Chapter Twenty-Eight: I'm Afraid It's a Joke
"Here comes the sword!"
In front of everyone's eyes, the unlucky guy suddenly put on a very middle two posture, pointing to the sky with one hand and the ground with the other, as if the sky and the world are the only one, and his finger pointing to the sky emitted a blue light, and after a while, ......
After a long time......
There didn't seem to be any movement, and he sensed that something was wrong, because he could feel that his sword was nearby, but he couldn't summon it, and he couldn't help but wonder if he was in the wrong position, so he changed another one. At this time, he pointed with his hands to the sky, and two blue lights emanated from his hands, a bit like the antenna on satellite TV.
After a long time......
"Ahem, that's weird! Sword coming! "I saw that this product once again posed, but it still didn't work.
A group of villagers outside the dilapidated house who were watching the excitement, everyone did not speak, but looked at the unlucky bastard, and then looked at Tang Xiaobai, as if asking where did the village elder invite him back.
However, it is not without outspoken people, a cute little girl watched for a long time, and then said to a white-bearded old man beside her: "Grandpa, grandpa, is this person a fool." ”
"Shh, little girl, don't talk nonsense, this is, this is the village elder, uh, that ......" The old man didn't know what the relationship between this person was, and he knew that he was hit by an arrow in the ass and brought back to General Zhao Yun, so he looked at Tang Xiaobai again.
"Ahem."
Tang Xiaobai was a little embarrassed by a group of people, and pretended to cough twice to try to attract the attention of that guy, but unfortunately the other party never opened his eyes, but put on various strange poses.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Tang Xiaobai couldn't help it, and opened his throat and shouted: "That unlucky bastard, hehe, that means you, you are surrounded now, I advise you to put down your weapons and squat in the corner with your head in your hands." ”
The unlucky man finally opened his eyes, and at first glance he saw so many people surrounding him, and he actually pulled his hair very coquettishly, and was about to stand up, but it was the sound of an arrow that flew past his ear and nailed to the wall behind him.
Mutter.
The unlucky man swallowed a mouthful of saliva and maintained a half-squatting posture and did not dare to move again.
Tang Xiaobai continued to shout: "Quickly hold your head in your hands and squat down on the spot." ”
"Eh, this brother."
As soon as the words fell, another arrow grazed his right ear and stud it against the wall behind him, and he immediately obediently held his head in his hands and squatted on the ground.
"Xu Chu, go and tie him up for me." Tang Xiaobai shouted, he didn't dare to let ordinary soldiers go, after all, this guy was an independent monk, and he was afraid that he had some skills.
"The last general commands!"
Xu Chu saw that this guy had been old for a long time, and he couldn't help it for a long time, and when he heard Tang Xiaobai say this, he immediately took out the rope that had been prepared a long time ago, walked over with tiger steps, and tied up the unlucky guy with three strokes and five divisions.
"Bring it to me."
Xu Chu lifted this guy up with one hand, but this unlucky guy is also big-hearted, and at this time, he also looked east and west, and seemed to have an extremely strong interest in the whole village.
"Get on your knees!" Xu Chu left the unlucky man on the ground, and seeing that he refused to kneel, he was about to kick it over, but was stopped by Tang Xiaobai.
Tang Xiaobai motioned for Xu Chu to retreat first: "Kneel and be exempt, now I ask a question and you can answer." ”
"Hey, this fellow Daoist, the poor Dao comes from Xianjia Xing, is the chief disciple of the head of the five major sects and asks the Heavenly Gate, surnamed Li Mingyi Qingfeng Zhenren, three hundred years old this year, one meter eight tall, relatively handsome and chic, originally Jindan Da Perfection, but was knocked unconscious by a mysterious person and brought here, and when I woke up, I found that I was already a cultivator of the first level of Qi training, although I don't know why, but re-cultivating it also helped me to comprehend the way of heaven, so I went with the flow, and that day I was flying in the air with the sword......"
"Stop, shut up!" Tang Xiaobai glared at him, this product is really faceless, he said that he would ask a question and answer, and he would report his family first, which is also forgotten, even his age and cultivation are reported, how can people ask? It's so infuriating.
Li Yiyi obediently shut up, and then looked at Tang Xiaobai with a cute face, did he still blink his eyes twice, and the latter really wanted to slap him, just this goods, he is still three hundred years old, not to mention the mentality of thinking that he is three years old.
"What kind of exercises do you practice?" Tang Xiaobai asked lightly, since he has already reported his family's age and height, then ask something else, and he has to get some face back.
When Li Yiyi heard this question, his eyes suddenly lit up: "This brother, it's really good eyesight, let me tell you that it's the Heavenly Dao that we asked about the Heavenly Gate cultivation, do you know what the Heavenly Dao is?" It is the way of heaven that has more than it loses and makes up for what it lacks, and the practice of asking Tianmen to cultivate is to ask the heavens. For example, ask the vastness of heaven and earth, what is home? This question sums up ......"
"Shut up! Just say the name of the exercise. Tang Xiaobai watched this guy run the train with his mouth full, he couldn't bear it, this person was a talker.
"Ask God." Li replied weakly, with a look of wanting to speak and stopping.
"How do you ask?" Tang Xiaobai continued to ask along with his words, and after finishing speaking, he said "phew" again, and changed his words: "How to cultivate, what's the use, isn't it powerful?" ”
Li Yi looked at Tang Xiaobai aggrievedly: "This brother, didn't I just say it, you told me to shut up." ”
"I'll let you say a lot of nonsense that is useful, don't have it, say it quickly, or ......" Tang Xiaobai glanced at Xu Chu with his eyes, and the latter glared at him with big eyes at the copper bell very cooperatively.
"That's it, asking the heavens, it's just a name, as the name suggests, it's the Dao heart of cultivation, constantly asking yourself questions in your heart, and then chasing the answers, and then slowly cultivating. Therefore, our practice is to keep walking around the world, commonly known as experience, but in fact, we have nothing to do and ask ourselves a few questions. ”
A black line appeared on Tang Xiaobai's forehead: "Just ask yourself questions to cultivate?" ”
"Hey, fellow Daoist, when it comes to asking questions, let me tell you, this is skillful, you see me, in just three hundred years, I have become the chief disciple of Ask Heaven, the key is this question, for example, I once asked a question that even my master couldn't answer."
The black line on Tang Xiaobai's forehead became thicker.
Li Yiyi glanced at Tang Xiaobai weakly, and seeing that he didn't mean to shut up, he immediately came to his senses again, and said: "I went to ask the master when I was on the ninth floor of the Jindan, do you think I can be a Jindan Great Perfection before I am three hundred years old, what do you think is wrong with my master?" ”
Belch...... Tang Xiaobai's black line on his forehead turned into a black cloth, and he said coldly: "Your master kicked you out." ”
Li Yiyi looked at Tang Xiaobai with a surprised face and said, "How do you know?" Fellow Daoist, that's amazing. I was 299 years old at the time, and I was 300 years old in one day, in fact, I was already able to break through, I deliberately didn't break through to ask my master, if my master said no, I would break through in front of him, if I could, I deliberately took off to 300 years old to break through, and as a result, my master kicked me into Jindan Daquan. ”
Tang Xiaobai's white and black lines have covered his entire face......