Chapter 220: It's a Drama All Over Your Body [3 More]
I don't think there's any need to destroy this kind of teasing, right? The squad leader subconsciously looked back left and right, and several other soldiers nodded silently: sure enough, the mentally ill have a wide range of ideas, and the mentally handicapped children are much happier......
However, even if they were all teasing, the task still had to be done, the squad leader's eyes became firm, and he turned his head and looked at Murong Kunpeng and the four of them seriously: "Don't fall behind, otherwise we can't guarantee your safety!" ”
After saying that, the squad leader made a gesture, and the two soldiers walked behind Murong Kunpeng, and the squad leader walked in front of Murong Kunpeng with two soldiers, and Murong Kunpeng and them were sandwiched in the middle.
After only taking two steps, Sima Ji was stunned and asked, "Squad leader, it doesn't seem that this direction is going to the temporary headquarters, right?" ”
Tease still knows the direction? The squad leader was stunned for a moment, this direction was indeed not to the temporary headquarters, he thought that ordinary people in this deep mountain and old forest would not be able to find the north at all, but he didn't expect Sima Ji to find it, he could only forcibly explain: "Let's go and meet the others first, and then go back together!" ”
"No, squad leader, didn't you just say that you don't have to wait for others?" One hundred thousand was also clever at this time.
“…… Yes, we don't have to wait for anyone else, because someone else is waiting for us! The squad leader didn't look back, but secretly pinched a cold sweat, in case he couldn't get around, he could only be tough on the front.
"Fool you!" Murong Kunpeng smiled and slapped the back of the head on the back of 100,000: "Can the squad leader still lie to us?" Do you understand the military and civilian family? Do you understand the situation of fish and water? We're all family! ”
"This little classmate's consciousness is very high!" The squad leader's mouth was crooked, originally he thought that he might show his stuffing, but now there is Murong Kunpeng, a pig opponent, who has sent an assist, this mission - it's done!
"Huh? What about Little Funi, the bird brother? "One hundred thousand was not angry after being slapped in the face, the relationship between the four of them was iron, but they suddenly found that Xiao Funi, who had been bouncing around Murong Kunpeng's shoulder, was gone.
"Huh." Murong Kunpeng said, "It's lost." ”
Lost? How can it be? You even threw away cigarettes for little Funi, how could you still laugh when you lost it?
As a good friend who is often entangled in the same bed, although he doesn't know what the profound connotation of Murong Kunpeng's "hehe" is, the 100,000 army understands that this topic cannot continue.
Could it be that Brother Bird doesn't want the military to know about Little Funi's existence? By the way, it's a violation of discipline to bring a pet to military training, right? The 100,000 army suddenly realized, and tacitly replied to Murong Kunpeng with a "I understand" look.
Murong Kunpeng was very relieved that the army of 100,000 had finally grown......
The 100,000 army searched Murong Kunpeng's body, but they didn't expect to find Xiao Funi's furry figure on Murong Kunpeng's waist.
And this kind of operation? The whole army of 100,000 people was stunned, they had long known that Brother Bird was an old drama bone, but they didn't expect Brother Bird to raise a pet with acting skills, this little Funi is really full of drama!
Little Funi? The squad leader, who was secretly watching them all the time, pricked up his ears: What is Little Funi? Where is this dialect?
However, Murong Kunpeng and the others didn't continue to say anything, the squad leader couldn't help but look back at his accomplices, and the accomplices were all staring at each other, and the squad leader shook his head helplessly: It's just that Huaxia is too big, and there are too many dialects, and Huaxia can't even eat the second-class A class......
But little Funi or something, since it doesn't matter if it's lost, it shouldn't be something very important, right?
The squad leader didn't take Xiao Funi seriously, as for Murong Kunpeng's hanging a fluffy pendant on his waist, he had already seen it, and he was still laughing at the Chinese people in his heart.
For these four teases, the squad leader has already made a judgment after observation, one fat and one thin, and the two bald heads are sick numbers, so weak that they walk with their feet shining, and the one who looks particularly handsome is an embroidered pillow, tall and strong, which should be the most capable of playing among the four teasers, but he can still beat bullets if he can fight again?
Under the leadership of the squad leader, the group walked about a mile of mountain road and came to a place with a somewhat special terrain, in fact, it was also flowers and trees, but there were two strange big stones standing.
The squad leader walked between the two big rocks first, and there was nothing wrong with them when they walked over, but when Murong Kunpeng, Sima Ji and the 100,000 army walked over, a large net suddenly flew up from the grass!
Each line of this big net is thin and transparent, but it is very flexible and strong, just like fishing, Murong Kunpeng and his friends have been caught in one net, and the big net of "Huh" has tightened into a ball, hanging upwards and hanging in the air, and the four have become turtles in the urn in the blink of an eye.
"What are you doing!" The 100,000 army cried out in panic, saying that what about the good military and civilian family? What about the good co-construction of fish and water? We're all family, what the hell are you going to do?
"Wha......" The two figures, one tall and one short, laughed wildly and walked around from behind the big rock.
Murong Kunpeng looked at it, the faces of these two figures looked like they were carved out of a mold, black and thin, so black that they couldn't see their fingers, so thin that their faces were covered with skin and bones, roe deer, sharp-beaked monkey gills, a head of curly hair like instant noodles, wearing black linen clothes, and stepping on hand-woven straw sandals with bare feet.
The only difference is their figure, the short one has a skinny little body, and the tall one is more than one meter tall, with wide shoulders and a slender waist and long legs, and the standard long-legged Oba is not original at first glance.
These two people, Murong Kunpeng, knew each other, and they were the triplets who had assassinated him in the practice room.
Now it's twins.
"Little bunny! Remember us? "Became a long-legged Oba swaggering and approaching with hands and feet, and the body that was changed after the end was not as good as the original, and the body of this male model was not good-looking.
Pase smiled and said, "Our brother is here for you—classmate Murong!" ”
The big net that tied up the four was suddenly lowered, and the muzzles of the soldiers were immediately aimed at them, and the squad leader went over and pushed Murong Kunpeng to Pakse and Ganha, and respectfully saluted the standard Siamese military salute: "Two adults, he is yours, and we will take the others first!" ”
Pase waved his hand triumphantly, and the squad leader immediately led people to escort Sima Ji and the 100,000 army away, and only Murong Kunpeng, who was tied up, and the two brothers Pase and Ganha, were left here.