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Pihc, the cave master, Kai Ge, MISS, and Efria are connecting the microphones through the video, and several of them have thick smiles on their faces, and it can be seen that they are in a pretty good mood.

"To be honest, the song that the excuse sings is really good."

"It's not bad to affect my sleep and beauty sleep, it's ridiculously wrong!"

"Ordinary people, ordinary songs."

"What would we have done if we had been excused to know so much?"

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Several people were talking and laughing, and Pihc suddenly exclaimed, "Oops, exposed." ”

Hearing Pihc's words, Ye Han knew that this thing knew that he was watching his live broadcast room, and he pretended to snort fiercely: "If you dare to talk nonsense, the consequences, hum." ”

Pihc nodded repeatedly, and before the other four could react, he hurriedly continued: "I accidentally revealed my real age. No one noticed that as he said this, a flash of cunning flashed across Pihc's face, well, cunning.

"Huh?" Several people were puzzled. But soon, without waiting for Pihc to explain, the audience in the live broadcast room of several people explained it clearly for them.

"Hahaha, my son is going to take the college entrance examination soon, how can PP have thirty at this age."

"It's funny upstairs, I'm going to take the college entrance examination at the age of 16, is it possible that PP will be a child born when he is fourteen years old?"

"Please don't tease upstairs, and don't look at who said this, the first person in the universe to tease Pihc, isn't it normal for him to have a child at the age of fourteen?"

"You guys are so stupid, can't you marry a beautiful landlord aunt if you don't become a PP, well, you know."

"Understood! Upstairs cow break! ”

"God upstairs explains, I'll wait for you!"

"God upstairs!"

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Although the barrage in the live broadcast room of several people is different, the general meaning is not different, several people understand the meaning of Pihc's words, and several people are very 'cooperative' and ridiculed.

"PP, honestly, did you marry a beautiful landlord aunt?" This was said by Brother Kai.

"PP, how does it taste to eat old cows with young grass?" This was said by the cave master, and he was the only one who was so undisciplined.

"Wow, rascal." Efria was the first to express her disdain for the cave master, and then gossiped: "PP, how old is your child, male and female, oh, you just said, it's a son, it should be a man." How are the grades, preparing to take the Jinghua exam or Beijing University, let me tell you, I graduated from Beijing University at the beginning, Beijing University is good, there are many beautiful women! ”

"Every day, I've read your encyclopedia, you don't seem to have graduated from Beijing University, right?" Rao is Pihc is psychologically strong, after listening to Eveya's words, his head is also full of black lines, and before he can come to his senses, MISS said again: "PP, don't say that my sister doesn't care about you, I'll share some excellent blind date resources with you, this is an excellent resource left by me when I worked on a blind date platform before, you have to choose well." As soon as MISS's voice ended, Pihc received her offline files.

Receiving the file, Pihc couldn't wait to click on the download and said: "Excellent blind date resources, this is good, very good, worthy of being the eldest lady, understand me, hehe." ”

"If you like it." MISS SAID LIGHTLY.

Drip.

"Eun, like, like, how can you not like? Miss, you're the best, I'll go shopping tomorrow, I'll go with you, what do you want to buy, less than 100 yuan, it's all counted as my amount, no, 1,000 yuan. Soon, a file of nearly 100 megabytes was downloaded, and Pihc kept thanking MISS in his mouth, and he couldn't wait to open the document with his movements.

Open the document,First of all, there are a few beautiful photos of girls.,There's a directory of people lined up below.,Pihc's eyes lit up and flipped through it.,His hand unconsciously wiped his mouth.,This thing drooled when I saw the beauty.。

"Name: Wang Xiaoyue, Gender: Female, Age: 21 years old, Occupation: Nurse." Pihc muttered the name of the file directory and said casually: "Why do you add a gender, is it possible that there will be a man who can't do it?" That. Before Pihc could speak, he was stuck.

After two seconds of silence, he burst into tears and asked angrily, "Miss, why are there men in it?" Also, what the hell is this profession attacking, what the hell is the profession suffering? ”

Because when Pihc reads the document, it is shared with the live broadcast screen, so all the viewers in his live broadcast room saw the male attack in the document, and then looked at Pihc's expression, all of them were heartless and crazy ridicule.

"Just this small body, visual inspection of PP is acceptable."

"Makes sense upstairs."

"Maybe PP is an attack."

"Who said PP doesn't love women and men? What he obviously likes is a shemale! ”

"Jun Nei Jun means lying down the gun!"

"The anchor is confused with a capital letter, he meows, how can there be a man? I don't do it! ”

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"I don't know if your son likes men or women, so I'll give it to you together." MISS SAID LIGHTLY, PAUSED, SHE SAID WITH DISDAIN ON HER FACE: "YOU STILL HAVE THE FACE TO SAY, YOU ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE PHOTO OF YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW AND DROOL, BEAST!" Scum! ”

"I like women, women!" Pihc's face was firm, and when the words fell, he snorted again: "Isn't this for me?" This resource is not excellent, I won't go shopping tomorrow, hum. ”

"Oh~" MISS replied with a long voice, and then said: "Jun Nei Jun, I heard that Jun Jun is someone's fiancée, go shopping tomorrow..."

"I'll go!" Hearing MISS's words, Pihc nodded bitterly, this is threatened, and one misstep will become a thousand years of hatred!

"PP goes all the way." Kai Ge and the cave master said sympathetically.

Squeezing his eyes, Brother Kai said funny: "PP don't cry, come, let's continue to trick the big excuse." ”

Hearing Brother Kai's words, Pihc immediately put away his crying expression, showed a sinister smile on his face, and said to Brother Kai: "You guys are on, I'll adjust my mood and follow." ”

Brother Kai nodded with a smile, and then shouted in the direction where Ye Han was: "What about the funny that I just sang, keep singing." Sleep you hemp b get up hi, hi you hemp b go to sleep. ”

"I'm going to get a thrill." The cave owner got up with a smile, walked outside the door, slapped his palm on the door, and shouted: "Open the door, the people inside open the door, we are from the property, we have received a complaint, saying that you have seriously affected the rest of the residents, open the door quickly." ”

"Open the door!" Everea cooperated, "The people inside hurry up and open the door, we are really just a property, not the Public Security Bureau, don't worry, open the door." ”

Brother Kai pinched his throat and shouted, "Open the door, if we don't open the door again, we will kick the door in." ”

At this time, there was a sound of opening and closing the door outside the door, and several people thought that Ye Han had opened the door, so they stopped the sound one after another.

After a few seconds of silence, everyone thought that they were overhearted, and as soon as they relaxed, a loud shout suddenly sounded in their ears.

"Open the door! Rounds! ”.