Chen Li, now twenty-one, a person with lofty ideals who crashed into the social dye vat after nine years of compulsory teaching, after some unremitting efforts, finally became a sling who watched the goddess action movie on the computer.

Although life has suppressed him from the bottom of society again and again, he can't bear to have a heart to die and forcibly pretend to be face-saving.

No, I just gritted my teeth and bought a popular mobile phone of a certain star, and when I was about to use my mobile phone to browse the action movie website of a certain country, a certain star mobile phone that would rather die than be polluted chose to blow itself up.

Then, Chen Da. Condole. Silk paid an irreparable price for his forcible pretense.

Die?

Of course it can't be, you must know that all accidental deaths nowadays are fake, and they are all to hide people's eyes and ears through rebirth.

No, Chen Li generously gambled with his life and successfully traveled through rebirth to the world of Journey to the West.

It's a pity that people are not as good as heaven, and when Chen Li opened his eyes excitedly to see which mythical character he had crossed into, a monkey in his lower body shattered all his hopes for the future.

That's right, under him, there is a monkey called the heavens and the earth.

And this monkey is the Monkey King who made havoc in the Heavenly Palace, was suppressed by the Buddha in the palm of his hand, and the demon king Sun Wukong, whose murderous name spread all over the Heavenly Palace!

"Wuzhishan, you wait for my grandson, wait for my grandson to be born, see if I don't collapse you into rubble!"

There is a stone cave at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, the entrance of the cave is very small, and it can reveal a monkey's head that is grinning its teeth.

Chen Li looked crying and said bitterly: "Great Sage, it's not that I want to press you, look at the talisman on my body, I'm also helpless, okay?" ”

Regarding the monkey's increasingly frequent revenge in recent days, Chen Li only felt that he was more wronged than Dou E.

Thinking about what kind of sin I have created, it doesn't matter if I was unlucky in my previous life and was killed by a certain star mobile phone, I can still pass through rebirth, but who is bad for Nima to be reborn? Reborn as a motionless Five Finger Mountain.

Isn't this Nima a joke? Wuzhi Mountain, as soon as Tang Seng uncovers the seal, he will be blown up by Sun Monkey?

This fucking is not as good as the previous life, although the previous life was hard, no car, no house, no sister, but there is still a certain country action movie to spend a lonely night with, but now? Except for occasionally being able to move his body to make the mountain shake, he can only silently feel Sun Monkey's unscrupulous Lazar.

The monkey stretched out his hand vigorously, and the watery fruit in front of him was just a little bit, just a little bit! But I just can't reach it.

Feeling the power of the mountain on his back, the monkey said with resentment: "Don't talk to my grandson about this and that, if you come to the old man's ability, my grandson can't beat it, but you definitely can't run away!" ”

"Gotcha, you're angry at me again." Chen Li shook his head, wanting to cry without tears.

These days of getting along, he knows that it is useless to say anything when the monkey is angry, it is better to shut up honestly.

At this time, a colorful auspicious cloud suddenly floated over in the sky not far away, and above the auspicious cloud, there was a big beauty standing in the pavilion.

Chen Li only felt that the countless eyes of reading women in front of the computer in his previous life were going to straighten at this moment, and this was indeed the case, where Wuzhi Mountain was almost at the top of the mountain, and the two protruding stones were even more prominent.

The great beauty standing on the colorful auspicious clouds, wearing a dusty white dress, one of the jade hands of Qianqian holds a jade bottle with a beautiful shape, and the other is standing in front of her as a flower.

It can be called a beautiful face created by the Heavenly Father, calm as water, without a trace of expression, but in those bright and wise eyes, there is an indescribable look of compassion.

"It's beautiful......" Chen Li muttered to himself as if he had lost his soul.

But at this time, the monkey's call made him come back to his senses instantly, and his face was full of shock.

"Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, come, come!" The monkey shouted as if he had seen a savior, and shouted in a hoarse voice that he hadn't drunk for a long time.

"She's, a bodhisattva? Could it be Guanyin Bodhisattva? Chen Li was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly collected all the qi engines, and the huge Wuzhi Mountain was motionless, as quiet as a dead thing.

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to hear the call, and as soon as he turned his direction, he stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds and came here, slowly falling down the mountain.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the monkey head with a happy face, couldn't help but smile, and casually picked up the red fruit on the ground and handed it to the monkey.

"Sun Wukong, why did you call the poor monk here?"

The monkey swallowed the fruit and threw it into his mouth, and before he could chew and taste the juice, he went into his stomach, and then said: "Bodhisattva, two hundred years ago, you came here, and told my grandson that I was about to be released, and my grandson was full of joy, but you didn't believe it, time has changed, I have been suppressed for five hundred years, why don't you remove the spell of the Five Finger Mountain?" ”

"I'm grass, if this spell is withdrawn, I won't die? Bodhisattva, you can't withdraw, you can't withdraw! Chen Li said secretly in his heart.

Guanyin Bodhisattva picked some fruit from the tree, put all of them in front of the monkey, and said with a smile: "I know that you, the monkey head, called the poor monk to come here to go out." ”

The monkey sneered and said, "Hasn't my grandson been pressed for too long, Bodhisattva, tell me, when will my grandson go out?" ”

"Don't worry, the poor monk came to the mortal world this time to let you out on the orders of the Buddha."

"What? If you agree to let me go? When the monkey heard this, his eyes were full of disbelief.

The Bodhisattva listened to Sun Monkey's unchanging name for the Buddha, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook up a hint of crying and laughing, "The Buddha said, it's okay to let you out, but you made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, which was really a heinous crime, so if you want to go out, you must do one thing to atone for your sins." ”

"Haha, as long as I let my grandson out, what's the matter? Ten pieces and hundreds of pieces were also taken by my grandson. Seeing that he had a chance to go out, the monkey naturally agreed without hesitation.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva heard this, he didn't speak, but colorful auspicious clouds suddenly rose under his feet, carrying her into the air gradually. When the monkey and fox were about to shout suspiciously, a voice like a hollow valley sounded on Wuzhi Mountain.

"Soon, there will be a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty here, he will help you remove the five-finger mountain charm, and then you can come out, but after you come out, you have to worship him as a teacher, and you will also escort him all the way to the West Heaven Great Leiyin Temple, until you get the true scriptures to complete the task."

"It's just, that's it?" The monkey was obviously a little stunned, but soon, his unruly laughter echoed in the heavens and the earth, "Haha, my grandson is finally going to be born, finally going to be born!" ”

At the same time, Wuzhishan Chen Li's voice also sounded, "Damn, Lao Tzu is going to die again, and he is going to die again!" ”