Chapter 2 Maintaining World Peace with a Single Hair?

Strictly speaking, Leon was woken up by pain.

The physical wound on the lower back is fine, but the pain caused by the toxin is simply unbearable, as if the blood vessels are filled with sulfuric acid, and the body is slowly corroded little by little.

But the problem is that it hurts, but Leon can't die.

Expired poison?

Or did Lesting that stupid white sweet buy fake and shoddy products?

Just like the news report in the past, it was said that there was a peasant woman who drank three bottles of dichlorvos in one breath but did not die, and later a laboratory test found that dichlorvos was simply fake, and the workshop that produced dichlorvos was opened by the village chief and his brother-in-law, this product did not produce real products at the beginning, and sold fakes for more than ten years and was well received by ten miles and eight villages by virtue of its cheap quantity, and married a college graduate at the age of forty-two......

Could it be that Lesteen is also like a peasant woman, greedy for a small bargain and bought a fake?

No, no, no, Leon shook his head in his heart.

How can Lesting, a cunning and sinister little girl, be comparable to a generous and simple rural aunt, she is a beautiful snake, usually smiling at you and sweet, taking advantage of your inattention to take a bite, but it's bad!

Li Ang said with difficulty in a hoarse voice: "The more good-looking a woman is, the more she can deceive people, Zhang Wuji will not deceive me." ”

"Who is Zhang Wuji? Who is her mother? A woman's voice suddenly sounded, causing Leon to open his eyes in surprise.

What caught her eye was a young girl, although she was smiling on her face, her sword eyebrows and starry eyes faintly revealed a heroic spirit, and her long purple hair was casually tied behind her, showing a little chic.

She was wearing a white slim swordsman suit, not too new but very clean, her eyes looked at Li Ang without blinking, squatting on the table and quietly waiting for an answer.

Yes, you read that right. This girl with a refined temperament was squatting on the table without any image, and the little fairy qi that she had finally accumulated collapsed directly.

And not only is the fairy spirit gone, Li Ang snorted, and faintly smelled a hot pot smell from the girl. Well, the ...... of the spicy brisket pot

Wait, this style of painting seems a little wrong!

Li Ang is a reincarnated traversal type, and he has also lived in another world for 20 years, and he clearly knows that no one in this world has invented hot pot, could it be that this girl in front of him is a peer with him, and she is also a traverser?

"Who the hell are you?" Leon asked tentatively.

The girl replied with a smile, "I am a god." ”

Fool you!

Leon didn't believe it at all.

Although he joined the Holy See of Light and claimed to be a servant serving the God of Light, he was a staunch atheist both in his previous life and in this life. I thought that I would have to pretend after joining the Holy See, but I didn't expect that the bigwigs at the top of the Holy See were just acting on the surface, and they didn't care about the existence of gods.

The Pope once said to him that what people need is not a god, but a concept. People who don't know each other share the same belief in the "god of light", so they can immediately become partners who fight side by side.

Human beings live in reality, but they are influenced by fiction. Throughout the ages, large-scale cooperative human behavior has been based on fictional concepts.

State, religion, law, money, these are the factors that unite us, without exception, they are all fictional.

There are no nations in the universe, there are no gods, justice does not exist, and colorful pieces of paper are worthless. These are stories made up by people, and they are not objective reality, but fictional reality.

But if society wants to develop, it is not enough to work alone, it is necessary to unite everyone and cooperate on a larger scale. In this process, society will become larger and more complex, and the fictional stories that sustain it will also become more detailed and complete.

Customs, classes, infidelity, taboos, rituals, justice...... From birth to death, people are surrounded by all kinds of fictional stories and concepts, and this is culture!

Culture is like the glue that binds together thousands of individuals and families, forming the driving force for society to move forward.

So culture is important, but the content of culture is not important. Gods may or may not exist, and the "God of Light" is just a good story to tell.

Li Ang was very surprised when he heard this, is this still a foreign worldly native with an IQ of five? This opinion is so high that I have no friends!

There is no shortage of people who write stories at the starting point of the "Traverser Training Base", and the top of them is millions of collections and tens of millions of follow-ups. But the collectors of the "stories" of the country, law, money, and religion are billions, and they are all genuine, which has to be rested on a certain street writer who starts with a silver word, and it is estimated that he will have to be crazy.

If someone wants to endanger the country, violate the law, embezzle money, or tarnish religion, it is equivalent to forcibly 404 a good book that he has been chasing all his life, and then the resentment can be imagined, not to mention sending blades and bullets, even if it is not uncommon to send atomic bombs.

Thinking about the mushroom eggs all over the ground, the world where one person and one dog equipment is all picked up at the beginning, Li Ang shivered, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: It's good to brag about it, you can really do whatever you want.

He looked at the girl in front of him, and felt that the other party was also a traverser nine times out of ten, and because he had obtained a different power, he was a little unbelievable, so he called himself a god.

Li Ang shook his head and said bitterly: "It doesn't matter who you are, but I just heard that Lesting is going to set fire to this place, you should run quickly." ”

The girl raised her eyebrows and asked with a smile, "What about you?" ”

"Me?" Li Ang said self-deprecatingly: "I was stabbed by my fiancΓ©e, and there was poison on the knife, so I was dead." Leave me alone, hurry up and run for your life, if you are also from the earth, for the sake of our fellow countrymen, you can burn me some paper money during the New Year's holidays. ”

"You can see it." The girl smiled and said, "If you were to die, you would have died a long time ago, don't you think it's strange that you can talk to me for so long?" ”

"Of course I'm strange, but don't you say that there is always a return before you die? I feel like I'm just shining back now. ”

"Flashback,." The girl's immortal aura disappeared again, and she pointed to Li Ang's waist and said, "Not to mention that your two kidneys are all ruptured, the poison is even more bloody and seals your throat." Don't talk about returning to the light, even if you turn on the two headlights, you should be cool now, the reason why you are still dead now is that I am covering you. ”

Gan! Lesting, this chick is also ruthless, both kidneys are rotten, even if she doesn't die, she won't be able to take revenge in the future!

Li Ang's face turned pale, and he spit out the classic line: "Oh, I'm dripping kidneys!" ”

"Stop howling." The girl jumped off the table and said, "I can save your life, but in return, you have to do me a favor." ”

"Huh?" Li Ang hurriedly said with a smiling face: "Aren't you a god, why do you still repay the favor, you must be joking with me, right?" ”

The girl was about to speak, but she heard a cold voice suddenly sound out of thin air: "Lord Cortana, the mutton is cooked." ”

"Come on, don't steal it!" The girl became impatient, turned her head and said viciously to Li Ang: "Do you want me to save you, if you are a man, give me a happy word!" ”

The corners of Li Ang's mouth twitched, and he thought about his two rotten big waists, it was really hard to say that he was still not a man.

"I don't seem to have a lot of options." A suspicious man said with a wry smile, who wants to die if he can live, the ant is still stealing, he must be stronger than the ant. "I hope you're not too busy."

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult at all!" The girl laughed, and with a wave of her hand, she shed a ray of light to envelop Leon, and saw that the wound on his back healed instantly, and the burning pain caused by the toxin disappeared.

Leon stood up and touched his lower back, there was blood, but there was no wound, not even a scar.

"It's really good?!" He looked surprised.

"Nonsense, a little flesh wound plus a little toxin, it's not a piece of cake for the gods to make a move." The girl said proudly.

"That is, you will remember your life-saving grace." Li Ang bowed sincerely, no matter what the girl's background is, it is a real favor for people to save themselves, and it is not ashamed to bend down when they should bend down.

"Well, what did you say you wanted me to help ......?"

"Ah, that." The girl shrugged her shoulders and said lightly: "It's just a small thing, it's very simple." I want you to help keep the peace in this world, as long as there are no large-scale battles. ”

Li Anglen paused for three seconds before he opened his mouth wide and said "ah", and the word "wise" was written all over his face.

"Cortana-sama, ...... mutton"

"I'll come, I'll come." The girl panicked for a while, and hurriedly said to Li Ang: "This matter is so decided, thank you!" ”

"Wait!" Li Ang's face turned green: "You just left like this?" ”

The girl forced herself to calm down and said, "I'm in a hurry to save the world......

Save the ghost! You're just going to eat shabu mutton, I heard you!

Li Angqiang resisted the desire to complain, and said sincerely: "You see that I am alone, and the task of maintaining world peace is a bit high." It's not that I'm shirking, I don't even have a guy who can use it, do I use my mouth cannon to keep the peace? ”

"Oh, I almost forgot about that." The girl slapped her fist in the palm of her hand, took out a feather and handed it to Li Ang: "This is the feather of listening, you can maintain world peace with it." ”

Leon took the feather and looked at it, but didn't find anything special, and was about to ask, when he saw the girl waving goodbye to him in a hurry: "I'm going to save the world, in order to prevent you from being stabbed by your fiancΓ©e again, I will send you to a safe place." That's all, goodbye! ”

Leon was dumbfounded, he was still waiting for the following, that's it?

"Wait, you'd like to give me an instruction!"

Before the words fell, the white light flashed, and Li Ang disappeared.

(I saw a lot of familiar friends, thank you very much, super happy!) By the way, I ask for a ticket and ask for a collection! οΌ‰