Chapter 322: Mentally Disabled Children Have a Lot of Fun
As soon as the alarm clock rang, Xiao Yu, who got out of bed, saw the news headline pushed on the mobile phone screen - "Li Liang will start the game against Paris Saint-Germain!" β
Xiao Yu hurriedly clicked on the news, it was a very brief news: in the third round of Ligue 1 between Monaco and Paris in the early morning, Li Liang will start for the first time this season. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Xiaoyu was stunned for a long time - good you Li Liang, you actually kept it a secret from me!
She immediately remembered all kinds of clues when she talked to Li Liang on the phone in the past two days, and concluded that Li Liang must be deliberately hiding herself!
It's a shame that I'm still worried about him, Xiaoyu feels angry and funny! Looking at the time, Li Liang's game is about to start, so she will give up, otherwise she must have a strong crusade against him!
In the studio, it was already time for the pre-game introduction, Tang Meng and Lu Yue were very excited at the camera, and Tang Meng exclaimed: "I can't think of it, I really can't think of it!" Li Liang is not the first starter, and the first start is actually against the big Paris! β
Lu Yue also smiled: "Yardim, this coach is really extraordinary, his courage is definitely not comparable to ordinary people, of course, this also shows that our Li Liang is even more extraordinary."
It seems that Yaldim has a lot of ideas about this game, and from the starter, he has discharged five defenders, who should be retreating as advances, and are determined to play a solid counterattack.
Except for the two main defenders who can't play hard, Tiemoue Bakayoko and Fabinho, the attack in the midfield mainly relies on the trio of Silva, Germain and Li Liang. β
The barrage of major live broadcast websites has been opened, and everyone is shocked, but also surprisingly unanimous:
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
"My face is swollen ......"
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At Dongzi's house, Da Kui scolded again: "Liangzi, this guy, keep it secret from us!" I don't reply to his WeChat during the day! β
Chu Xianyun said with a smile: "Brother Da Kui, what if you are a fan of Paris and leak the news?" β
Da Kui's eyes glared: "Bullshit, is your brother Kui that kind of person?" I'm a 30-year-old die-hard Rossoneri (another name for AC Milan fans)!
Unless Monaco runs into Milan, then maybe I'll have to send a message to Milan, hehehe......"
Dongzi suddenly spoke, and he said leisurely: "People Milan know who you are?" Just put it aside and blow it! β
Da Kui pretended to be mysterious and said: "You don't know, the one who our country wants to buy AC Milan recently is a distant relative of mine, and I have his phone number." β
Dongzi said disdainfully: "What's the use of that?" Unless Monaco drops its own chain, Milan is unlikely to run into Monaco in the past two years. β
Da Kui said angrily: "That's not necessarily, maybe these two teams will meet when!" β
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As the warm-up between the two teams drew to a close, left-back Kurzawa, who had only moved to Paris from Monaco last season, came in and greeted his familiar Monegasque team-mates.
Bakayoko raised his hands and eyebrows in salute when he saw Kurzava, and Germain, Silva and Moutinho all saluted like Bakayoko, while the rest of the group laughed wildly.
Kurzava also smiled awkwardly: "I beg you, spare me!" β
Li Liang couldn't help but laugh out loud, and when searching for players in Paris on the Internet, he accidentally saw this famous "salute" story.
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It turned out that in the qualifiers for the European U21 Youth Championship two years ago, in the two-legged knockout round, the Swedish youth team first lost 0:2 away to the French youth team where Kurzawa played at the time.
After returning to the home field, the Swedish youth team played at a very high level, scoring three goals in a row with momentum, surpassing the overall score 3:2, and it was about to complete a miraculous reversal.
Unexpectedly, in the 87th minute, the situation on the field changed abruptly, and the French players who were almost about to give up rushed to the penalty area on the left side, and Kurzava, who followed up in the middle, received a teammate's header and made a brilliant flying fish leap to the top to break the goal, and the total score was tied at 3:3!
If the score is maintained until the end, then the French youth team will eliminate their opponents with this golden away goal.
But the ecstatic goal-scorer Kurzava was too excited, lost control, and started a frenzied taunt mode against the Swedes, who were already in despair.
He ran up to several frustrated Swedish players, put his hands on the pergola and made a "salute" gesture, shouting wildly: "Goodbye, friend, goodbye, brother!" β
As he rushed in front of Swedish striker John Guidti, who had played for Manchester City, to continue saluting, an angry Guideti pointed at Kurzawa and said: "Bastard, you'll regret it!" β
Kulzawa wanted to continue to show off triumphantly in front of Guidetti when he was pulled away by his teammates.
Then the angry Swedish team counterattacked, the ball hit the French team in the box and was destroyed off the bottom line, and the fire-eyed Guidetti took the corner kick himself.
As a result, the French team, who was carried away by the great joy of scoring just now, leaked in the penalty area, and Guidetti's high-quality corner kick helped his teammates also head the ball to score!
At 4:3, the situation changed dramatically again before the end of the game.
The Swedish players began to celebrate wildly, several players rushed to the bench of the French team and saluted exactly like Kurzava, and even the assistant coaches and substitutes of the Swedish team saluted their opponents!
Guidetti rushed to the stunned Kurzava, pointed to the score on the big screen and saluted Kurzawa in return, and laughed and said: "Goodbye, my good brother!" β
At the end of the game, the Swedish team completed this heart-wrenching comeback, and the pictures and videos of Kulzava's salute and successful revenge by Guidetti quickly spread around the world through the Internet, making him "popular" overnight.
What embarrassed him even more was that in last year's final, the Swedish youth team, which had passed all the way, defeated Portugal to win the championship for the first time through penalty kicks.
At the victory ceremony, the Swedes still did not forget the Kulzawa who had humiliated them, and they once again collectively performed this classic hand-to-hand pergola "salute" on the podium, making Kulzava's name once again a hot topic on the Internet.
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At that time, Li Liang laughed so much that his abdominal muscles hurt after reading it, and the story of this "one-minute newspaper of the world" made him unforgettable!
Suddenly, a dark shadow flashed in front of everyone, and a Parisian player came over and pulled Kurzawa away, shouting: "Levin, what are you doing with them?" β
Kurzava, who is 1.82 meters tall, was pulled and stumbled by this teammate who was half a head shorter than himself, Li Liang was secretly surprised, this person's strength is definitely not ordinary!
He looked at it and almost burst out laughing again, it was none other than Parisian Ivory Coast right-back Aurier, known as the "Mouth Cannon King", and some people said that this was a "absolutely world-class right-back from the neck down." β
Li Liang saw on the Internet that although Aurier's "deeds" were not as shocking as Kulzava, they were also "shocking".
Last season, Aurier publicly commented on his teammates and coach in a video taken on his phone on social media.
In the video, he dismissively described Di Maria as "like a puppet", said that the then head coach of Paris, Laurent Blank, the iron-blooded captain of France when they won the World Cup in 1998, was "a sissy", and that Blank "licked Ibrahimovic's whole body".
This caused an uproar at the time, and Aurier was immediately suspended indefinitely, before returning to the first team after repeated apologies and begging for forgiveness.
Watching Aurier drag Kurzava away, Germain shook his head at Li Liang and laughed: "No way, Lee, Paris seems to be keen on collecting these strange guys.
Including Ibrahimovic, and Cavani, have you heard their stories? β
Li Liang also smiled and replied, "I know everything." β
Speaking of the story of Ibrahimovic, before he left Ligue 1 recently, Ibrahimovic said in an interview: "I have helped the country a lot, and I have contributed more to France than French President FranΓ§ois Hollande......
As a result, at a press conference at the French Council of Ministers, Stephen Lefour, Minister of Agriculture, Food and Forestry and spokesman for the French government, gave an official response on behalf of the French government when asked about Ibrahimovic's remarks.
He tactfully criticized Ibrahim's remarks. "For the president of the country, his work for the country is more important, and his work has been successful so far. We need to deal with all kinds of incidents and take action on all kinds of issues that a footballer can't do. β
Edinson Cavani is a really good boy compared to the three of them, and in the 2014-2015 Ligue 1 3-1 win over Lens in Paris, Cavani scored from the penalty spot in the 54th minute to make it 3-1 for Paris Saint-Germain.
Edinson Cavani was so excited after the goal that he made his trademark celebration that mimicked machine gun fire, and the referee may have thought Cavani had provoked the home fans by showing him a yellow card.
Cavani was shocked by the card, a way he was used to celebrating, and he reasoned with the referee, only to be sadly shown a second yellow card.
In the Champions League group stage, Edinson Cavani scored a last-minute winner to help the team beat Atletico Greeks 1-0.
He machine-gun fired again after the goal, but this time he was much smarter, just running to the corner flag and shooting at the turf to vent his frustration with the red card he received in the league, and this time, the referee did not pull out the card.
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The players from both sides finished their warm-ups, everyone returned to the dressing room, and Yaldim personally explained the starting line-up in Paris, and once again put forward tactical requirements and arrangements for everyone.
In the visitors' dressing room, Unai Emery was roaring, unhappy with the dismissive attitude of the big names under him.