Chapter 264: Wild Bull
"Blessings and misfortunes lurk, misfortunes and blessings rely on, Xiao Wu, although you have opened your spiritual wisdom, but the world is not so simple, and there are still you who learn."
Fan Ping'an said in an old-fashioned manner, grinning angrily, this guy is so young that he dares to teach himself such a lesson, it is really an uncle who can't bear it with his aunt, but thinking of the other party's fist, it was suddenly discouraged, it couldn't beat this bastard, and if he hadn't explained the matter, he really didn't know what was going on.
"Could it be that God sent not a thug, but a military advisor? But how can there be a protagonist who can't beat the military advisor. ”
The parrot was a little depressed, at this time Fan Ping'an took the initiative to pour a cup of tea for the parrot, the parrot didn't notice anything wrong, and after talking for so long, he was thirsty, and he drank tea with a special cup rolled up with his wings, and after the parrot finished drinking, Fan Ping'an said: "Have you given up the wisdom fruit?" ”
The parrot said categorically: "Of course I didn't give up, I went to find that bastard when I broke through the third order, but I still didn't fight, hmph, I'll go back when I break through the fourth order, my gathering place should be very large-scale at that time, maybe there is hope, the wisdom of the master is already very high, if you get the wisdom fruit tree again, it will definitely break through the sky." ”
Fan Ping'an smiled: "Actually, you don't have to wait for the future, there is a chance now, I can join forces with you to obtain the Wisdom Fruit!" ”
"Needless to say, although you are stronger than me, you are not much stronger, and you can't be the opponent of a fourth-order monster."
The parrot glanced at Fan Ping'an and immediately refused: "I won't go with you to die." ”
Fan Ping'an, who was rejected, didn't care at all, and the old god said: "My purpose is not the Wisdom Fruit Tree, I just want to get a few Wisdom Fruits, and the difficulty is not so high." ”
"Why should the master help you, it's no good, no, even if it's good, the master won't accompany you to die."
The parrot sneered, this guy is really dead, and he is arrogant again, Fan Ping'an sighed and said, "Xiao Wu, you have seen so much, don't you know that the tea poured by others can't be drunk indiscriminately?" ”
"What do you mean?"
The parrot was stunned for a moment, then reacted, hurriedly threw away the cup in his hand, flapped his wings and flew into the sky, and said angrily: "You poisoned the master?" ”
Fan Ping'an poured tea for himself, and said with a smile: "To be precise, it's the kind of Gu that is given to Zhou Jian and Liu Fei, Xiao Wu, I will take the money and put it in your pocket, remember what others poured in the future, don't drink it indiscriminately." ”
"You are so despicable, so shameless!"
The parrot scolded angrily, he had never seen such a shameless guy, he said it well, he actually gave himself a Gu, well, after the Gu, he said that it was for his own good, what kind of person is this, the parrot, who has always felt that his IQ is higher than that of humans, found out for the first time that humans were so cunning.
"A lot of people say this about me, but I don't mind, because after they are used by me, they will all be killed by me, who makes their mouths so poisonous, if they say something good, please me, work harder, and when things are done, they are embarrassed to kill him, right?"
Fan Ping'an didn't look at the parrot, slowly drank tea and said, the parrot was stunned when he heard this, his face changed for a while, and finally fell on the table helplessly, lying on his stomach with a depressed face, just like the persecuted little daughter-in-law said with great grief and indignation: "Master, you are my master, what do you want me to do, just say it, I'm gone, can't I be gone?" ”
Fan Ping'an suddenly laughed, this parrot is interesting, and it is estimated that it is good to keep it as a pet.
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Early the next morning, on the mountain, Fan Ping'an rode the black panther towards the gathering place where the Wild Bull God was, and there was a short-tailed parrot on his shoulder, which was the parrot god, and it said weakly: "This guy has thick eyebrows and big eyes, although he also betrayed me at the beginning, in fact, his character is not bad, if I go to find it, it should come out to see me, and then you can clean it up like I cleaned it up." ”
Fan Ping'an rolled his eyes and said: "I didn't let you go to death, when I get the wisdom fruit, I will leave here, and then you will continue to be your parrot god, and the five gods I subdued will also give you, you still earn a little, there is no danger to dominate this side, you are the protagonist's life, do you understand, I am a master of the world who is here to help you." ”
"You're tall."
The parrot gritted its teeth secretly, if it wasn't for Fan Ping'an's trick and had to succumb, it wouldn't have agreed to Fan Ping'an's plan, although it wasn't two people to provoke the fourth-order monster, but even if it found the other five guys, it was not very sure, so although the prospect was good, the parrot still had no morale.
That's right, Fan Ping'an didn't plan to just take the parrot with him, but wanted to unite those monsters in other gathering places, or control them, and then find a way to get the wisdom fruit, there are many people with great power, although he covets the wisdom fruit very much, but he will not be so stupid.
Seeing that the parrot didn't speak, Fan Ping'an asked again: "Tell me what ability this brute bull has and what is his personality?" ”
"The ability of the wild cow is great strength, and there is a natural ability to increase strength, and there is nothing else, in fact, the wild cow turned out to be a black cow in the village, and I am more familiar with it, it has not opened the spirit of the mind, working every day, working every day, tired to death."
The parrot introduced: "In the last days, it opened its mind and decided to take revenge on these humans who let it work every day, so the humans in its gathering place have to pay a high living fee every day, and if you don't give it, you will be locked up and pulled every day, this guy simply doesn't know what to say, as a manager, how can you be so emotional, its gathering place is developing very slowly, and there is only one general, which is not as good as me." ”
At the beginning, the introduction was okay, but the parrot boasted about himself again, Fan Ping'an was speechless, both a speechless parrot and a speechless bull, didn't it say that cattle are hard-working, why are they so angry?
Fan Ping'an thought for a while and said: "Since it's just a lot of strength, it's easy to do, speaking of which, Xiao Wu, how did you quickly train two generals, I'm very curious." ”
"This ......"
The parrot's eyes flickered, this is its biggest secret, naturally it can't be said casually, but remembering that his small life is controlled by Fan Ping'an, and this method is impossible for the other party to use, it still said helplessly: "You human beings break through the generals, mainly by breaking through the true qi, if I let the human beings obey my hard work, the true qi of the human race will grow a lot in an instant, and then you can open up all the meridians, connect with heaven and earth, and break through to become a military general." ”
"This kind of quick military general is very weak at the beginning, but after becoming a military general, he will slowly recover, and after a while, he will be no different from a real general, I can't wait for the human race to slowly break through, so when can I recapture the wisdom fruit tree."
After a pause, the parrot added: "Actually, there are a total of ten humans who have absorbed my efforts, but only two have succeeded, and the remaining eight have all gone straight to the devil and died. ”
"This is to pull out the seedlings, it would be good to have two, if you want to break through to become a general, true qi is one thing, and at the same time, you also have extremely high requirements for your own spiritual power, and your spiritual power is not enough, you can't control the skyrocketing true qi at all, so you will naturally go crazy."
Fan Ping'an shook his head: "And the generals who are quick to succeed in this method are afraid that they will be generals all their lives, and it is impossible to break through again, of course, this method also has a lot of value, and it can be made in batches quickly, as long as they are willing to sacrifice, and at the same time there are enough third-order monsters to work hard." ”
Speaking of this, Fan Ping'an looked at the parrot, as if he wanted to dig out its heart, the parrot was startled, and quickly changed the topic and said: "Boss, even if we add you to the six gathering places, it is impossible to be the opponent of the fourth-order monsters, and the strength of the fourth-order monsters does not depend on the number of people who can win it." ”
Fan Ping'an had already thought of the overall plan, and he said incomprehensibly: "I know, but you don't see a little, the fourth-order monster has a fatal weakness. ”
The parrot was surprised: "What Achilles' heel?" ”
"It's just that it can't move."
"Can't move?"
"To be precise, it can't leave the wisdom fruit tree, because it is afraid that if it leaves, the wisdom fruit tree will be uprooted or destroyed."
Fan Ping'an explained: "And our purpose is not the wisdom fruit tree, just the wisdom fruit, in that case, as long as we get a few third-order monsters, and then pick the wisdom fruit and run, isn't this done, will the fourth-order monster come to chase us, if it chases then we will simply go back and pull out the fruit tree with the roots, and then it will be gone." ”
"Yes, the fourth-order monster will definitely not dare to leave the Wisdom Fruit Tree."
The parrot's eyes lit up, and the whole person, no, it should be said that the whole parrot became angry, if this is the case, then the danger is really not great, since the danger is not great, according to what this guy said to subdue the other five bastards, then after he leaves, won't he be the boss?
"Could it be that this guy is really here to help me?"
The parrot was fooled by Fan Ping'an and couldn't find the north, Fan Ping'an laughed dumbly, how could the real situation be as simple as it said, if that fourth-order monster was a monster that didn't have much wisdom, it was really possible, but since that fourth-order monster had wisdom, and had occupied the wisdom fruit tree for more than three months, the wisdom was comparable to a genius, so it would never be so smooth.
Of course, no matter what, Fan Ping'an will definitely have to fight once, the reason why he wants to find so many monsters is not only because there are indeed many people with great strength, but also because if something really happens, he can't die by himself anyway.
With such a sinister mind, he naturally couldn't tell the parrot, Fan Ping'an thought of something, and asked: "By the way, Xiao Wu, do you have any restrictions on flying, such as how many meters you can't fly to an altitude or something?" ”
The parrot now fully accepts the title of Xiao Wu, and it can't accept it, it doesn't know why Fan Ping'an asked like this, and said casually: "There is a limit, this is a memory from the bloodline, the stronger the strength, the higher the ability to fly, for example, when I am a second-order, I can only fly more than a thousand meters above the ground, if it is higher, it will be very dangerous, because it is the territory of the third-order birds, of course it will be fine in a short time, but if the time is a little longer, it will definitely be discovered by other third-order birds, and then the other party will take the initiative to hunt you down." ”
"Is that so?"
Fan Ping'an touched his chin and asked again: "So if you fly manned, are there any restrictions?" ”
"Manned flight?"
The parrot was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately, and immediately flew away from Fan Ping'an's shoulder in fright, and said with great grief and indignation: "I treat you as a brother, you actually want to ride me?" ”
Fan Ping'an was full of black lines, rolling on the ground with a smile in the temple of the underworld, and the descendant of the dignified god of the underworld was actually said by a parrot, which can be used to make fun of Fan Ping'an for at least a hundred years.
Fan Ping'an scolded angrily: "Get out, I'm just asking, besides, since you can become bigger, you are a flying mount, what's wrong with riding you, isn't the legendary dragon still ridden, and there is a loud title called Dragon Knight." ”
The parrot can become bigger because it has a trace of ancient blood, but it now hates this bloodline that it was proud of in the past, and because of this bloodline, it is really sad to become a flying mount, it is really sad and sad, it hurriedly said: "We can't carry people, we birds are proud, once we find out who is turned into a mount, we will attack it in groups." ”
The parrot continued: "So, unless you reach the level of the Martial Emperor, no one dares to take the flying mount at all, that is completely looking for death, this is not that I am lying to you, but the memory that my bloodline has passed down to me, it is definitely not fake." ”
"Why is this happening?"
Fan Ping'an didn't doubt it, he had said something similar at the beginning, but he always thought that it was because the sky was too wide and it was easy to be attacked by monsters, but he didn't expect there to be such a thing.
Seeing that Fan Ping'an seemed to be about to give up, the parrot was overjoyed, flew to Fan Ping'an's shoulder again, and asked rhetorically, "Do you know who the king of our birds is?" ”
"Will there be a king for so many birds?"
"Of course there is, the phoenix is the king of our birds, and the reason why there is such a rule is said to be set by the phoenix, because they don't want the birds to become human mounts."
The parrot said proudly: "Only when you reach the level of the Martial Emperor can you be qualified to break through this limit, I don't know much about the specific situation, it is all passed down from memory, our monsters are too inferior in wisdom compared to you humans, but we can inherit memories through bloodline, which is much better than you humans." ”
"Phoenix?"
Fan Ping'an sighed, it seems that his dream of flying mounts is hopeless, in the sky, if he is targeted by a fourth-order flying monster, Fan Ping'an will feel creepy, and there is no possibility of escaping at all.
At this time, the black panther suddenly stopped, it turned out to be there, Fan Ping'an put down other things, and said to the parrot: "Go and call the door." ”
"Okay."
The parrot agreed very simply, but its voice was very loud, and it yelled at the light mask: "Big stupid cow, traitor with thick eyebrows and big eyes, get out of here quickly." ”
"This guy ......"
Fan Ping'an was speechless, he thought about whether he wanted to leave first, and let the parrot be repaired by the brute bull here alone and then come out, and the parrot's voice was extremely penetrating, so most of the people in the gathering place heard it, and the brute bull who was lying down eating meat was furious when he heard this, and this bastard parrot called himself a traitor again, if he hadn't stopped the poisonous snake that day, this bastard would have been killed.
The wild bull rushed out of the gathering place with his generals, and it didn't bring more, obviously it didn't plan to really kill the parrot, Fan Ping'an saw a black bull with two metal-like horns rushing out, and he was a little disappointed, he still wanted to see the bull demon king like that, but it turned out to be just a black bull, and it was really ordinary.
Shen said angrily: "Monsters and monsters, there is a name for you to call, and it is not a monster, in the martial arts world, except for a few divine beast races such as the Dragon Clan and the Phoenix Clan, there is no humanoid, I repeat again, there is no humanoid." ”
"It's boring."
Fan Ping'an shook his head, and the bull's gaze only paid a little attention to Fan Ping'an's golden mask, and immediately turned to the parrot and scolded: "Short-tailed parrot, do you want to die, and dare to run to your Niu Ye with a person?" ”
"The wisdom fruit works so well that even cows can speak."
Fan Ping'an nodded secretly, parrots can speak normally, after all, they can say something without eating the Wisdom Fruit, and ordinary third-order monsters, such as those in Dragon Blood Mountain, even if they can understand what humans say, they can't speak themselves, but after eating the Wisdom Fruit, there seem to be a lot of changes in the brain, and even talking is okay, according to the Ming said, if the monster wants to speak, it must go to the sixth order, that is, the Martial King level.
"Big stupid cow, you have always said that you have a lot of strength, and today I found someone to compare your strength."
The parrot said arrogantly, the wild bull laughed when he heard the words, and he couldn't speak when he laughed, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world, and the martial artist behind the wild bull also looked at Fan Ping'an with a mocking and sneering face, if the parrot found a monster to come, he would still have a little bit of faith, but to find a human to compete with the bull god, isn't this a big knife in front of Guan Gong and a humiliation?
The parrot was very annoyed by the laughter: "Big stupid cow, you are laughing at a fart, today the master is throwing this, if you win, forget about your betrayal of the master, and the master will not care about it in the future, but if you lose, you will have to be my brother as a subordinate in the future, do you hear?" ”
"Your brother?"
Manniu was a little surprised and glanced at Fan Ping'an, who was riding on the black panther with big eyes with a copper bell, how bad this parrot's temper is, it knows very well, and now he actually calls a human brother a brother, this human being is only afraid of a little ability, in fact, it doesn't know, this brother is completely a parrot to put gold on his face, and now it is basically just Fan Ping'an's subordinates.
However, Fan Ping'an didn't expose it, this parrot was a little interesting, he didn't want the other party to be too ugly, he jumped off the black panther, moved his body, made a crackling bone crunch sound, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, wait for me to knock you to the ground, and then talk slowly." ”
The wild bull was also happy when he heard this, and said: "Good boy, no wonder you can be a brother with that short-tailed parrot, as arrogant as it, okay, compare it, old cow, my cow is a mouthful of spittle, if you lose in strength, what if you are your subordinate, but if you lose, I have two conditions, you must agree." ”
Fan Ping'an said lightly: "Just say it, you will lose anyway." ”
The wild bull was very annoyed when he heard this, and the generals behind it were even more angry and wanted to do it, but was stopped by the wild bull, it snorted and said: "First, you lose, you have to come to my gathering place to help me work for a year, the kind that is not paid." ”
Fan Ping'an smiled dumbly: "You are really black-hearted, so what about the second one." ”
"The second one!"
The bull's eyes turned to the parrot that flew into the sky, and said: "If you lose, this parrot will not be able to sing again in the future, it will be difficult to hear, in the past in its gathering place, every time I heard it sing, the old cow wanted to kill it, if it were not for its knowledge, the old cow would not be able to stay for a day." ”
"Big stupid cow, you are still so arrogant in stealing your master's knowledge, and what the master sings is ugly, is it a natural singing, how many people want to hear it but don't hear it, that is, it is the end of the world, otherwise the master must be the emperor superstar, and he will hold concerts every day."
The parrot was furious and kept spraying, but Fan Ping'an raised his hand and said, "Okay, I promised you for it, if I lose, it still sings, and I will help you pull out its tongue." ”
"Tongue pulling, hey, boss, isn't it?"
The parrot was startled, it had confidence in Fan Ping'an, but no matter how confident it was, it was impossible to agree to such conditions, and the wild bull looked at Fan Ping'an in surprise, one was surprised that he was so confident, and the other was surprised that it was obvious that this person's status was higher than that of the parrot from the words just now, this guy is very strange.
However, no matter how strange it was, the brute bull was full of confidence in his own strength, motioned to the generals to stay away, and said to Fan Ping'an: "Okay, human, interesting, I bet with you, come on." ”
"Come on."
Fan Ping'an took off his shirt, a body of muscles that made people feel powerful but not too strong, there was a very smooth beauty, so that the parrots and bulls present were a little sideways, and the parrots hurriedly said: "Boss, come on, defeat that big stupid cow, lord, no, my future singing career as an emperor superstar is in your hands." ”
"Why do you think it's better for me to lose, I really haven't seen anything worse than you singing, and you're a parrot, why do you keep singing songs related to wolves, you are a wolf."
Fan Ping'an did the warm-up action, and at the same time said angrily, the bull was also active, it laughed: "That's right, that's right, this guy's singing is not ordinarily ugly, at the beginning, a few of us were in this guy's gathering place, except for the old turtle, everyone wanted to kill it when they heard it sing, in fact, I really planned to stay in this guy's gathering place at the beginning, after all, they were acquaintances, but when I thought of listening to it sing every day, I might as well die, of course I ran away." ”
It turned out that there was still this reason, Fan Ping'an was speechless, but if it was changed to him, it was estimated that he couldn't bear it, and the parrot was suddenly sad and indignant when he heard this, it was actually such a reason, why did no one know how to appreciate such a beautiful singing?
(End of chapter)