"Na, devout believer, you go ahead and register, and the two of us will take a look."

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Kazuma Sato and Akua behind him.

So......

What to do in this situation now?

"First... Sir, please put your hand on the test crystal. ”

The young lady named Luna at the counter was obviously well trained, at least most people couldn't be so calm when they saw Akuya's retarded mind, like Wood...... Just being stared at from behind by this thing, I felt the hairs on my body stand up.

"Ahh Hmmm......"

Wood selectively ignored the two behind him and placed his hand on the test crystal.

However......

"Huh?"

Luna walked out of the counter with some confusion and took a closer look at the unresponsive test crystal, "Strange, is it broken?" ”

No response?

Wood couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, if he remembered correctly, the test crystal could take effect even the goddess Akua, and it was impossible for it not to react to his human body?

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

Akua stepped forward curiously.

"So if you put your hand on this, you can test your physical ability?" Sato and Shin answered, but the next sentence of this thing was to ask Wood: "Little brother, take the liberty of asking, are you also from Earth?" ”

In fact, he endured this sentence for a long time, but because Wood didn't have the consciousness to take the initiative to greet them at all, he was embarrassed to come forward and ask.

"Huh? Did I send you too? ”

Don't know why......

Wood suddenly felt that Akua's gaze towards him had become more dangerous.

"No!"

Shaking his head without hesitation: "I am the aboriginal here. ”

Deceitful!

This guy is a deceitful person who doesn't change his face.

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched, and finally he couldn't help but continue to ask, although he didn't know why, but he was not the mentally retarded goddess around him, and he could vaguely feel it...... The other person doesn't seem to want to talk to him.

"Strange, it's all normal, huh?"

On the other side, Luna carefully examined the test crystal, hesitated for a moment, and then looked at Akua and the two behind Wood, "Sir, please wait a moment, can you let the gentleman in the back test first?" ”

Wood nodded and stepped aside.

"So let me re-explain ......"

Luna explained the adventurer to Sato and Shin again.

After listening, Kazuma Sato stepped forward expectantly and put his hand on the test crystal.

Zheng ——!

The dazzling light suddenly bloomed on the test crystal.

The light converged on a cone hanging beneath the crystal, and the tip projected a laser, engraved on the adventurer's card below.

Wood couldn't help but look forward curiously, the fact that this test crystal can detect physical performance is indeed amazing.

But......

Why did it fail when you got here?

"Strange, there is nothing wrong with the test crystal?"

Luna looked at Wood quizzically, and muttered to herself, "What's going on?" Except for those monsters, as long as they are intelligent creatures, they can be tested? ”

“……”

Although the other party's voice was very small, it was clear to Wood, which made the corners of his mouth twitch, and he vaguely understood something in his heart.

Although insignificant compared to his main body, his human body has the abilities of a vampire, a giant, gluttony, and a sleeping god at the same time, strictly speaking...... There's nothing wrong with calling it a monster.

Thinking of this, Wood's face suddenly became a little weird.

Vampires, giants, gluttony......

It seems to have something to do with monsters.

However, the words of the god of sleep......

Wood's eyes lit up.

On the other side, Kazuma Sato's message has been completely engraved on the adventurer's card.

Seeing Luna pick up the adventurer card, Kazuma Sato's eyes lit up.

Coming, coming, here my latent horror talent will be fully unearthed, causing an uproar among everyone in the guild, and everyone will look at me with awe.

"Okay, thank you for your cooperation."

Luna smiled at Kazuma Sato and looked down at the message on the adventurer's card, "Mr. Kazuma Sato, that ...... It's basically ordinary, except for a little higher intelligence...... Hey, the luck value is very high, but the luck value is a useless value for adventurers......"

Luna smiled a little embarrassedly, "If you have such a high luck value, I recommend you to become a merchant." ”

Kazuma Sato: "......!?" ”

Feed! My adventurer was denied at the beginning of my life, what's going on?

"Poof—"

A certain unscrupulous goddess laughed directly.

"That's... I'll just choose the most basic adventurer class...... Come on. ”

Wood didn't bother with the three people around him, he was thinking about something very important right now.

This is an opportunity!

The best chance to get rid of that artifact of shame.

"Sir... Mr. ......"

A call interrupted Wood's thoughts, and when he looked up, he saw Luna walking up to him at some point, pointing at the test crystal, "Kazuma Sato didn't have a problem with the test just now, could you please try again?" ”

"Huh? Isn't it my turn? ”

Before Wood could speak, Akua stood up and said something that made all three people present stunned: "Black-box operation, this is definitely a black-box operation, why can he cut in line, it's obviously my turn." You must be a woman because he is rich, just look at the two pieces of fat exposed on your chest, you know that you want to seduce him, it must be......"

“……”

Wood could clearly see that Luna, a well-qualified service worker, had a tremor in her shoulders and a faint bruise on her forehead.

"Don't think... Uh-huh-hmm......"

Akua was about to say something, but she was dragged down by Kazuma Sato covering her mouth just at the beginning.

What a shame... It's a shame......

Just standing with her made me feel like I wanted to die.

"Don't make a fuss, there was a problem with the crystal just now, that's why I tested it first."

"Ahh

Akua clapped her hands: "It seems that there is such a thing, because the degree of waste with you shocked me, causing me to forget about this stubble." ”

“…… Why is it up to me, and don't emphasize the word 'waste' to me!! It's no good for me to waste you. ”

Wood selectively ignored the two behind him, and once again placed his hand on the test crystal.

As he had done last time, there was still no reaction, allowing Wood to confirm his earlier suspicions.

"Strange, how can this be?" Luna's face was confused.

"Hahaha, I see."

Akua said with a determined face, "He must be the same as Kazuma, a complete waste...... No, he is not even as good as the truth, he has no qualifications to become an adventurer at all, hurry up and give up the position to the great and beautiful goddess, as long as you become a believer in the Aksis religion, I will definitely protect you when I become an adventurer. ”

“……”

What's going on with this inexplicable upset?

Is it really okay for the bastard, who was still borrowing money from him a few minutes ago, to put on this face and mock him a few minutes later?

The corners of Wood's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help comforting himself in his heart: calm down, if you are serious with this guy, you will lose.

Selectively ignoring Akua behind him, Wood slowly closed his eyes, and his body gradually began to grow, and his black hair turned gray.

At the same time, the test crystal under the palm of his hand glowed brightly.

……