Chapter 42: Don't even do it upside down!!
"You... Back to normal? ”
Wood turned his head, looked at Akua behind him who was carefully pointing his finger at him, and said angrily, "Hurry up and roll me back into the water to soak!" ”
"Hahaha, that's right, that's right!"
Akuya beckoned to her teammates behind: "Come here, unlike the red-haired dwarf just now, this black-haired dwarf is the one with a particularly good temper, who says to borrow money and borrow money, but he is a little black-bellied!" ”
“……”
Wood suddenly wanted to try, if he switched to the body of the blood now, would he directly kill this retarded ......
"Ugh."
Sato and the real people swallowed their saliva, and suddenly admired Akua in their hearts, seeing the previous scene, they still dared to talk to this person, and they were really mentally retarded and fearless?
Bang!
With a muffled sound, a big bag on Akuya's head bulged directly, and her eyes rolled and she fell to the ground with a plop.
"Hehe......"
Looking at Wood, who jumped up and gave Akua a punch, Sato and Maji couldn't help but laugh dryly: this is the end of a typical mindless speech......
Wood ignored the others, grabbed the unconscious Akua by the back collar, and dragged him towards the town.
However, as he passed by a few adventurers, Wood turned his head and said, "Let the Adventurers' Guild send the bounty directly to the Wizz Demon Item Shop, I think there are so many people present, there should be no need to go through the process of checking adventurer cards." ”
The main reason why he said this was......
Wood can't go through this procedure at all now, after all, the Headless Horseman didn't kill himself with the adventurer's card in the first place.
Once he went to collect the bounty himself, and when the time came to ask for this procedure, Wood didn't know what to do.
"Ahh Well? Yes, I see, sir! ”
Wood nodded, and walked all the way into town.
Sato and Shin glanced at each other, hesitated for a moment and followed, although they didn't say anything before, they had been worried about Akua for the past two days.
Now that they heard that Akua had experienced such a 'perverted' experience, several people wanted to follow up and discuss how to save Akuya.
Or......
It's okay to swap it.
There is no doubt that the last idea was the work of some Crusader.
Many adventurers looked at the few people who left, and it took a long time for a burst of whispering to be heard.
"Anyway... Do you think that dark-haired boy is familiar? ”
"Didn't you hear what he just said? Let's send the bounty to the Wizz Magic Item Shop. ”
"That's right, it's indeed the new clerk from the poor sour shopkeeper!!"
“…… Why do you suddenly feel that our novice town has become so safe, first of all, we can easily destroy the superior demons...... The self-proclaimed 'god of sleep' has now appeared as a clerk who can easily kill the cadres of the Demon King Army. ”
"What's more, the owner of the Wizz magic prop shop used to be a famous adventurer, the Demon Sword Brave who recently recovered from his injuries in the Eris Church has also recovered from his injuries, and the blue-haired high priest who made the headless horseman scream just now, these people can add up to directly destroy the Demon King!"
“……”
The adventurers outside the city gate chatted more and more excitedly, and finally simply sat outside the city gate and began to argue about the possibility of crusading against the demon king. But they didn't know that among the people they discussed, except for the Demon Sword Warrior who had the goal of defeating the Demon King, the rest either didn't think about defeating the Demon King at all, or couldn't do it even if they thought about it, or they were simply members of the Demon King's army......
……
"This address ......"
Kazuma Sato looked at the magic shop in front of him, took out a card from his pocket and compared it with the signboard.
"Sure enough, it's here, the shop of that big-breasted gentle lich."
Hearing his words, Daknis was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "You mean the lich we encountered in the 'Crusade against the Zombie Makers' mission when we first formed a team?" ”
"That's right!"
Kazuma Sato nodded, and then looked at Megumi to the side a little strangely: "You seem to be a little absent-minded from the beginning, what's wrong?" ”
"Nothing, just a little weird."
Hui Hui shook his head: "I feel that guy's hair color has changed so much, the white-haired pervert I am familiar with gives people the feeling of a wise old man, and it is the kind of old thing that walks into the coffin with half a foot, although there is an inexplicable sense of divine majesty, but it is too lazy to let people completely ignore these, in short, it feels very easy to get along." ”
“…… That's all because you're Lori, right? ”
The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly: "I think the black-haired ones are more friendly, at least when talking to people other than Lori, they will have a very approachable smile, just like the little brother next door, giving people a completely harmless feeling." ”
"Actually...... Say I'm Lori......" Megumi looked devastated.
"Anyway, I feel like I can withstand it except for the red-haired one!!" Darknes blushed.
Kazuma Sato: "Don't want it... Your words and deeds are obviously bothering the family. ”
"Shall we go in now?" Megumi looked at the doorway of the store in front of her.
Kazuma Sato hesitated for a few seconds and nodded: "Although Akuya has been causing trouble, it doesn't feel good to be a teammate to just throw her here and be tortured." And that brunette feels like a good talker, so let's go and talk to him about it, and spread Akuya's debt evenly over us. ”
Megumi nodded: "I think so too." ”
"Well, if I can, as a partner, I'll definitely bring Akua out, even if it's in exchange for me." Daknis Road.
The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched, and the little emotion that had just risen was snuffed out by Daknis's words......
Having made up their minds, the three of them walked into the Wiz prop shop with a determined face.
Chirping!
"Welcome... Cut ......"
Wood, who was looking at the adventurer card on the counter, looked up and saw several people, then looked down and continued to look at the adventurer card.
What an attitude!!
I can't afford it.
Kazuma Sato glanced at the shelves next to him, and when he saw the number at least four zeros on the label, he silently withdrew his gaze...... I really can't afford it......
“… Whining... Wizz ...... That bastard gave me a big bag, look at how swollen it is......"
"Wait... Akuya-sama, don't hold me and cry, your tears feel numb when they fall on me. ”
"Woooooo I'm going to have the most expensive Dilong barbecue in the guild tavern for dinner, the dessert you bought me yesterday, and the top-of-the-line fruit wine, and I'm in desperate need of comfort right now...... Woowoo woo ......"
"Uh-huh...... I know, I know, you let me go, Lord Akuya. ”
Kazuma Sato and others: "......"
This is......
What's going on?
Are the captives treated so well?
Several people glanced at each other and walked towards the warehouse, but when they arrived at the door of the warehouse, they couldn't help but glance at Wood on the counter, and only pushed the door and walked in after finding that the other party did not stop them.
"Hey, Kazuma, Megumi, Daknis, why are you here?"
“……”
A few people didn't reply, because what caught their eyes was ......
Akua holds juice in one hand and a banana in the other, soaking in the water in her clothes.
Torture?
"Huh."
Kazuma Sato hung a pair of dead fish eyes and said, "Mentally retarded goddess, this is what you call the continuous destruction?" ”
"yes, you don't even know......"
Akua recounted what happened to her two days with tears in her eyes.
That is to say...... Packed in a cage and attacked by a group of filthy creatures for an afternoon, was it to be hit into a cage by an alligator? The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched.
Megumi continued: "Smeared the potion on the cage, and let all kinds of beast-like creatures crash into the cage all night, and you were so frightened that your legs went weak? ”
Daknis said, "Soaking in water is using you to make holy water to pay off debts?" ”
"yes, what do you think?"
Akua tilted her head and looked at the others with a puzzled expression.
“……”
What kind of misleading statement is it?
And although the first two items are very miserable, they are not worth talking about at all compared to their brain supplements.
Kazuma Sato turned around and walked directly to the counter, and smiled flatteringly at Wood: "That...... How about we, Lord Wood? ”
"Huh?"
"After paying off her debts, I will let our noble goddess and precious teammates continue to stay with you to make holy water, and you will give me a million every month...... No, half a million, well... 200,000 is fine, this deal is very cost-effective. ”
"Don't!"
Without hesitation, Wood added with a dark face: "Even if you take me a million a month, you must not do it." ”
“……”
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