"Big retarded...... Do you love me? ”

After reading the number of the live broadcast room, Huang Yunshuo was instantly petrified and swoon.

Why!

I'm not mentally retarded when I step on a horse.,It's okay if the game ID is confused and becomes mentally retarded.。

Why even the abbreviation of the serial number of the live broadcast room has to tease labor and management.

Huang Yunshuo, who wants to cry without tears, has no choice, this thing in the live broadcast room is bound for life for one person, and it is impossible to apply for a second one, so let's do it.

"What kind of powerful and domineering live broadcast room name?"

Huang Yunshuo pondered for a moment, smiled slightly, and wrote the title "Those who come in are all mentally retarded".

is talking about making money, but in fact, Huang Yunshuo opened a live broadcast room, and there are other motives attached to it.

Day after day, year after year, on a small spaceship, the rooms come and go.

Often risking his life to go out on the ship, and often worrying about the lack of materials and safety issues, Huang Yunshuo believes that not only himself, but everyone on this spaceship has a demon hidden in their hearts, which needs to be released and vented!

Whether it is the playful and beautiful Ye Piaoxue, or the intellectual and calm Yu Shiyin.

Whether it is the energetic Jin Xiong, or the nourished Chen Juan Feng and Song Na with love!

That's right, his purpose in opening a live broadcast room is very simple, to make money.

The content of the live broadcast is also very rough, and it is especially meow to scold people!

Huang Yunshuo is also a coincidence.

In about three hours, it was the peak period for countless non-ecological warehouse players to go offline, and they flocked to the forums and Galaxy live broadcast platforms, and began to move around.

Because the newly established live broadcast room has a short-term recommendation opportunity, and the name of the live broadcast room is so poor, a group of people really came in.

Many anchors will limit the level of welcome to enter, for example, only audiences above level 10 and above 20 will send a welcome barrage when they come in, otherwise those big anchors don't have to live, and the chat box is overwhelming with welcome barrage.

However, Huang Yunshuo is a little new after all, so the default is that any audience will send a welcome barrage when they come in.

Welcome to lv1, the vast end of the world, my love into the live broadcast room.

Welcome lv3 fools to the live broadcast room.

It's great to welcome lv7 to eat chickens and enter the live broadcast room.

"These are all some messy names for the mentally retarded."

Huang Yunshuo said in his heart.

"Fools get out of the gram, my live broadcast room only welcomes the mentally handicapped, not fools!"

Huang Yunshuo pointed to the screen and scolded.

Idiot: "Mentally handicapped anchor, are you sick?" ”

Huang Yunshuo ignored him and continued: "It's so good to eat chickens, are you mentally retarded? Haven't been killed by the chicks just now? ”

It's nice to eat chicks: "You're retarded, it's your business!" ”

Welcome to lv4 Wild Dog Less into the live broadcast room.

Welcome lv12 cucumbers with a fishy smell into the live broadcast room.

"Cucumber with a fishy smell, you roll out the gram for me!"

Huang Yunshuo did not have the slightest sense of welcoming the new audience, and shouted to the 12-level audience.

The cucumber with the fishy smell looked confused and sent a question mark: "??? ”

"Are you mentally retarded, hit Nima's question mark, what is there to say with your mouth?" Huang Yunshuo said.

The cucumber with a fishy smell almost vomited blood, and scolded with the words: "Mentally handicapped anchor, do you have feces in your head?" ”

"Why don't you tell me to get out of the way?"

Drag the dog and ask less.

Huang Yunshuo replied: "Because your name looks like a mentally retarded person." ”

"it."

The crazy dog gasped angrily, and immediately scolded: "I'm ***." ”

"Yes, it's really mentally retarded, and everything you say is full of asterisks."

Huang Yunshuo laughed.

From time to time, new audiences will come in, and without exception, they will be sprayed with dog blood by Huang Yunshuo, and the only ones who have not been scolded will squeak while watching the play.

As a result, I was reminded by others that the emotional anchor felt that their ID was mentally retarded enough and met the title of "Those who came in were mentally retarded", so they didn't tell them to get out, and they suddenly became angry.

For almost half an hour, there were already fifty or sixty people scattered in the live broadcast room, and most of these people did not choose to leave, but stayed in the live broadcast room to confront Huang Yunshuo.

Suddenly, the fool said: "Have you noticed, the ID of his live broadcast room and "Reforge Era" is called mentally retarded, and he dares to scold us, and he is sick when he sees it." ”

Huang Yunshuo felt a sigh in his heart, and almost didn't find a crack in the ground to get into.

Just caring about others, he forgot that his ID was a serious retarded mind.

"You retarded people wait for me, there is a kind of next time, don't scare you to doubt that life counts me as losing!"

An hour was almost up, and Huang Yunshuo dropped a cruel word and slipped off the air.

"This live broadcast lasted 34 minutes, followed by 51 new people, and received gifts worth 0."

Seeing the system's downcast prompt, Huang Yunshuo was a little puzzled.

Are these people paying attention to him? In other words, is it possible that these guys will come back the next time they live broadcast?

Is it so cheap?

This relationship is good, every time the live broadcast lures a few mentally handicapped viewers, the number of people in the live broadcast room increases.

If there is a mentally handicapped person who can't think of a gift for himself to brush that kind of regional notice, such as a rocket yacht or something, it can attract more people to come, and it's all beautiful to think about.

"Hahaha, the future is bright!"

Triumphantly returning to his room, donning his hurricane helmet and entering the game.

The breeze was cool and drizzling, and it was raining lightly in the small mountain village.

Huang Yunshuo stood in the rain curtain, comfortable and didn't want to move.

Sweeping down from the mountainside, I saw that countless players were still struggling to die, and the thousands of white lights that bloomed every second were called spectacular.

Huang Yunshuo couldn't help but turn on the video, while recording this precious scene, while carefully pondering the battle situation below, there are still two chicks left to kill, you have to find an entry point, right?

After recording for five minutes, Huang Yunshuo's eyes lit up.

He rushed down the hill and kicked a chick with 10 points of blood left.

-8！

the crit!

Huang Yunshuo, who was about to turn around and run away, was shocked, and rushed up again without saying a word, relying on the advantage of long legs to trample the chick to death on the ground with one kick, avoiding a fatal peck.

Three copper coins and one chick fluff!

After getting the loot, Huang Yunshuo ran away lightly, beautiful.

"This man is so insidious!"

Immediately, players around him began to follow Huang Yunshuo's example.

It's just that the chicks with remnant blood are not so easy to touch, and their attack is 1-2 points, and their agility is not as high as Huang Yunshuo, and the result can be imagined.

"Get out of here, this chick has been chartered by our wolf-headed squad!"

Only a shout of abuse was heard, and seven or eight male players knocked the crowd away, and among them was a chick with 13 points of blood left, who seemed to be cute but was actually looking at them menacingly.

The people around them saw that they were too strong and not easy to come, mainly because the blood of the chicks was still too much, more than ten points of blood, and the bad luck was enough for them to die two or three times.