Chapter 034: I can make up a chapter just by ordering a barbecue!
Hearing Huang Songwei's praise, Wu Ting grinned and didn't say anything more.
Mom was in a sullen state because of the violation that her father had just done, she took the menu and glanced at Huang Songwei, who was chattering with a hippie smile, and then at Nirvana and Gajiru, who were eyebrows, and then ignored Dad and handed the menu to Liu Chenxiao and Liu Nana, asking their brothers and sisters to choose first.
Liu Chenxiao asked Liu Nana to order first, and Liu Nana ordered a little less, only a few bunches of meat, a few bunches of corn and a few bunches of potatoes. Liu Chenxiao doubted whether she could eat enough.
"Why do you order so little, can you eat enough?" Liu Chenxiao asked Liu Nana suspiciously.
"If you eat too much, you'll gain weight!" Liu Nana was a little hesitant, she wanted to keep in shape and taste delicious, and finally ordered dozens of more skewers of meat under the temptation of Liu Chenxiao.
I hope I don't gain weight...... Liu Nana regretted it as soon as she finished ordering.
Liu Chenxiao's stomach was already rumbling with hunger before, and he nodded unceremoniously when he got the menu: "I want ten strings of pork ribs, ten strings of squid, ten strings of chicken wings, ten strings of beef, and ......" Liu Nana gasped when she heard this: "Brother, can you finish eating?" ”
"Rest assured, there will be no waste." Liu Chenxiao nodded confidently.
Wu Ting pursed her lips and smiled and wrote down what they ordered. At this time, Huang Songwei was still chattering: "My name is Huang Songwei, Huang is the Huang of Huang Mao, Song is the pine of Gao Xiaosong, and Wei is the obscene Wei." After saying this, Huang Songwei was stunned for five seconds and finally became angry: "Damn! Bastard author, you don't fix a chapter on me, you're upset, aren't you?! And why would I say such a humiliating thing at such a critical moment?! Go to hell! ”
Wu Ting laughed, but Huang Songwei laughed out of anger: "Hehe, you are really interesting." ”
When Huang Songwei heard this, his spirits immediately lifted up, and he tried harder to pull it off.
After Liu Chenxiao finished ordering, she handed the menu to her mother. Mom handed it to Nirvana and Gajiru. Nirvana was busy looking at the menu and said, "I want formalin." Gajiru looked at the menu carefully and said, "I want iron." ”
"Hey! I said, can your tastes be normal?! And there's nothing like that on the menu! ”
Nirvana picked up the menu and looked at it carefully, and said, "Okay, then I want ten strings of pig corpses, ten strings of squid corpses, ten strings of chicken corpses, ten strings of cow corpses, and ......."
"Fuck off! You're trying to make me lose my appetite! ”
Gajiru picked up the menu again and looked at it carefully, and said, "Okay, then I want ten skewers of iron ribs, ten skewers of iron squid, ten skewers of iron chicken wings, ten skewers of iron beef, and ......."
“…… Where is this kind of thing?! ”
"Haha, you're all so funny." Wu Ting couldn't help but laugh when she heard Nirvana and Gajiru's words. At this time, Huang Songwei was still talking nonsense.
"What's interesting? It's horror, right? ”
Liu Chenxiao hurriedly smiled and explained: "The two of them want the same as me." ”
Wu Ting smiled and wrote it down. Huang Songwei still continued to talk tirelessly.
Mom took the menu and handed it to Huang Songwei, Huang Songwei's attention was now completely on Wu Ting, and he ordered a few things at random without looking carefully.
"With so little, can you eat enough?" Mom asked Huang Songwei suspiciously. At his mother's strong request, Huang Songwei only ordered dozens of more skewers of meat.
In the end, my mother took the menu and ordered a lot. Even Dad's face turned pale with fright.
"Wife, you'll get fat if you eat so much." Dad persuaded with some weakness.
After her mother finished ordering, she directly handed the menu back to Wu Ting, and Wu Ting said with a smile: "Okay, please wait, by the way, do you need a drink?" ”
Gajiru's body shook and he vomited, "It's disgusting. ”
Mom said, "Okay, get us a big bottle of Coke and a big bottle of orange juice." ”
"Okay, please wait." When Wu Ting was about to turn around and leave, Huang Songwei saw that Wu Ting was leaving, crying and not letting Wu Ting leave, Wu Ting made a cute grimace at Huang Songwei, Huang Songwei sat up right with satisfaction, but he didn't know that Liu Chenxiao and Liu Nana had already despised him in their hearts.
How could I know such a person, it's such a shame...... Liu Chenxiao covered his face, now he just wants to make a clear relationship with Huang Songwei and pretend not to know him.
Mom glanced at poor dad and said with a smile, "You think I'm eating alone?" I know what you like to eat, so I'll order it for you. ”
Dad was greatly moved: "My wife is really considerate." Then the father glared at Liu Chenxiao fiercely, and said in a low voice: "Son, you lied to me!" Liu Chenxiao was slightly stunned and said in a low voice: "How did I lie to you?" ”
Dad glanced at his mother vigilantly, and then whispered to Liu Chenxiao: "Didn't you say that there are many beautiful sisters before?" When we came in just now, I observed, there were ten waiters in total, how could they include the three girls outside the door? ”
"Be content, Dad, you can only blame the grapevine for being inaccurate." Liu Chenxiao sighed.
Dad sighed and whispered to Liu Chenxiao, "But...... I wanted to eat barbecue while watching the beautiful women digest well, but it turned out to be ...... I can't see the one at the door who is inviting guests, and I am not interested in Wu Ting's green apple, and the remaining beauty is beautiful...... But ......"
Liu Chenxiao asked curiously, "But what?" ”
"Why did your mother choose to sit in the corner?! And why did she put me in the position of facing the wall? No matter how I do, I don't dare to turn my head to look at the crush at will! If your mother finds out, it will be repaired! Dad wiped his tears and whispered to Liu Chenxiao, "I know that there is a big beauty not far behind me, but I can't look back...... What do you call it? ”
"You deserve it, or you should do it yourself, right?" Liu Chenxiao nodded and said, "It's also possible that you can't live because of your own sin." ”
", it's a tragedy!"
At this time, my mother seemed to notice the tears in the corners of my father's eyes, and my mother wondered, "What are you crying about?" ”
Dad immediately pointed at Liu Chenxiao and shouted, "This thing got the wind oil essence in my eyes!" ”
"Where do I have any wind oil essence?! And he got his son out of the pit without even thinking about it! Throwing the pot on me after the East Window incident was something you had planned a long time ago, right?! ”
"That's right," his father, who completely ignored Liu Chenxiao's protest, rolled his eyes and thought about it, "There is a way." ”
I saw him turn his head and shout: "Waiter, please get a bottle of beer!" And a behemoth blocked Dad's view, Dad looked up in amazement, only to see a strong black man who was two meters tall grinning, revealing a row of shiny white teeth Liu Chenxiao felt that he could go and advertise toothpaste now: "No problem, sir." ”
At this time, Liu Chenxiao seemed to hear the sound of something shattering, and the source of the sound seemed to be her father's left chest.
"Did you hear that?" Liu Chenxiao turned her head and asked Liu Nana. Liu Nana nodded slightly.
Looks like that's the case.