Chapter 81: I Said You're Delicious, Understand? (Ask for collection recommendation)

It's autumn, and the wind is bleak.

There is an ancestral hall in Chenjia Village, the door is closed on weekdays, only when which family has done something red and white will be opened, of course, there is a fixed night every year, it will be ventilated outside, and the middle door will be opened.

This day is naturally the day that the people of Chenjia Village are most unwilling to face, but they have to face.

It's already the middle of the night, and the moon is dark and the wind is high.

At this time on weekdays, every household has long been snoring, but tonight is different, although the lights of Chenjia Village have been extinguished, no one can sleep peacefully.

A few are lamenting for their children, while the majority are counting how many years they have to go to their homes.

Squeak......

A rather cold night breeze blew in, and the red-lacquered wooden door, which had been opened, was still blown back to both sides by the wind, making a rather eerie sound in the middle of the night.

In the ancestral hall, the two children chatting while eating tribute, their faces immediately became solemn.

"He's coming."

It was Chen Guanbao who spoke, and of course, it was Chen Guanbao who changed from Chen Li.

Zhu Bajie, who turned into a scale of gold, swallowed his saliva and said, "It feels so gloomy, Brother Monkey, that monster won't be very powerful, right?" ”

"You can rest assured, at least, that monster is definitely not powerful on the shore, and I can't say anything in the river."

Chen Li's eyes stared at the gate of the ancestral hall without blinking, his fists clenched, ready to beckon the copper hoop rod at any time.

"It's coming!"

At this moment, a black shadow walked into the ancestral hall under the illumination of the moonlight.

The footsteps of the black shadow were heavy, thump, thump, and every step seemed to be with great force, and in addition to that, it was accompanied by the ticking of the rain.

Chen Li and Zhu Bajie closed their mouths tightly, and their eyes looked at the black shadow with great solemnity.

When the black shadow approached, the two realized that it was a monster with a fish-headed human body.

"Chen Guanbao, a scale of gold?"

The Tongtian River Demon looked at the two of them expressionlessly, and in front of both of them was a wooden plaque with their birthdays and names written on them.

"Well, I'm my younger brother Chen Guanbao, and she's my sister's gold."

Chen Li nodded in response.

The Tongtian River Demon was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "You doll, aren't you afraid of me?" ”

"Don't be afraid, Daddy said that you are an immortal in the Tongtian River, and he wants us to follow you to learn art." Chen Li replied solemnly.

The Tongtian River Demon sighed, and then a strange smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and said, "Then did your father tell you what art to learn from me?" ”

"This ...... I don't know. Chen Li thought for a moment, and then smiled indifferently.

"Haha, you doll, you have such a generous heart."

The Tongtian River Demon approved, and then his voice suddenly became cold, and he said with a sneer: "The doll with a wide heart must taste delicious." ”

"It's not delicious, it's not delicious, my dad often says I'm dirty, I don't like to take a bath, it's old and smelly." Chen Li smiled and waved his hand, then pointed to Zhu Bajie next to him, and said, "My sister is delicious, she likes to take a bath the most." ”

"Oh?"

Hearing this, the Tongtianhe Demon looked Zhu Bajie next to him up and down.

Zhu Bajie, who had turned into a little girl, glared at Brother Monkey resentfully, and then suddenly stood up and turned his back to the Tongtian River Demon.

Tongtian River Demon was stunned, and when he was about to ask you what you were doing, he saw the little girl's ass curled.

And then......

Burst......

"What did you little bastard eat, why did you stink so much?" The Tongtian River Demon was overturned by this fart of the eyeballs, raised his hand to cover his mouth and nose, and looked at the little girl with a shocked expression.

After Zhu Bajie finished farting, he turned around slowly and showed a very embarrassed smile to the river god.

"Hey, that's fucking disgusting!"

Tongtian River Demon secretly scolded, then looked at Chen Guanbao, who was carved in pink and jade, and nodded: "It's still pleasing to your eyes, the skin is fine and the meat is tender, it's a pity to fry it, it's better to take it back and steam it, haha, the taste must be beautiful!" ”

"Yes, yes, it's good to steam, it's good to steam." Chen Li's chick nodded as if pecking rice.

Tongtian River Demon smiled: "Do you also think that this king is right?" ”

"yes, yes." Chen Li blinked his big bright eyes and looked sincere, "I like to eat steamed carp the most, especially if you are so big, it must be delicious!" ”

"Haha, that's right, it's delicious!"

The Tongtian River Demon stretched out his thumb, but suddenly, his face froze, and he said strangely: "What did you just say delicious?" ”

Chen Li smiled and said, "Steamed carp, I haven't eaten it yet, it's as big as you, it must be delicious, right?" ”

"Y-What do you mean?" The Tongtian River Demon heard what the kid said clearly this time, and a fish's face instantly became gloomy.

Chen Li was speechless and said: "You are really so big for nothing, I said you are delicious, understand?" ”

"You!"

When the Tongtian River Demon heard this, he was immediately furious.

"You little doll, you want to eat this king? It's a big breath. ”

After speaking, I saw a large mouth of the river demon, which was originally a very small carp mouth, but the upper and lower jaws opened in an instant, like a giant python about to swallow people.

Chen Li flew out without saying a word, and after avoiding the river demon's scarlet and disgusting tongue, he patted his chest, pretending to be afraid: "It's such an ugly carp, it scared grandpa to death." ”

"Hmph, this king knows that you are not simple!"

The Tongtian River Demon had a hideous face, his hands were full of light, and in the blink of an eye, each of them had an extra sledgehammer.

"The villagers of Chenjia Village have not suffered enough? Dare to ask someone to deal with this king? Hmph, you two are also so bold, I don't know how great this king's ability is? ”

"You're big, are you as big as my old pig?"

On the side, the little girl's body swelled up suddenly, and after changing her body, she changed back to her original appearance of fat head and big ears.

"Pig demon?"

The Tongtian River Demon's eyes narrowed, and then he looked at Chen Li, "What about you?" ”

Chen Li smiled faintly and changed back to his original appearance.

"A monkey and a pig dare to provoke this king?"

The Tongtian River Demon laughed fiercely, and suddenly held the double hammer and smashed it towards the two of them.

Chen Li and Zhu Bajie hurriedly flashed to the side, one beckoned to conjure up a copper hoop stick, and the other beckoned to summon a nine-tooth nail rake.

"Plagued, dare to underestimate your grandfather pig and grandfather monkey?"

Zhu Bajie scolded, and the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand dug into the head of the river demon.

Tongtian River Demon has probably been evil here for many years, I don't know that there are people outside the world, wielding a double hammer to resist the nine-tooth nail rake, as a result, Zhu Bajie directly beat him to the point that his body trembled, the floor cracked, and his feet sank more than a few feet.

"You ......"

Tongtian River Demon's wrist hurt, and his face instantly became terrified, he couldn't imagine that this pig demon with long nose and big ears had so much strength.

Just when his heart was pounding, Chen Li on the side also jumped up and threw it at him with a copper hoop stick.

With a bang, the body of the Tongtian River Demon was directly smashed into the air, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"How dare you be the king of the Yin Dynasty?"

The Tongtian River Demon was shocked and angry.

Chen Li sneered: "What about you? ”

As he spoke, he flew towards him again with the brass rod.

"Hmph, there's a kind of fight in my Tongtian River!"

The Tongtian River Demon shouted, turned around and ran, obviously admitting cowardice.

But where will Chen Li let him go?

Beckoning, a big yellow robe flew out, the area became larger and larger, and it didn't take a few breaths to catch up with the river demon.

"Sun Wukong let you run, I won't let you run."

Chen Li smiled, but the smile froze in an instant.

Just as the big yellow robe was about to cover the river demon, the river demon suddenly stiffened a carp on the ground, and then slipped out of the corner of the big yellow robe with unimaginable agility.

Then, with a thud, the carp spirit disappeared into the night sky.

(Sorry for the thunderstorm, the update is late.) )

(End of chapter)