Chapter 0018 - Turn on the pretending mode
Late at night, Tang Xiaorou drove back to the villa.
"Why did you come back so late today?" Leaning on the sofa and nibbling on an apple, Ye Xuan asked.
"You have to take care of it!" Tang Xiaorou snorted coldly, took off her sneakers, and put on a pair of cotton slippers.
"Cut, I'm too lazy to care about you." Ye Xuan couldn't help but shake his head, turned around, looked at Tang Xiaorou with messy hair, lowered his voice and asked, "You went drag racing?"
"So what? And what does it have to do with you. Tang Xiaorou snorted angrily, and said coldly: "Don't think that you can really be my boyfriend if you have a relationship with me."
Ye Xuan ignored Tang Xiaorou.
I only heard Tang Xiaorou snort: "Don't forget your identity, you are just a security guard." A few thousand dollars a month, even if we really have something, it is impossible for us to be together. ”
“……”
Ye Xuan was stunned for a moment, and was stunned.
It's all what and what.
I'm just waiting for you to help cook!
Why did you get involved in the problem of being together?
Nima!
What's on a girl's head right now?
Maybe she should really go to the toilet and flush her brain.
Drain the filth out of your head, and then calm down a bit.
"Hehe, Ye Xuan, I advise you to recognize the reality and recognize the gap between you and me."
Tang Xiaorou looked resentful and said in a deep voice.
had a relationship with Ye Xuan in a daze, which was unexpected by her.
But Tang Xiaorou knew in her heart that Ye Xuan was not bad, and she was indeed to blame for that incident.
But even so, she didn't want to have anything to do with Ye Xuan.
She is the pearl of the boss of the Tang Group.
In the future, he will marry the prince of the four major families.
How is it possible to marry a little security guard?
Do you want to say that you don't bully young people into poverty?
Hehe!
Usually read less fantasy novels and live realistically, okay?
There is never a cheating in this world.
Power is born, not earned.
Some people are born at the end of their lives.
For example, several princes of the four major families in Jiangbei.
Some people are born without even seeing the starting line.
For example, the little security guard Ye Xuan in front of him, who was wearing flip-flops and big pants, had no taste at all, was covered with stalls, and his whole body was only a hundred yuan.
Tang Xiaorou thought about this, she was upset, she didn't want to hit Ye Xuan.
She didn't want to tell Ye Xuan that no matter how hard he tried, even if he struggled for a lifetime, he couldn't afford to buy a house on the Bund.
Can't afford a Ferrari, can't afford a Prada, can't afford a Hermes, can't afford much, much.
Isn't it good to recognize reality?
Isn't it good to be a good little security guard?
Do you have to think about the unrealistic thing of eating swan meat all day long, marrying Bai Fumei, becoming CEO, and reaching the pinnacle of life?
At this moment, Tang Xiaorou thought a lot in her heart.
There were some things she had to make clear to Ye Xuan.
She didn't want Ye Xuan to threaten her with the fact of having a relationship.
"Ye Xuan, can you understand what I mean?" Tang Xiaorou rubbed her temples, she was a little tired, and asked.
Ye Xuan shook his head and said thoughtfully, "Eh...... I actually just want you to cook a meal for me, I don't know how to cook. ”
“……”
I'm Nima!
The corners of Tang Xiaorou's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, and the expression on her face looked very unsightly.
It turned out that Ye Xuan was just looking for her to cook?
No way!
Why didn't you say it sooner?
Could it be that all those words just now came out of her YY?
At this moment, Tang Xiaorou suddenly had 10,000 "you and his horses" galloping in her heart.
What a shame!
Tang Xiaorou couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, those words were not spoken, otherwise this face would have been lost today.
It's embarrassing.
"There was instant noodles in the fridge. Won't you soak yourself in it? Tang Xiaorou gritted her teeth angrily and asked.
"I forgot."
Ye Xuan shrugged his shoulders, smiled helplessly, and then said a non-touching word.
"I only like beautiful women, no matter who you are, as long as you are beautiful, you are qualified to be my wife."
Hearing this, Tang Xiaorou almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Tomorrow Saturday, you don't have to go to work, do you?" Tang Xiaorou forcibly suppressed the anger in her heart and asked.
"Hmm."
Ye Xuan nodded, and then, he tore open the instant noodles and poured hot water.
"Here, here are the clothes I bought for you. I have a class reunion tomorrow and everyone has to find a partner. Tang Xiaorou threw the clothes to Ye Xuan, smiled coldly, and added, "Don't think about it."
"Class reunion? Just eat it! Ye Xuan took the clothes, threw them aside, and began to eat instant noodles.
"Yo, this instant noodle is really delicious." Ye Xuan ate more and more energetically, and said with a smile.
"You haven't eaten it?" Tang Xiaorou was stunned for a moment, thinking to herself, where did this Ye Xuan come from, how remote it should be, and he didn't even have instant noodles.
"I haven't eaten it."
Ye Xuan smiled and said, "In the mountains, the master either let me eat tigers or wild boars. Ginseng or something is used as a dessert after a meal. ”
"When I go out on a mission, I basically eat some seafood. Australian lobster, deep-sea abalone, shark fin and so on are all used to rinse teeth! ”
Tang Xiaorou was stunned when she heard this, felt embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, if you talk about it, you will probably have to eat polar bears."
"Polar bears? It was too thick and fatty, and although I had eaten it a dozen times, I still didn't like it. Ye Xuan shook his head and said.
“……”
Tang Xiaorou was speechless for a moment.
This guy really doesn't brag a word, and he's uncomfortable!
But how could she understand Ye Xuan's pursuit?
Pretending to be invisible, bragging in the open.
It's probably the style that Ye Xuan is pursuing!
"Ye Xuan, what did you do before?" Tang Xiaorou asked curiously.
She really wanted to know what kind of profession made Ye Xuan develop such a serious habit of bragging and pretending.
This is probably all bragging, pretending to be in the advanced stage of cancer.
Pretending to be forced, it's like eating Xuanmai, and you can't stop at all.
Blowing up a cow is like a chicken tied to a bomb, and every sentence is hanging to the sky.
It's as if if he doesn't brag or pretend to be forced, he will die.
If you need to pay taxes for bragging and pretending, then Ye Xuan alone will definitely be able to support the GDP of the entire Huaxia.
"Kill."
Ye Xuan ate instant noodles and said with a smile.
"You'd better eat instant noodles!"
Tang Xiaorou smiled helplessly, then went to the bedroom to get a piece of clothing, and walked to the bathroom, ready to take a shower.
……
The next day, Ye Xuan got up early.
promised Tang Xiaorou to accompany her to the class reunion, Ye Xuan naturally would not break his promise.
Ye Xuan changed into new big pants, a pair of flip-flops painted with cartoons, and a cotton short-sleeved upper body.
Refreshing matching, sour shape.
When Tang Xiaorou saw Ye Xuan, she immediately felt that it must have been a wrong decision for her to ask Ye Xuan to accompany her to the party.
If she could regret it, Tang Xiaorou would never let Ye Xuan accompany her to the class reunion.
Nima, this has to be taken out, what a shame it is!
A young man in his twenties, wearing cartoon flip-flops on his feet, cotton short sleeves, and big pants for five yuan a piece.
What kind of look is this?
Cosplay!
Even if it's cosplay, is there really such a cheap cosplay?
This time, Tang Xiaorou was completely defeated by Ye Xuan.
Tang Xiaorou's hair is spread out, her body is sprayed with Chanel's latest perfume, there is a faint fragrance of roses, she is wearing a classic red evening dress in France, wearing a pair of crystal high heels made by Milanese designers on her feet, and a pair of silver earrings on her ears, which are made by famous masters in the island country.
It's like a princess.
"Why don't you wear the suit I bought for you?" Tang Xiaorou glanced at Ye Xuan angrily and asked.
"If you don't know the goods, the clothes I wear look ordinary, but they are actually dozens of times more expensive than the clothes on you!"
Ye Xuan smiled faintly, and said, "The texture of the suit you bought is really bad, it's better to wear big pants."
I'm Nima!
If Tang Xiaorou could beat Ye Xuan, then Ye Xuan would definitely be lying on the ground at this moment.
Tang Xiaorou gritted her teeth, she really couldn't talk to this kind of person with vulgar taste.
"You know, these clothes on me cost millions." Tang Xiaorou said resentfully.
"Millions! That's about the same price as the flip-flops on my feet. Ye Xuan said seriously.
"Forget it, I don't want to be poor with you." Tang Xiaorou looked at the gold watch in her hand and said solemnly: "It's too late to find someone to replace you temporarily, let's go!"
"Hmm."
Ye Xuan smiled helplessly, thinking to himself, he didn't lie.
The pair of flip-flops on his feet is from an island country.
In terms of generation, it should be the master who designed Tang Xiaorou's pair of earrings who designed Ye Xuan's pair of flip-flops.
This pair of flip-flops is called "King's Style".
It seems ordinary, but in fact it is extraordinary, it was specially designed for Ye Xuan by the famous design master of the island country.
There was a pair of high-imitation "king's style" on the market, and the auction price was 7.5 million.
And the genuine pair on Ye Xuan's feet, conservatively estimated, the price should be more than 10 million.
But Tang Xiaorou didn't know the goods, and Ye Xuan didn't want to defend anything.
The two set off from the villa together.
Tang Xiaorou mistakenly thought that Ye Xuan couldn't drive, so she took the initiative to go to the main driver's seat and took Ye Xuan to Yanhai Hotel together.
"Ye Xuan, Yanhai Hotel is a five-star hotel, and the owner is Li Weihai. That's a big man, and when the time comes, you must stop talking nonsense, it's not good to offend anyone. ”
Tang Xiaorou prompted.
Seriously, Tang Xiaorou was scared.
The one next to him bragged at every turn, and he talked about killing people at every turn.
Sooner or later, something will happen!
Although Ye Xuan is really capable of fighting, in the face of the real big forces, even if he can fight again, it is useless.
"Li Weihai! I know that yesterday he wanted to give me a gift, but I refused directly. Ye Xuan said with a smile.
Tang Xiaorou looked dazed.
Just went out, and then turned on the pretending mode again?
"Ye Xuan, don't say that later." Tang Xiaorou said solemnly: "Otherwise, I will never take you out in the future."