Joke (3)

"Arthur Dian Wei Lianpo! No armor to school! Look at how many of your classmates you've wounded! ”

"King Lanling! Don't throw a knife in class! Masks are not allowed! Also, you are not allowed to sneak out to play in class, "And you, I don't know the fire dance, and you are not allowed to lose the fan in class!" "Di Renjie!

You get me down from the podium! ”

"Li Yuanfang! You too! What salary? I don't care! Get down! ”

"Zhuang Zhou! How many times have I said that you can't bring such a big fish to school! And don't sleep in class! ”

"Li Bai! Don't drink alcohol! Sword you are big! Head teacher, I still can't stop you, the representative of the Chinese class? ”

"Gao Yuanli, you are not allowed to sing in class, Jing Ke is not allowed to dance with Gao Yuanli, by the way, you two will not fight with Yingzheng after class"

"Cao Cao, Xiahoudun, you two are not allowed to calculate all day long. Also, Xiahoudun is not allowed to play with your chain knife in the classroom."

"Bian Que! Do you bring the poison to school and put it in the water for your classmates to try? Good medicine bitter? Come on, you"

"Zhao Yun, just go into the classroom and say the report, don't see it"

"Luna, it's not allowed to use classmates to brush up on big moves, and it's not okay to collect homework"

"Cai Wenji! Can you not change your piano into a car? The school parking lot is going to be used as a museum by passers-by! ”

"Diao Chan Zhao Yun is not allowed to fall in love! Lu Bu, what's wrong with you? Trembling so much, do you want to see the school doctor? ”

"Daji! This is not a Comic Con! Don't bring your beast ears to school! What the? It's true? ”

"Angela! You're not allowed to swap your textbooks for your weird magic books! And also! Don't play with fire! ”

"Yu Ji! You think you're a model? Stand up and stand up! What a catwalk! Xiang Yu! Don't be so blind! Put the bench down! Otherwise, I'll call the police! "Zhong Wuyan, you said that you can bear it with a hammer and smash the school everywhere, but what happened to you petrifying the principal yesterday?

Sun Wukong Mulan, you two said that you were afraid of being late, and it was forgivable for you to jump in and run in, but what do you mean when you enter the classroom and knock the teacher who is listening to the class unconscious?

"Hou Yi! I like the sun so much, you can be a praise father for me! Say weird things in class again! I'll throw you out and run naked! ”

"Sun Bin, come over to me! The bell at the gate of our school was not made by you! ”

"Little Qiao Zhou Yu! If you want to fall in love, you will get married in your hometown! What the? Is it really over? Wait for you to come back! ”

"Sun Shangxiang! This is not your home! Don't take a bite of a big lady! Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Liu Chan! What grievances to speak out! Other... Don't move your weapons..."

"Ying Zheng! This is the school, what is the only one you have! ”

"Wu Zetian, you are not allowed to kick everyone out when you are not allowed to go to class"

"Cheng bites gold! What are you doing? Civilized language harmonizes you, me and him! ”

"Zhen Ji and Wang Zhaojun are not allowed to freeze their classmates! Playing? You can't play either! ”

"Liu Bang! Huh? What about Liu Bang? Whoever passed it on! Come out for me! ”

"Han Shin! Don't steal from your classmates! What about Miyamoto? Where did Miyamoto go? Is this road idiot lost again? Tachibana Ukyo, you're in the same place as Miyamoto, right? Go find him, and you are not allowed to eat apples in class, and you are not allowed to tease birds in class, what? Hawk? Neither can the eagle; Genghis Khan, keep your dog on a leash in the future, save yourself from biting all day long. What? That's a wolf? Neither can wolves

"Bull Demon, if you have any opinions about the school, you can put forward it, and you don't need to split the teaching building"?

"Mozi, you are not allowed to wear a mecha to class, by the way, find a spacious place when you fight with Luban in the future, don't you two have to renovate the whole school after you fight" Zhong Kui, the most annoying thing in Bai Qi is the two of you, you said that you two are afraid that your classmates will be late and hook them in, and it will be okay to hook the female classmates out of the toilet.

Yesterday, you two hooked the undressed principal and a female teacher out of the principal's office, what happened?

You two don't have to be so industrious to catch adulterers, do you?

"Athena is not allowed to open the shield during class and hide inside to read the novel"

"Taiyi Zhenren, it's not allowed to do alchemy in school, it's not okay to make gold, and it's not allowed to beat your classmates to death in resurrection, and it's not okay to play."

"Who is your teacher for this lesson? Old Master? Ao, this teacher is not serious, and he knows that he is fighting with your teacher Jiang Ziya all day long. ”