Chapter 17: Little Farts Kid

"Dog baby, don't wear pants and bare buttocks, shame!"

"Shame ......"

"Ou, shame ......!"

The pigtails on the top of his head shook, patted the yellow mud on his belly pocket, and the three-year-old little fart pouted, and said in a milky voice: "I'm not called a dog, I have a name, my name is Tuoba Hong!" ā€

"Tuo what!" A five- or six-year-old boy who looked like a child king stepped forward and pushed the little fart, "You call it a dog baby"

"Woo, I don't call a dog," the little fart sat down on the ground again, rubbing his eyes with a pair of fleshy little hands and crying, and in a few moments, he made himself a little flower cat. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"That's right, call you a dog!"

"Oh oh, dog baby~"

As he spoke, the group of children ran away.

"Ah Da, wow wow wow~" In this small alley, only the little kid was left sitting on the ground alone, with his legs on his legs, and crystal tears were rolling in his eyes.

After crying for a while, the little boy stopped, and a fragrance came into the little boy's nose, and he raised his little face, and sniffed vigorously in the alley.

"Wow, what is this, it smells so good!"

As he spoke, he patted his round little belly, and his little belly made a "grunt~" sound in response to the occasion.

"Hong'er's belly is really hungry!"

The little boy sat up as he spoke, patted the ash on his red belly pocket, and wiped it on his ass twice, before he took a step and carefully followed the fragrance to the depths of the upper child......

After walking for a while, the little boy's ears pricked up, and there was a faint sound from the source of the fragrance, and there was a faint series of strange laughter.

The little kid cleverly leaned his body against the wall, braided the sky slightly back, and the pink bun face, with a serious look, was smooth, and the fleshy little feet were up, and he carefully moved towards the mouth of the alley.

"Hee-hee, hee-hee! (This piece is mine, I just lured the man away)"

"Woo, woo! (Why, I brought it back, and I should eat this piece)"

In a small boxy alley, the translucent colorful sunlight shone down, and the little boy's eyes widened, and two strange-shaped little beasts were reflected in his watery eyes.

At this moment, the two little beasts were arguing, one of them was red like a puppy, but it had short and thick cow hooves, the two front hooves of the little beast were on the ground, the strange and wide head of the beast was attached to it, and the short and strange tail behind it flicked and flicked, making a look of ready to pounce.

"Woohoo! (You've already eaten eight, and I've only eaten seven!) ļ¼‰ā€

Opposite the red beast is a small orange monster with an even more bizarre shape, like a random graffiti in a picture, like a four-pointed star.

I saw him levitating in mid-air, and a weird laugh came out of this guy's mouth: "Hey, hee, hee, hee!" (Don't think I don't know, you secretly hid a piece of it yourself when I lured the man away!) ļ¼‰ā€

"Woohoo! (That's what the baby left for Ma Ma!) ļ¼‰ā€

The little red beast raised its face, its thick eyelashes blinking, and pretended to be righteous.

This scene landed in the eyes of the little brat, and his eyes widened, but after only a moment, he focused his gaze on a piece of brown paper between the two little beasts......

I saw a small table made of several bricks, covered with a shiny yellow paper, the source of the aroma is a boxy, snow-white pastry on this paper.

"Wow! This is the osmanthus cake that Daddy has to earn a month's money to buy! The crystal liquid flowed down the corners of his mouth, and was sucked back into his mouth by the young man, although the last time he ate it was a long time ago, but that kind of taste, the little fart still remembers, raised his elbow and wiped it on the corner of his mouth, and the fleshy little face suddenly became more flowery.

"I really want to eat it too~", the short and tender index finger poked at the corner of his mouth, the two eyeballs were dripping, and the little fart began to use his own small bag of brains.

The two little beasts in the alley are still arguing.

"Hey, hee hee hee (lie to the ghost, you ate six pieces, only to leave one for the master, you should be sent to call Hanako, lie to me and don't find a better reason)"

"Woohoo! (Then you take a bite and try it, see if I don't bite you to death)"

As he spoke, he opened his wide mouth, and the thick and dense snow-white fluff on his upper and lower lips fluttered and closed, showing the determination of the red beast.

"Hey, hee, hee, hee! (Do you think I wouldn't dare?) If Maomao isn't here, see how I clean you up! ļ¼‰ā€

The orange beast said angrily, but his expression was always so weird and funny.

Although he didn't understand what the two little beasts were saying, the little fart boy was still cautious and didn't expose himself, and he also thought about going out to get rid of these two little beasts, but when he thought of his small body, he couldn't even beat the little yellow dog in the house, so he gave up decisively.

"Woohoo! (Next time, next time I must leave it to you)" The little hooves on the right side of the red beast rested on the bricks, and the big watery eyes with beautiful contacts looked at the piece of osmanthus cake that exuded an attractive aroma, and opened its mouth to bite down.

"Hey, hee-hee-hee! (I believe that you have a ghost, so I won't let you eat it!) The two arms of the little orange beast in the shape of lightning suddenly rotated in the same direction, like a spinning top, and in an instant it hit the two bricks that were built into a stone table, and under the huge force generated by the rotation, the stone bricks scattered with a bang, and the osmanthus cake was also lifted away from afar.

I don't know if someone arranged it in the dark, but the place where the osmanthus cake fell was the head poked out of the little fart.

"Ah~~"

The little boy's face was flushed, and he looked at the pastry falling towards him, his eyes were shining with little stars, and he immediately opened his big mouth, revealing two white front teeth.

"Woohoo! (Don't!) ļ¼‰ā€

"Hey, hee, hee, hee! (Be merciful!) ļ¼‰ā€

In the eyes of the two beasts, this piece of osmanthus cake finally landed in the mouth of the little fart child.

The little fart boy was also clever, and after weighing it, he knew that these two strange beasts were not easy to mess with, so he covered his mouth on the side, turned around, and ran away with his little legs!

"......" looked at the little buttocks that were pouting and pouting in the sight, Xiao Yangge and Lothom glanced at each other, and a wave of anger suddenly rose.

"Woo, woo! (I'm angry with the baby, where is the evil barrier running!) ļ¼‰ā€

"Hee-hee-hee-hee! (See if I don't spank his ass!) ļ¼‰ā€

This little broken child, they saw it a long time ago, but they didn't care about this powerless mortal child at that time, didn't it? suffered a big loss.

When they went out in the morning, the two of them were given by Li Xiao, and they used the sealing ability they got from Arceus to seal all the strength of their bodies.

Except for being a little faster and unable to destroy their physical bodies, these two guys have almost become mortal beasts.

Otherwise, the strength of the two of them would have been in this city a long time ago, and they would have worked so hard for mortal food.

Holding Bai Huahua's little ass not far away, the two beasts could only follow closely with great grievance.

……

"Is that the carriage?"

In the alley, two men in black stood side by side.

"Just try the strength of the other party......"

"This is a deposit," said one of the men in black, his voice hoarse and old, apparently disguised, as soon as he raised his hand, while the other man in black took advantage of the situation and put his hand underneath, and at the same time several primordial coins fell into his palm.

"Jingle Bell, Ding Dong ~"

After weighing it, the original crystal coin made a pleasant crisp sound in the black man's hand.

Nodding, his figure disappeared into the darkness of the alley.

"Boss, this dock is not simple, this dock has been located at the beginning of the city's existence!"

"Really? Then this pier is part of the city."

The ethereal and tactful voice came from inside the carriage, and along the way, Li Xiao naturally asked about the history of the city, but the scar also knew everything and said everything.

"In the past, this dock was the only source of survival for the city, and all kinds of materials were allocated from this dock, and some people say that the city was the only one that had this kind of dock......"

"Of course, this pier is more symbolic than practical now, and now it is just because the city is close to the Lingjiang River, which is better than nothing......"

"Boss, you have to go and see, the river is also a scene...... Not good, the owner is careful"

Originally, it was just a casual tilt of his head, but a white light suddenly flashed in the corner of Scar's eye.

With years of experience in crawling with knives, I naturally understand that this is caused by the reflection of sunlight by weapons.

Then he saw a flash of coldness, and a sharp blade stabbed straight into the carriage.

"Little assassin, you're really looking for death!" Scar shouted angrily, but he didn't expect that under his careful and careful protection, someone could still touch the carriage so closely, until the other party took out a white blade to reveal the killing intention, and he didn't notice it.

Remorse flashed in his eyes, and at a speed that ordinary people couldn't see clearly, his left hand was actually reorganized and hardened, and in an instant, it turned into a meat blade, slashing towards Li Xiao's assassin who was about to stab.

Scar's physical strength is so strong, if this hand knife is solid, it will definitely make this assassin's body different.

Unexpectedly, the black shadow was not entangled with him, the figure flickered, pulled the cold light in his hand downward, pierced into the body of the carriage, and at the same time used inertia to retract the whole body into the bottom of the carriage, but the scar was not a weak hand, in the end, it was still on the arm of the black shadow holding the knife, and a long cut was made.

"Shhh

It was only an ordinary mortal horse, frightened at this moment, and its two front hooves were raised high, and when they fell, they rushed forward uncontrollably, and no matter how much the coachman raised his whip and shouted, he could not hold back.

"Bang!" The carriage exploded, Li Xiao's figure flew up suddenly, and the next moment it was like a shock, twisting, crossing, and in the blink of an eye, the graceful figure landed steadily on the side of the street.

Her eyes were fixed on where the carriage had passed, and as the carriage swayed, a dark figure fell to the ground.

Holding his left arm, the black figure flashed and disappeared into the crowd.

"Where to run!" Seeing that his boss was fine, Scar raised his leg and continued to chase the assassin.

"Scar, that's enough! Poor people don't chase. ā€

Li Xiao frowned, looked at the dock at the end of the long street, which was not far away, and stopped the scar who was going to pursue with a flick of his cloud sleeves.

Li Xiao's mixed-colored contact lenses glanced at the crowd huddled around and pointing.

Suddenly, she looked at the place where the assassin had fallen, and a strange aroma came from there, and the smell made your fingers flutter.

But it turned out that in addition to a pool of blood, there were several rectangular pieces like pastries scattered on the ground.

"Huh? This is the famous spot of the town pavilion in the Crisp Sky Pavilion - osmanthus cake? ā€

After receiving Li Xiao's order, he turned back, and this scarred man who had been crawling in Yiyi City for many years recognized this thing at a glance.

"Osmanthus cake?"

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ Scar, when I go back later, buy some and I'll taste it."

Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and spoke, then encouraged the Force to line up the crowd and walked to the dock without looking back.

(To be continued)