Chapter 118: Teacher Liu Ke
"Teacher Liu, don't sell Guanzi, tell us quickly, what kind of spell is your stealth technique?"
Wen Jie, this kid, said everything in our hearts.
Teacher Liu Ke has been emphasizing that his stealth technique is not his stealth technique.
To a certain extent, Teacher Liu Ke represents our Maoshan righteous path, so we are anxious to know what is the difference between our Maoshan stealth technique and the stealth technique called evil art.
However, Mr. Liu Ke didn't say anything, but took out three eggs from his body, but these three eggs were light green, I know, these are black eggs.
Then, Mr. Liu Ke took out a hairpin made of bones like some animal and inserted it on his head, but his unkempt hair was not plugged in after several attempts, so he simply took out a roll of transparent glue and stuck the hairpin to his hair.
How can I look so funny!
Is this stealth?
Before it was over, Mr. Liu Ke took out another whisk, which is the kind that Taoist priests often carry with him, what is this for?
Then, Mr. Liu Ke did not draw talismans or offer incense, so he closed his eyes and recited the incantation:
"Hide, hide, hide, hide
Hidden in the real martial general,
Three souls in the left palm,
The seven spirits of the right palm,
Where to hide,
Hidden in the Baltic Seabed,
The sky is overwhelming,
The earth covers the sky,
Lift away the clouds and see the blue sky,
A thousand mages can't find it,
Ten thousand mages can't be found,
All the mages came, and the thunder turned into dust. ”
Thinking of this, Teacher Liu Ke suddenly opened his eyes, picked up a black egg, smashed it, and poured it directly into his stomach, and then another one, three in a row, all of which were drunk into his stomach by Teacher Liu Ke.
Is this hungry?
But drinking eggs this time makes me want to vomit.
Teacher Liu, you are so heavy-tasted!
After drinking the black eggs, Mr. Liu Ke picked up the dust, waved it three times in the east and three times in the west, and shouted:
"Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law!"
Just listen to the last sentence "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law", and you know that this is our Maoshan technique!
Could it be that we really have stealth in our Maoshan technique?
Teacher Liu Ke then shouted:
"Incognito!"
Several of us widened our eyes, just waiting for Mr. Liu Ke to be invisible, just now Mr. Liu Ke appeared in an instant, we are very curious, Mr. Liu Ke's invisibility, is it also a matter of an instant.
But three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds......
Teacher Liu Ke did not move, standing straight in front of us.
Stealth failed!
It's embarrassing to have it!
Teacher Liu Ke was unwilling, took out three black eggs again, and did it again:
"Hide, hide, hide, hide
Hidden in the real martial general,
Three souls in the left palm,
The seven spirits of the right palm,
Where to hide,
Hidden in the Baltic Seabed,
The sky is overwhelming,
The earth covers the sky,
…………
…………
Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law,
Stealth! Stealth! Stealth! ”
shouted three times in a row, and we were like people eating melons, watching Mr. Liu Ke's one-man show.
Or a failure!
In the classroom, there was a sudden suffocation!
We're all frozen!
Just now, we were full of confidence and pride, but now we have fallen to the bottom in an instant.
The stealth technique of feelings, sometimes not working.
And depending on the situation, only one of the three times succeeded, so unreliable.
The fat man couldn't hold back, snorted and laughed.
Then, Mr. Liu Ke also smiled.
Teacher Liu Ke, you are quite relieved, you can see it!
Teacher Liu Ke says:
"Stealth is evil, but that doesn't mean it's not useless. In the hands of people with ill intentions, stealth is definitely harmful and not beneficial, but for our Maoshan Taoists, it is a rare strange skill. ”
How do I feel that Mr. Liu Ke is reversing right and wrong and talking nonsense?
This evil art is what you said, and the magic is also what you said, isn't this a contradiction.
But then Mr. Liu Ke explained:
"I emphasize once again that the stealth technique of our Maoshan righteous path is not the stealth technique of the other."
Again! Can you change the line?
"Just imagine, our Maoshan Taoist priests, lifelong and demons and monsters to deal with, full of dangers, a little careless, will have a life of worry, if there is such a spell, can let us hide ourselves, no demons and monsters can see our traces, will not greatly reduce our casualties, but also more conducive to us to kill demons."
This is reasonable!
Particularly reasonable!
It turns out that this stealth technique, which is not the other stealth technique, lies in the difference in the stealth object.
The invisibility technique in history is to hide oneself so that everyone cannot see it, and the stealth technique of our Maoshan righteous path is to hide oneself so that the ghosts cannot see it.
Wow! In the past, ghosts were unpredictable and elusive, but now we can see them, but they can't see us, so we can do whatever we want.
Is there any coaxing!
If this is successful, not to mention in the history of our Maoshan Righteous Path, even if we look at the entire Taoism, it is also of epoch-making significance, then the Maoshan Righteous Path will enter a new era!
That's it, Teacher Liu Ke's words, listening to our enthusiasm, eager to try, want to practice our Maoshan righteous path of stealth technique, although its success rate is not high, but any kind of spell is created, from continuous failure to success, this heavy responsibility, just put it on our shoulders.
But then, Mr. Liu Ke poured a basin of cold water on one of us:
"Since the ancestors, every generation of Maoshan Taoist priests have been quietly cultivating stealth techniques, but the experience of our predecessors has warned us that using Maoshan techniques to practice stealth techniques is not a good way! I failed to stealth just now, just to prove to you that when you practice stealth, don't be delusional! ”
I'll go......
We sighed......
Feelings: You just did those things so carelessly, and you were laying eggs, dusting, and beating around the bush, all to prove a wrong point of view.
That's too good to do, isn't it?
It's just that I have nothing to do and have nothing to do, so I'm full of food!
How nice it would be for you to tell us directly!
I seriously suspect that Mr. Liu Ke didn't wake up at all, this is sleepwalking and fooling us.
Wait a minute......
Just now, Mr. Liu Ke obviously succeeded in stealth!
What's going on here?
At this moment, Mr. Liu Ke was on the podium, and suddenly slapped the table, and with a bang, we immediately stood up, all staring at Mr. Liu Ke.
What's going on again!
Teacher Liu Ke unhurriedly took out a leaf from the box that had just been placed on the table, stretched out his hand, and shook it in front of our eyes, as if to tell us an idiot's question, this is a leaf.
Then, Mr. Liu Ke slowly put the leaf on his eyebrows, and in an instant, a miracle happened!
Teacher Liu Ke disappeared silently!
Gone!
In front of our eyes, it disappeared in an instant!
This......
It's that magical!
It's that incredible!
That's it......
(End of chapter)