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"Young man, I see that you have a strange skeleton and an extraordinary bearing, you are really a dragon and phoenix among people, a hero of the world! There's a contract here, and if you sign it, you'll be able to make it happen in the future! The responsibility of maintaining world peace is about to be entrusted to you! ”

"General Cheng, I want to inherit the foundation of Shang Tang in the future, and maintaining world peace or something is originally the duty of the Son of Heaven, so there is no need to do more."

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"This brother, I see that your eyebrows are pregnant with purple gas, your eyes are shining, and your life is unspeakable, you might as well sign this contract, you will definitely be able to break through the barriers in front of you, soar into the sky, show your ambitions, and enjoy your life's ambitions!"

"General Cheng, I know that you are loyal to Your Majesty and want to test me, but I am really satisfied with the current situation, and I have no intention of 'making a big difference'!" Big Adventure 17

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"This strong man ......"

"Brother Cheng! You really need to change your bad habit of asking people to sign contracts everywhere! I've heard other strangers call you 'QB Cheng Peng' in private - this nickname shouldn't be a good word, right? ”

"Hmm...... Who said that? ”

"Xiao Xianchang, Li Xianchang...... This was also said last time when Wei Xianchang and General He came back to deliver the letter. ”

"Those bastards who not only don't help but make fun of other people! I'm going to stab them to death! ”

"Miss Du and Miss Ai also said the same......"

"Let those two go, and stab those cheap bastards to death first!"

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"Xiao Moran! Li Yi! You two tongue-chewing bastards behind your back! Cheng Peng kicked open the door of Xiao Moran and Li Yi's "Tianji Hall", "Get out of here and die!" ”

"If you're looking for the master number one, who has recently been taken by Alice? Master Megatron has been captured as a coolie, and it is impossible for him to appear for the time being; If you're looking for the second master, who's been watching Rose Maiden EX3D Remake these days, you might have to wait a week for him to be back online. He was greeted not by the two summoners who were speaking ill of people behind their backs, but by a Q version of the three-headed flying girl puppet, "In addition, they have a message for you, do you want to play it?" ”

"Come on, I'll hear what they have to say!"

The puppet girl cleared her throat, and then let out Xiao Moran's voice: "Cheng Peng, I've been very back, very weak, and very unlucky recently!" Someone once said that if you share your pain with your friends, you're only half the pain, so I decided to share my pain with you – you should have shared it now, right? Then my pain is only half left, thank you. ”

Cheng Peng's fists clenched and rattled, and his eyes swept around the courtyard of Tianji Hall very unkindly, frightening the puppet workers who had quite intelligence to run away.

"Do you want to listen to the message of the master No. 2?"

"Listen!" He coldly burst out a word from between his teeth.

"Cheng Peng, although I don't have an opinion on you as a person, I really hate QB. Especially if you've been wearing white clothes and gold bracelets lately...... I sincerely recommend that you see a psychiatrist, you will become a pervert if you go on like this! ”

“…… You two bastards! Wasn't it you who suggested I change into this outfit in the first place!! ”

Cheng Peng's roar echoed in the sky above the Guard Mansion, full of grief and helplessness: "What qb, qb!" I don't want to! Adventure 17

In the past month or so, Cheng Peng's salesman has made remarkable achievements and signed several contracts in one go. Di Xin's uncles Jizi and Bigan, among the four princes of the world, Nanbohou E Chongyu, three quite talented people were fooled by him to sign the god table and became the preparatory gods, plus the three signed before, the thirty-six gods have been completed one-sixth, and finally there is a little bit of success.

Encouraged by this situation, Cheng Peng went out in an all-round way at Xu Tu's suggestion, imitating the behavior in many comedies and even cross talk, using "contracts" to cover up the truth of the god watch, and looking for people to sign contracts everywhere. For a time, almost all the people in the song city who were lucky or talented were disturbed by his "commotion".

The only one who was not disturbed by the "Sao" was Ji Chang, King Wen of Zhou, and Cheng Peng himself didn't know if this King Wen of Zhou signed the god watch, it would have too serious an impact on the general trend of heaven and earth, and he didn't know if he talked to Ji Chang in detail, whether this god operator would see some flaws, so he never mentioned this matter to him.

In his opinion, although Ji Chang's current situation is not ideal, it is quite acceptable - this virtuous marquis's reputation has almost reached its peak, and no matter how high it is, it will not be high, which can be seen from the growth rate of the purple qi in his mansion.

Cheng Peng didn't think of asking Dong Bohou to come forward and persuade Ji Chang to close the door to thank the guests, so as not to let his luck continue to grow, but when discussing with his friends, someone said: "Sima Qian famously said, 'King Wen is detained and plays Zhou Yi'." Zhou Yi's book is said to have been written when King Wen of Zhou was detained, and as soon as this book is completed, he will finally be a saint king who has not been easy to come by...... If he closes his door and says goodbye, but writes out Zhou Yi, then his luck will definitely skyrocket...... What to do then? ”

Although this is just a guess, it is too dangerous possibility, after careful consideration, after all, they still dare not take risks, based on the principle of "the lesser of two evils", let Ji Chang continue to be famous.

And during this time, the plots in various places are also slowly developing.

The fierce battle is raging on the North Sea side, because of the "chaos" of the miscellaneous fish NPCs and players from the Sect and the Sect, this war is becoming more and more prolonged, in Wei Ye's words, "We feel like the US troops stationed in Iraq ten years ago, completely stuck in the quagmire!" Can't get out! ”

Chaoge's side, Jiang Ziya is setting up a stall to tell fortunes, his fortune-telling is quite accurate, and the calculation is not high, and he is very popular in the West Market, even Ji Chang, a big man, has also visited the door - the two old men are destined for fate, and they have common hobbies with each other, and they talk very happily, so they almost cut off the head of the chicken and drink rice wine to worship the handle.

The court is currently quite stable, but perhaps because of the flow of luck, many loyal and capable ministers are either sick or have something at home, because of the lack of manpower, many things have to be handed over to those who are either lacking in talent or poor character to do, causing a lot of big and small troubles, although most of the troubles can be solved in time and remedied, but after all, a lot of complaints have accumulated among the people.

And in the harem, Concubine Yang, who is pregnant again, is now the most favored concubine, whether it is Queen Jiang, Concubine Huang, or Concubine Su (Daji) are all compared to her. This vixen, who has signed the Tai Sui priesthood, is now full of confidence, and he is even more cautious in doing things, holding the principle of not seeking merit first, and his mind is on pleasing the king, so that Di Xin, who is troubled by the complexity of state affairs, enjoys the gentleness of water, and naturally becomes more and more favored.

For this situation, the queen and the two concubines have no opinion - Concubine Yang's gentleness that can drown people, they really can't learn it, and they can't admit defeat.

It seems that everything is going very smoothly.

Until one day......

"Your Majesty! Xiqi Shizi Bo Yi Kao died of illness! Xibohou, please return home! ”

Cheng Peng, who was standing at the door of the imperial study, couldn't help but raise the corner of his eye when he heard the waiter say this.

It's finally here!

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The second update, ask for a red ticket~