It's been an arduous journey.

Xia Xin felt that he had experienced the most humiliating and humiliating thing in the world.

He stood in front of the mirror with all the negative emotions of the strange, surprised, humiliated, perverted and other negative eyes of the clerk, and let Shu Yuewu compare.

Shu Yuewu was carrying a bunch of colorful girls' dresses, and she was happily comparing them in front of Xia Xin.

"No, no, the colors don't match."

"This one seems too big."

"This one is too wide."

"This dress is too untemperamental."

After comparing for a long time and challenging the limit of Xia Xin's shame, he reluctantly chose one.

So, when they came back to the street, the two had completely changed their appearances.

Xia Xin was wearing a pink lace skirt, the skirt was inlaid with delicate patterns, hollowed out many parts, and embellished with complex and diverse beautiful frills, as far as the skirt was concerned, it was indeed quite beautiful.

Of course, this dress alone cost Shu Yuewu more than 8,000 yuan.

Then she also wore a fashionable women's sun hat on her head, the hat was relatively large, and at a glance, she could only see Xia Xin's lips, and a pair of delicate little high heels, which was quite ladylike.

On the other hand, Shu Yuewu is wearing a coffee-colored casual sportswear, sweatshirt, sweatpants are relatively fat, completely covering her bewitching and seductive figure, wearing a baseball cap, long hair completely hidden in the clothes on the back, and a pair of matching coffee-colored sneakers.

If you look at it this way, in fact, she is still a heroic beauty, but she also made two mustaches and stuck them on her lips, with the snowy and tender skin without half a blemish, which immediately gives people a feeling of being a beautiful son, a little less charming and attractive, and a little more heroic.

That's right, the two are now "gender swapped".

Even this sun hat was obtained by Xia Xin who resisted desperately, and would rather die than give in, if he was seen in the face, how would he mix it up in the future.

After walking a few steps, Xia Xin couldn't help but ask, "I said it's almost okay." ”

"Shhhh

"I've been shopping for half an hour."

This is a severe test for Xia Xin, he is now eager to take his hat and cover his face directly, this Shu Yue Wute can torture people, the whole grinding goblin.

"Half an hour can be called shopping, didn't you just go out, shhh, don't talk too much, you have to listen to your 'blue' friends when you go out."

“…… Why don't you listen to me? ”

"It's usually usual, today is today, don't refute, today and you're a girlfriend all day, this is the punishment you promised yourself."

Shu Yuewu said and stretched out her hand to lazy Xia Xin's waist, pretending to be an old man and sneering, "Little girl, you have a disgusted look on your face, do you dare to have an opinion, Uncle Ben has prostituted you today, come, give Uncle Ben a smile first." ”

Xia Xin replied expressionlessly, "Uncle, please respect yourself, the little woman only sells herself and does not sell her art." ”

"As long as Uncle Ben is happy, the reward will be great."

"No, I don't."

“……”

The two walked around the street, Shu Yuewu muttered "hungry", and took Xia Xin to eat KFC, yes, as if afraid that people would not see it, they sat in the most eye-catching, next to the gate, and fed Xia Xin very affectionately, "Ah——, open your mouth." ”

In this regard, Xia Xin maintained an expressionless look from beginning to end, happy with Shu Yuewu.

He was thinking about another important thing, Shu Yuewu's existence is like proving that the role of talent is far greater than hard work, and hard work may not be successful, but with talent, you can succeed if you don't work hard, and it is completely meaningless to practice hard or something.

This made Xia Xin a little unhappy.

So much so that when I walked out of KFC, I was a little absent-minded.

It wasn't until Shu Yuewu pulled him, "Let's go play that", that Xia Xin came back to his senses.

At a glance, I found that it was a big sticker machine that girls like to play, and there were a couple and two girls lined up in front of the machine.

"You're kidding me, aren't you?"

How could Xia Xin agree, dressed like this, he has no face to see people, and if he takes a photo and leaves evidence of the crime, then he can only commit suicide by hanging himself.

"What's the matter, let's go play." Shu Yuewu hugged Xia Xin's arm and dragged it there.

Of course Xia Xin refused, "Don't even think about it." ”

"Go, go~~~"

"Impossible."

Shu Yuewugai hugged Xia Xin's waist and wanted to drag it, but she didn't have as much strength as Xia Xin, so she couldn't drag it.

Xia Xin resisted desperately with the spirit of preferring to die.

Finally, Shu Yuewu gritted her teeth and let go, "Okay, you forced me." ”

"Please, you're pushing me."

"Then don't blame me," Shu Yuewu lowered her face and lowered her voice, "Believe it or not, I'm shouting now, there are perverts, there are perverts who dress up as women, how many people do you think there will be around you taking pictures?" ”

Xia Xin couldn't help but gasp, "To be so ruthless?" Do it so much? ”

Shu Yuewu had a gloomy little face, "You forced me, who told you not to listen to me." ”

“…… It's not the same as what I said beforehand. ”

He clearly said in advance that he would not take off his hat, and Xia Xin accepted it, anyway, no one recognized him when he was wearing a hat.

Shu Yuewu raised her good-looking eyebrows and said proudly, "This time and that time." ”

said that he hugged Xia Xin, for fear that Xia Xin would run away.

The warm fragrance of nephrite jade lingered in his nose, Xia Xin did not have the slightest greed, he just thought about pushing Shu Yuewu away with all his might, "Hey, don't hug and hug on the street, who is the pervert." ”

"Huh? Take the hat off, who do you say is a pervert? ”

"It's not fair, why is it that a woman dressing up as a man is not a pervert, and a man dressing up as a woman is a pervert?"

Xia Xin once again felt deeply sexist.

This is simply society's malice towards men!

Shu Yuewu raised her little face and smiled evilly at Xia Xin, "I don't know, why don't we interview passers-by nearby." ”

“……”

After scolding a few words, despicable and shameless, insidious and cunning, and not counting his words, Xia Xin finally gave in.

This woman is too insidious......

The two of them lined up and went in.

Shu Yuewu did some girl's standard pouting and cute scissor hand movements, and then there was the action of coming to Xia Xin's side, the two of them were facing each other, or pouting to kiss, and the action of picking Xia Xin's chin with her index finger, "Come on, little girl, give Uncle a smile."

It's a lot of fun.

As for Xia Xin in the photo, he looked expressionless from beginning to end, either staring at the machine indifferently, or glancing at Shu Yuewu with disgust.

Shu Yuewu didn't mind either.

After the shooting, the two got a lot of photos of headstickers with different background colors, Shu Yuewu divided the photos into two parts, one person and one half, Xia Xin directly stuffed it into the nearby trash can, he never wanted to see it again.

Shu Yuewu smiled, "Be happy, today is an important day for you to become my girlfriend, even if you want to lean your head on my shoulder and be coquettish." ”

Xia Xinpi replied with a smile, "If you are naughty again, you will cry very rhythmically after 0:00 today." ”

"Are you scaring me?"

"No, I'm just reminding you."

Shu Yuewu smiled flatteringly, "I know, you won't be angry with me about this, right, Xiao Xinxin." ”

“……”

The two then went to watch a movie about love and freedom, Xia Xin didn't know what the movie was talking about the whole time, and kept his head down to prevent attention, but his clothes were really eye-catching, with the taste of a young and beautiful girl, and he frequently made people turn back.

Shu Yuewu was sucking juice while eating popcorn, watching it with relish.

It was 9 p.m. when the show came out, and the sky was pitch black.

As the crowd walked out of the cinema, a rich and mellow aroma of barbecue came to the nostrils.

Shu Yuewu touched her stomach, looked at Xia Xin with innocent eyes, and said coquettishly, "I'm hungry." ”

Xia Xin glanced at the door of the barbecue restaurant, probably because the movie had just ended, a large number of people lined up there, and suggested, "I think it's more appropriate to go back to school and eat again, otherwise the time in line may tend to infinity." ”

"But I want to eat." Shu Yuewu looked at Xia Xin pitifully, her dark and bright eyes were rippling with sparkling light, like a poor kitten who had been abandoned.

Xia Xin sighed helplessly, "Then I'll go to the queue, you can wait here." ”

Shu Yuewu suddenly smiled, and waved her hand at Xia Xin excitedly, "Okay, go early and come back early, Xiao Xinxin." ”

“……”

Xia Xin noticed that Shu Yuewu was very interested today, and she didn't want to spoil her interest, so she nodded and passed, was she really happy because she won the game?

Shu Yuewu watched Xia Xin go over and line up, feeling that there was really a huge team in front of her, Xia Xin was not the kind of person who would run up and cut in line, it was estimated that it would take a while, so she looked left and right, and stood under the street lamp next to her, so that Xia Xin could see it.

Actually, she thought that Xia Xin would argue with her on the question of "boyfriend queue or girlfriend queue" who is boyfriend today, but Xia Xin is obviously not such a stingy person, and he didn't care about her in such a trivial matter.

I thought to myself, should I be nice to him, but sometimes when I play, I have so much fun that I can't stop the car at all.

Shu Yuewu glanced at it, and easily found Xia Xin's figure in the crowd in line, she couldn't tell what it was like, she felt that Xia Xin had something different from others, and she could easily find him.

Obviously, it looks very ordinary, it's really strange......

While she was thinking about it, three boys who looked like they had come out to visit the night market walked in front of her, blocking Shu Yuewu's sight.

The three of them were a little surprised to look at Shu Yuewu's body, and when they settled on Shu Yuewu's body, they couldn't take their eyes off it.

"Do you say it's a man or a woman?"

"Idiot, how can there be such a handsome man, it must be a woman."

"No way, how can a woman have a beard."

"I don't believe there are such handsome men."

"Look at the lips, I bet she's a woman."

"Look at the hands, you also know, stains, how can a man be so good-looking, smooth and tender little hands, this is too white."

"No, no, no, it must be a handsome man, last time I saw a man who was more beautiful than our school flower, yes, I was thrilled to see it, the thief was beautiful."

"Bet."

"Cheng, I'll bet 200 yuan, man."

"I'll bet 300 yuan, woman."

A few people were already surrounded by hippie smiles as they spoke.

"Beauty,...... Or a beautiful man? Get to know you. ”

Shu Yuewu retracted her thoughts, glanced at her beautiful eyes, took a step back, and said in a deep voice, "What do you want to do?" If you offend me, you'll have to suffer. ”

As soon as the words fell, the T-shirt boy was already jumping up happily, "Haha, such a beautiful voice cliff is a woman, I won." ”

The long-sleeved boy next to him refused, "I don't believe it, how can I judge it with my voice, maybe people are pretending." ”

"So what do you want?"

The long-sleeved boy's eyes squinted, thought about it a little, showed a squinting expression, and looked at Shu Yuewu, "Hehe, I think it, it depends on whether a person is a man or a woman, other methods are unreliable, just one method is more reliable......"

The T-shirt boy asked, "How?" ”