn't know if it was because the two resonated with their souls or shared their bodies, in short, there was no obstacle in terms of language and writing, in order to avoid any accidental leakage of secrets, Murong Kunpeng decided to write a small note in the form of words and leave it to the pig-headed fairy.

He finally sorted out his personal situation, family situation, school situation, and social situation, and filled a piece of A4 printing paper densely with Xuanhuang characters, and then specially bought a pair of anti-theft underwear, folded the note and stuffed it into the hidden pocket in front of the underwear, so as to ensure that it would not be touched by others except for the pig-headed fairy to the greatest extent.

So the question is, why hasn't it been changed today?

Because this incident is so incredible, so Murong Kunpeng remembers it very clearly, on Monday he was still a student of the Earth Luoyang Martial Arts University Murong Kunpeng, on Tuesday he became the Cold Snow Fairy of the Xuanhuang Realm Danxuan Palace, on Wednesday he became himself, on Thursday he went to Jiang Hanxue's body again, and on Friday he came to Earth again.

Reasoning, he should go to the Xuanhuang Realm again on Saturday, but it is already early in the morning of Sunday, and he is still picking his feet on the earth......

It's not scientific!

Brother Bird is very angry, you told me it was true when I took you as a dream as an illusion, and now I take you seriously, you tell me to bounce the ticket?

What about changing it every other day?

You don't play by the routine, bastard!

Wait a minute! What the hell am I angry about? Brother Bird blinked his big eyes: Isn't this what I dreamed of?

Yigulu jumped down from the top bunk, grabbed Sima Ji's quilt and lifted it away, Brother Bird was excited: "Sleep, you are paralyzed!" ”

Under the bright moonlight, Sima Ji, who was naked and hairy, bounced up from his sleep with a "whoop", and saw Murong Kunpeng staring at him with bright eyes, Sima Ji's hands crossed to protect his chest, and he curled up in a ball tremblingly: "Bird, Brother Bird, you, what do you want to do, people, people don't sell their bodies......"

The 100,000 army was naturally awakened, and when they saw Murong Kunpeng and Sima Ji attacking and receiving a full of affection, the two bald heads really couldn't stand it.

100,000 persuaded very seriously: "Brother Bird, don't worry, safety first!" I'm going to buy a few condoms, you're right here, don't move around. ”

"What are you talking about! What to buy, what to move! Can you still have some quality? We're college students! ”

The army finished spraying 100,000 righteous words, and then turned to Murong Kunpeng's righteous and awe-inspiring criticism: "Brother Bird, I have lived in a bedroom for so long, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

"I misread you! A morally corrupt and shameless person like you, I just want to say one thing - the old driver will take me! ”

"Come!" The corners of Murong Kunpeng's mouth twitched, and he beckoned to the army: "Come here, I promise not to kill you!" ”

Taking advantage of this time, Sima Ji had already taken back the quilt, hugged his chest to block his chest muscles, and shouted with a sad face: "Brother Bird! Don't always crawl into someone's bed in the middle of the night! How many times have I told you, we martial arts practitioners...... Nutrition can't keep up! ”

“…… Enough of you! Murong Kunpeng said bitterly: "So we 305 four sluts can't take off their hats, just because of you sluts!" If you don't agree with each other, what should I do with this white lotus? What to do! ”

"You quit the group!" Sima Ji and the 100,000 army said in unison, there is still a little tacit understanding of living together for a year.

"Roll the calves!" Murong Kunpeng didn't want to waste his life on idle nonsense in the middle of the night, and raised his eyes as if he saw the beauty of the future through the dark window: "Life is not only about the front of you, but also about wine and foreign girls in the distance!" ”

"So what are we waiting for?" Murong Kunpeng's words activated the hormones of Sima Ji and the young army of 100,000 people, and the three were stunned for a moment and then their blood boiled: "Master Yuantong once said, every inch of time is an inch of gold, and a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold!" ”

The four got dressed and went out, and the 100,000 troops all wore hats, not that they shaved their heads and were afraid of the cold, mainly because this is the base of Luoyang, the Shaolin faction is nearby, and there is also the Luoyang Martial Arts University. In order to prevent the monks from secretly going out to fool around and ruining the thousand-year-old reputation of Shaolin, from time to time there are monks wearing plainclothes to visit secretly in entertainment venues.

Just because this local who likes to play at night basically doesn't shave his head, the bald man would rather maintain a Mediterranean hairstyle, even if it is only a few hairs, he is afraid that he will be caught back to Shaolin Temple when he is playing, and there is nowhere to reason.

It's already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, but it's the most hilarious time for the night game, Murong Kunpeng said that the wine and the foreign girls in the distance, although everyone has never been there, they all know what place they are talking about, and the most foreign girls in the entire Luoyang base are the "Night Elves".

In the Night Elves, black, white, yellow, brown, old, weak, sick and disabled are all there, and even I heard that even the forbidden [mutants], as long as you are willing to spend money, you can also have them!

As soon as you walk into the Night Elf, the colorful and blinding laser lights, the rhythm and deafening rock music, the hot wave mixed with perfume and bodily fluids, and the white flowers and youthful flesh in the darkness all frantically stir the sullen hearts of the teenagers.

As the so-called soldier for two or three years, the sow race Diao Chan, Brother Bird, Brother Ji and the 100,000 army live every day in the Luoyang Martial Arts University, which is nicknamed the "Shaolin School Luoyang Rudder...... To be reasonable, who doesn't want to watch a little movie like a normal child, Miss Bubbles?

Finally, they mustered up the courage to form a group and walked into the Night Elves, and also took the most important step in their lives, perhaps when they left, they had completed the gorgeous transformation from boys to men, but under such ambitions, what was hidden was their inferiority and cowardly hearts, and the army of 100,000 timidly crowded around the old driver Brother Bird.

Although Brother Ji swore that he was the real old driver, the 100,000 army still felt that Brother Bird's nickname was more convincing.

However, Brother Bird is actually a new driver who doesn't even have a driver's license, but of course he can't be cowardly in front of his brothers, and he takes the initiative to touch his fist with his mother Sang, who is enthusiastic about welcoming him, and says generously in his mother's strange gaze: "Sister, please arrange a few beauties for us, be innocent and dedicated!" ”