Long-form extra-fan cooking competition
(This story takes place after Dean joins the Cell)
Dean and Giyo's relationship (crossed out) rivalry began on Dean's first day as a pirate. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoEven if Dean joined the Sail later, it didn't prevent the two from dueling in the slightest.
However, the duel between the two is slowly changing its taste. From the normal battle at the beginning, it turned into a marathon, and then into a variety of crazy projects.
Today, Dean is provoked by Gillo to accept a convulsive competition———— a cooking competition.
Although it is a cooking competition, for two robots who have almost never cooked, this competition is more of a process of making bioweapons.
Because of this competition, Zoai also quietly came to the competition venue——— and watched in the kitchen of the Sail, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the melon-eating crowd led by Yaoyao and Justin.
"Hello, morning! You haven't had breakfast yet, have you? Yaoyao said from afar.
Zoai: (nods)
Yaoyao: "Bento or not?" ”
Zog: "I heard that Second Brother Dean (well, the name of Shenma hasn't been changed yet...... I'm going to have a cooking competition with Jiyo, so I can try it! So Allison and I came on empty stomachs! Hahaha! ”
Yaoyao (twitching the corners of her mouth + holding her forehead): "Do you still expect the food cooked by Dean to be edible?" ”
Zoai: Σ(?□?; Can't you......
Allison: "How's Dean cooking?" ”
"Huh...... said that his cooking is dark, and the cuisine is light......" At this time, Yaoyao showed a perfect image of a bad friend, and he didn't want money to dig into Dean's black history:
"I think back to the first time Xiao En cooked on the Cell, it was an earth-shattering ghost! Mixed the tomato sauce and engine oil, squeezed the mustard on it, cut the cable into sections to say what to season, and put the No. 7 battery into pieces and put them on the plate. Finally, I threw the dish into the trash can in the kitchen, and the smell lingered for a long time, so I didn't dare to go into the kitchen to cook for three days! In the end, I almost got anorexia, and last time...... Ouch! ”
Before Yaoyao finished speaking, she was shot in the head by a wooden cutting board impartially.
"Try another one!"
Dean shouted in annoyance.
"Boom...... Xiao En, you can't sauce purple! I didn't spread rumors, and I didn't @?"; :? @).bdkdjj……
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"Stop, stop! Auntie, isn't it okay to be afraid of you......" Dean twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at a certain Yao with a resentful face.
"Alas, good grandson~" Yaoyao immediately smiled brightly.
"Who's your grandson!" Dean raised his hand and rewarded someone with a big hairy chestnut.
"Boom, my grandson beat me...... Ouch! Before Yaoyao could finish speaking, she was kicked against the wall by a certain en.
Yaoyao, died, at the age of 16......
…… Well, I have to say that since Dean came to the Cell, the lives of the three of them have become colorful...... There is a good saying that the tacit understanding of the Sail Iron Triangle is all played...... Especially Yaoyao and Dean, for acquaintances, Yaoyao is absolutely black and poisonous, and from time to time she likes to tease Dean's tsundere face (crossed out). Therefore, the small fights have fully penetrated into the daily life of the two, and occasionally they can drag a Justin Shenma, but I have to say that as time goes by, the abilities of the three of them are also rising by leaps and bounds, especially Yaoyao's speed and ability to resist hits...... (don't explain) the more Yaoyao and Dean get acquainted, the more often Yaoyao dies, and some people even wonder if Yaoyao is shaking M? Σ (?д?lll) However, this statement was quickly denied by the members of the torture department......
(Member A: Have you ever seen Yaoyao's sick side...... )
———————— back to business—————
"Hey~ I'll show you today whether I can cook or not!" Dean pouted.
"Anyway, don't you live and can't take care of yourself......" Justin weakly mended.
Dean: Laugh (?) )
……
Justin, died, at the age of XX......
Immediately, Dean ignored the two-figure pit in the kitchen wall and took an apron from a hanger on the wall. A good wife and mother (crossed out) warm man-like feeling warms everyone.
Yaoyao said deadly: "Ahem, Xiao En, I have a dress here that is more suitable for you, do you want it?" ”
"What clothes?"
Then, a certain Yao took out a maid outfit with lace trim......
"Bang ————"
Yaoyao, pawn X2
There is no suspense in the next game, the works of the two can be called biochemical weapons, and black smoke rises from the whole game scene, and those who don't know think that someone has blown up the kitchen......
Xiao Yao's comments:
Dean's work: Eggs burn charcoal, ah no omelet rice.
The color is jet black, black and shiny, fragrant (?) Crispy and pleasant (pà), the taste is unique, wraps around the tip of the nose, and lingers for a long time. Eat in the mouth, (who dares to eat?) "Fragrance" fills the mouth, mourning and tactful, the fragrance lasts, looking down on life and death, and there is nothing to love in life......
Ji Yo's work: Zhoucun electrocuted, ah not Zhoucun stewed noodles.
(Zhou Cun came to make baked cakes...... )
I have to say that Ji Er's noodles are definitely learned from Master Kong, the noodles are as hard as fossils, coiled up, perfectly combined with lubricating oil, and the "fragrance" fried with chili sauce is completely comparable to Dean's ultimate masterpiece: "Spicy Eight Porridge"
(Mixed with eight kinds of chili peppers such as devil pepper and Chaotian pepper)
made everyone present turn into Shrek in seconds, their faces turned green, and they all retreated, and they almost threw the kitchen knife in his face......
"Uh...... Can you two stop making such murderous international jokes........." Yaoyao, as a senior foodie, expressed a black line on the "masterpiece" of the two.
Geeher & Dee: "(serious) We're serious! ”
"I suspect you two did it on purpose......" At this moment, Yaoyao's expression was like this:
(; / ̄ェ ̄)/~ Mom, I'm going home
……
"You two will die if you don't waste the ingredients......" Yaoyao expressed deep condolences for the food, even if she is sorry for God, she should never eat that kind of thing......
"Is my cooking so bad?" Dean was furious.
"What do you say?"
"Anyway, the cake I made for you last time was okay!"
"Chocolate?"
"Then I don't have anything to say about the soup I made last time!"
"Your family calls a glass of water and wind oil essence soup together?" Yaoyao mends the knife.
"You, hum, don't eat and pull down!" Dean walked away with a slam on his face.
I have to say that someone's tsundere is really .........
"Alas~ Xiao En is really ......" Yaoyao casually glanced at the remaining ingredients on the table.
———————— 40 minutes later——————
"Xiao En, come and have afternoon tea~"
"Hmph, don't eat it!" Dean looked at Mou Yao with a look of resentment.
"Table sauce~ It's wrong for me to dismantle your table just now, but I have to eat afternoon tea! Do you like chocolate donuts? I've been doing this for a long time! Yaoyao looked at Dean with starry eyes.
"You......" Dean smiled bitterly and tasted the chocolate doughnut made by Yaoyao, the sweet taste filled the lips and teeth, silky and delicate, and the sweet taste of chocolate melted little by little on the tip of the tongue, making a certain En feel good.
"It tastes good!" Dean said with a smile.
"Yes, yes! I've been studying for a long time! ”
Yaoyao said with a smile.
This guy is cute sometimes...... Dean thought to himself............
…………………
"Yaoyao."
"Huh?"
"Next time, don't say I'm cooking bad!"
"Well, I won't say it!"
"Then help me try the dishes next time!"
"Don't! Σ(?д?lll) I'm still young (╥_╥)! ”
“Godie! (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻”
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Cooking Contest – END