Chapter 60 The Man with His Own Five-Mao Special Effects
M City.
"Hmm, the strongest man on the surface - King?"
Saitama also heard the association's announcement, his eyes lit up, and he squeezed his fist full of fighting spirit, "King?" Is the surface the strongest? I can't wait to have a good fight with you. ”
“……”
King looked at Saitama who was eager to try, and cold sweat dripped inexplicably on his forehead, big brother, don't make trouble, I'm King, right in front of you, you don't know me? Don't you watch the news on weekdays? No, you've seen the Nice underwear advertisement, you should have heard my name? Well, did you remember my panties? Also, if you want to fight me, I propose to play a game, that is, to decide the winner without hurting the peace, killing two birds with one stone, do you think what I said is reasonable?
"Attention residents of M City, please note that the Hero Association has issued an urgent notice that a ghost-level monster has been found in City L, and the ghost-level monster is quickly heading to City M, so please evacuate the residents of City M quickly......"
"Weirdos?"
Saitama's palm waved his cloak, and his face slammed, "Enforce justice!" As soon as he finished speaking, he was slightly stunned, scratched his face, and looked at King embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I robbed you of the advertising word." ”
“……”
Big brother, you usually watch a lot of advertisements! Are you looking for a supermarket sale?
King smiled lightly, "Saitama, let's work together!" ”
"Cooperation?"
Saitama looked at King suspiciously, not knowing why.
King nodded: "Of course, the two of us form a team of heroes separately - the handsome and bald group, you will work in the future, and I will do you...... Ahh ”
"No." After Saitama launched a "serious refusal", he strode towards L City, "I don't want to do such troublesome things, if you kill strange people, I can do it alone, why do I have to bring you a burden." ”
"Well, there's a personality, I like it, the hair growth lotion is mailed to you."
King quickly followed Saitama, of course, it is best to follow Saitama at this time, and at the critical moment, he can launch his special move - Secret Technique - Leak Pickup!
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J City.
Stinky Prison - A prison for the most vicious people, all of whom can enter this prison are murderers with a certain powerful skill, such as criminals who rob banks with bare hands, and maniacs who can make chemicals from anywhere.
"Huh, ghost-level weirdos? L City? Oh, I see, leave it to me! ”
In the single cell on the second floor, there is an iron bed, as well as a television, on the iron bed, a single bent leg lies a strong man, a strong man with a chicken nest head, a face full of stubble, a rough face, muscular, as strong as a cow and a horse, wearing a blue and white prisoner's uniform, and at the same time wearing a white T-shirt with a big red heart painted on the outside, and an iron ball shackled on his ankles.
He is the 16th S-class hero certified by the Hero Association - a sexy prisoner, a gay gay, and a favorite to violate handsome guys in his life (king: I'm dangerous!). Saitama: Now, I'm safe! Because he was afraid that he couldn't help but hurt the innocent beautiful man, he was voluntarily imprisoned in prison, on the one hand, to watch over those who were extremely vicious, on the other hand, to look for handsome criminals through the TV, and then escape from prison to arrest the criminals and return, do some shameful and unspeakable things, almost every criminal he caught back will eventually be squeezed into skin and bones, or driven to madness.
"Well, it's time to break from prison."
The sexy prisoner hung up the phone, twisted his neck and strong arms, made a rattling sound of joints, grabbed his palms, swiped his feet, and the whole person rushed out of the cell, falling steadily from the second floor to the first floor, followed by some non-existent special effects white feathers.
I have to say that the sexy prisoner is a man with his own five-cent special effects.
"Old ...... Top dog!? ”
The criminals operating in the open space on the first floor looked at the sexy prisoners in awe, and shrank back one by one, since the sexy prisoners were admitted to the stinky prison, a rule was made: all criminals who make trouble must be punished with deep kisses, that is, they will have a French wet kiss with the sexy prisoners!
Under this terrible rule, all the thugs have become obedient, and they dare not speak loudly in prison, dare not gasp, dare not make trouble at will, in short, in the eyes of the prisoners, after the sexy prisoners come, the stinky prison has really become hell.
"Get out of the way for me! I'm going to...... Jailbreak! ”
The sexy prisoner lay on the ground and made a 100-meter running starting position, stared at the steel wall nearly one meter thick, took a deep breath, stared at his feet, and shot out like an arrow from the string.
Rumble!
Half a second later, a large hole was made in the one-meter-thick steel wall, and the sexy prisoners had escaped from the stinking prison, leaving behind a group of criminals who were accustomed to it.
However, in the face of this rare opportunity to escape, the prisoners in the stinky prison have no intention of escaping, because after 5 seconds, the prison's mobile guard team will arrive, and any criminal who takes a step out of the prison will be beaten into a sieve, unless they can have the speed of running out of the outside like a sexy prisoner, they can only sigh: Nai, Nai!
"Flower boys, your dear sexy prisoner is here again, have you washed your ass?"
The sexy prisoner is running on the street towards the junction of L and M cities, with a meaningful expression on his face, for him, the purpose of escaping from prison is only to protect beautiful men and capture handsome men and bounties, as for killing strange people, it is only a matter of incident.
"Come on! Angel Rush! ”
A burst of white feathers with a five-hair special effect fell, and his speed suddenly doubled, and he sprinted at great speed.
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City A.
Hero Guild War Room.
Jingle bells!
"Hey, hello, this is the headquarters of the Hero Association, what? There are three strange people walking together on Zhiyue Street in M City? And three weirdos are more able to speak human words? Can you briefly describe what those three weirdos looked like? Oh, I'm listening, you keep ......"
Maria listened to the description of the citizen on the phone with a solemn expression, "I know, thank you for the information, we will definitely eliminate the strange people as soon as possible and restore the streets to their former tranquility, goodbye." ”
After she hung up the phone, she immediately reported to Xiqi: "Report, minister, some citizens said that three intelligent dinosaur monsters were found on Zhiyue Street in M City, one is about two meters long and extremely fast, one is thirty or forty meters long, and the body is huge, which will make the earth shake when walking, and one is seven or eight meters long, with no obvious features, however, the other two dinosaur people seem to be headed by it." ”
"Huh? Wise dinosaurs? Extremely fast dinosaurs? Dinosaurs that can make the earth shake? ”
Siqi's eyes narrowed, and he quickly analyzed the results, "From an intelligent point of view, they must be three of the only five finished dinosaur people in the Hammond Dinosaur Research Institute, according to the characteristics you described, one is a velociraptor known for its speed, one is a huge seismosaurus, and the last one is ......"
He frowned slightly, the last dinosaur man has no obvious characteristics, and he can't make a decision immediately, but he can use the elimination method, among the five finished dinosaur people, ankylosaurus, earthquake dragon, and velociraptor can be excluded, and the remaining Fengshen pterosaur has obvious wings, if the last dinosaur man is Fengshen pterosaur, such obvious characteristics, the citizens will definitely say it, however, according to the citizens, the last dinosaur is ordinary and has no obvious characteristics, so it can be ruled out, So only ...... of the five finished dinosaurs remained. Allosaurus!
Legend has it that the dinosaur with the highest IQ in the dinosaur family!
Judging from the current situation, Allosaurus can actually lead two other dinosaurs of the same level to invade humans in a team, instead of acting alone arrogantly like other ghost-level weirdos, which shows that Allosaurus dinosaurs are really extraordinary.
"Maria, immediately send a broadcast to define the velociraptor dinosaur people, earthquake dinosaur people, and allosaurus dinosaurs as ghost-level weirdos."
Although the three dinosaur people did not show the degree of disaster of the ghost-level monsters, in order to attract the attention of the heroes and eliminate the dinosaurs as soon as possible, he made a special effort to define the three dinosaur people with the greatest threat as ghost-level monsters.
"Yes, Minister."
As soon as Maria received the order, she prepared to broadcast the work.