I wasn't at home yesterday, and my brother took my pen to write his summer homework, and he didn't know that it was the magic pen I used to copy the notebook, which means that the handwriting will disappear two hours after writing. I can't imagine the teacher's expression when my brother handed in his homework today.

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Our English teacher has a bad memory (female), and one day when she entered the class, she found that she forgot to take the book, and said, "I'm really big-breasted!" As a result, I said, "Big breasts must be big first," and the class looked at me in silence.

Ay! Needless to say, I'm still standing at the school gate.

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Student A: What is the power of language? B: I don't want to copy the answer after reading it. A: What about mathematics? B: I can't copy the answer. A: What about English? B: I don't want to copy the answer after reading it, and I won't copy the answer.

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Every time I found the key to success, someone changed the lock........

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I went out with my friends during the Spring Festival, met my ex-girlfriend, was with a little white face, and said to me: This is my boyfriend. I was on fire at the time, pointing to a strong buddy next to me and saying: This is my boyfriend. Then they were not calm. shy

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1. It snowed all night last night, and the next day I went downstairs to drive and saw that the window glass was gone, and the car was full of snow.

I was particularly angry and went to the property and said that someone had smashed the glass of my car.

The property glanced at the car: Girl, can you roll up the window next time?

I...

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2. A woman had just learned to drive and knocked down a man on the road.

The woman said, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault!" ”

"No, it's my fault. Actually, I saw you 300 meters away, but I didn't have time to climb the tree. ”

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3. A: "I heard you're chasing a girl?" ”

B: "Hmm! ”

A: "Did you get it?" ”

B: "Don't mess around! ”

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4. A patient on the bed next to me whispered to me: "It's your husband who fed you medicine just now, although he looks average, he is quite considerate." ”

I sneered and said, "He's not my husband, he drove me over, so he's always taken care of me." ”

The patient was surprised and said, "Huh? Why did you hit you? Was it an accident? ”

I said calmly: "He proposed to me to take care of me for the rest of my life, but I didn't agree... ”

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5. Xiao Liu, who came to work hard in the big city, felt a lot of pressure on the top of his head, and he was bald before he was 25.

Xiao Li felt that the burden on his shoulders was very heavy, so he got frozen shoulder.

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Goku plays tricks and gets into the belly of Princess Iron Fan.

Girl: Princess, go down and get drunk with a bottle of wine.

The princess shouted in pain and scolded angrily: Do you want to kill me?

Girl: No, I'm also good for you.

The princess then scolded: "Well, what is good, that monkey is drunk, and he is drunk, and he wants my life even more."