Then Bai Annie began to introduce her resume, what graduated from Peking University, what universities studied history in the United States and Japan, and what doctorate in religious studies did she get from Hong Kong Chinese University, etc., in short, she is a high-achieving student, who just graduated this year, and came to Maoshan University to teach as soon as she graduated.

Blow! Blow on! The ability to brag is less reliable than that of fat people.

How old are you this year, and you've traveled all over the world?

If you are a female ghost and go to the United States, you are not afraid that those Christians will ask Jesus to come out and destroy you.

But you said that you have been to Japan, I have a little faith, or the temptation of the uniform of this dress, who did you learn from?

Ahem, off topic!

But then I realized a problem, Anne Bai said that she studied history in the United States, so didn't she want to teach us American history, foreign history?

I got angry when I thought of this, I "snapped" the table and got up:

"Born as a Chinese, how can I learn foreign history, I am proud, I am Chinese!" I only study Chinese history, not foreign history! ”

Once again, I attracted everyone's attention, but this time they were impressed by my righteousness and did nothing to me.

It was Bai Annie, who said unhurriedly:

"When did I say I was going to teach you foreign history?"

"You said you were a history teacher, what do you teach if you don't teach history?"

Anne Bai looked at me innocently, looking very moving.

Don't look at me like that, don't look at me like that.

Excessively, she smiled at me again!

And bit her lip!

I heard the fat man's lewd exclamations again!

A group of beasts with their lower bodies thinking!

Anne White said to me deliberately and gently:

"It's true that I'm your history teacher, but I don't teach foreign history, of course I don't teach Chinese history, I teach the history of Maoshan Zhengdao, as a Maoshan Taoist, do you want to learn the history of your sect?"

"Oo......oo

There was a meaningful scream in the classroom.

Gotcha, it's embarrassing again!

I was redeemed by this Nizi again!

It is undeniable that as a disciple of Maoshan, you must understand the history of this sect.

But I'm not reconciled, how can I fall into her hands every time.

Come to think of it.

I went on to say:

"As a teacher, you should be like a teacher, learn to be a teacher, behave in the world, look at you, you are so late for the first class, let the students wait for so long, and then look at what you are wearing, where there is a little bit of a teacher's appearance."

Fat man they don't agree:

"Comb, you're a bit of a dog."

"What is the freedom of Mr. Bai to wear."

"We love it!"

"We just like to dress up like that."

Bai Annie spread her hands and shrugged:

"Public opinion! No way. ”

Fuck your sister's public opinion, what country do you think you are?

I didn't give in, and clung to the point that Anne White was late:

"Look at your hair, it looks like something, you haven't had time to clean it up, I'm afraid you're late for class today, you overslept, right?"

As soon as my voice fell, the fat man frowned at me and said angrily:

"Comb, shut up!"

With that, he pushed me down in my seat.

Then the face changed, and she said to Anne Bai with a flattering smile:

"Women, sleep more well, it's good for the skin, we as students, we should understand!"

Shameless!

Shameless!

Stinky rascals!

Fatty, you have a little brain, you can't do it, female ghost, sleep a sweat.

I won't say it, I'm lonely, and it is estimated that if I get up with Bai Annie again, it will cause public outrage.

But I can't let go of the fat man.

I said to the fat man:

"Fatty, you're wrong."

The fat man is confused:

"What's wrong?"

"This woman, if you want to take care of your skin, you can't just sleep, do you want to know what to do?"

"Think, think, think......"

I knew that this thing was always thinking of being courteous to Anne White.

I said unhurriedly:

"If you want to take care of your skin, in addition to sleeping, you also need to eat one thing a day."

"What's that?"

"This thing, it's not simple......

"Gotta get it, comb, don't talk nonsense, just say what."

I said mysteriously:

"Pig's trotters."

"Trotters?"

"Yes, this pig's trotters are rich in collagen, and eating them can make a woman's skin smoother, shinier and elastic. Now many girls in the city are flocking to pig's trotters. ”

The fat man is embarrassed to get up:

"If it's ginseng, deer antler, Ganoderma lucidum or other things, I can still think of a way, there will definitely be one on Maoshan Mountain, but pig's trotters, where can I find them."

"You don't have to look for it, don't you have it yourself?"

"Do I have my own?"

The fat man looked at me suspiciously.

I stretched out my hand and kept the fat man's hand full of meat:

"Isn't this ready-made?"

"Okay, you Shuzi Yang, you are scolding me in a different way, aren't you?"

The fat man stood up and was about to beat me up, and I hurriedly said:

"If you think about it clearly, then you can do it, if you think about it, if you beat someone in front of Bai Annie, or in class, then your great image will be completely ruined."

The fat man immediately stopped and sat obediently in his seat, looking like a good student.

Then Anne Bai did not start the class, but said to us mysteriously: "

"Students, meet for the first time, before the first class, as a teacher, I want to give each of you a gift, which is a benefit for us to learn the history class of Maoshan Zhengdao, this benefit is only available in our history class."

"Wow, really?"

"What gift?"

"Teacher Bai, take it out and show it to us."

The fat men and the others were gearing up one by one, and they couldn't wait to see what gifts Bai Annie sent them.

But Bai Annie didn't take out anything, but took out a piece of chalk and wrote the two big words "Ask Rice" on the blackboard.

The fat man and Yang Bin Wenjie suddenly you look at me, I look at you, whispering, I don't know what Bai Annie means.

But I know.

The so-called "asking rice" is actually a kind of spiritism.

My old man once told me a little bit of knowledge about asking rice, asking rice is to bring out the ghosts of deceased relatives and friends from the ghost castle, attach to a person, and talk to relatives in the yang world, when doing this ceremony, there will be a bowl of white rice next to it, so it is called "ask rice".

The ghost brought from the Ghost Castle to the Yang World must be attached to a person with heavier yin qi, usually a woman's yin qi is heavier, so the general person who practices the psychic technique of "asking rice" is basically an old lady, that is, a goddess.

(End of chapter)