Chapter 140: The Spell of Maoshan Technique
The fat man knocked on his pig's head and regretted:
"I knew that I wouldn't throw away my red scarf casually, and when I go back, I have to ask my grandmother to look for it carefully to see if I can find it, and if I meet an Oriental devil again in the future, I won't be in a hurry and throw our Chinese faces."
"What if you meet a Western devil?"
I asked along with the fat man's words.
"Western devils, then use Western red scarves and Western red flags."
"Fuck off, uncle, have you ever seen a foreign child wearing a red scarf?"
The fat man stopped talking, and finally we all looked at Mr. Liu Ke, hoping to get an answer from Mr. Liu Ke.
Who knew that Teacher Liu Ke also shook his head:
"I haven't met any Western devils yet, so I don't know how to deal with them."
As soon as the words fell, the fat man "snapped", slapped the case, swore an oath, and said loudly:
"From today onwards, I want to learn for the rise of the righteous path of Maoshan. As a disciple of Maoshan, it is my responsibility to carry forward the Maoshan technique, go abroad, go to the world, and subdue the demons and monsters all over the world. ”
Teacher Liu Ke looked at the fat man speechlessly, as if to say, your shameless appearance is quite the style of my year.
After a long time, Mr. Liu Ke squeezed out five words to the fat man:
"The children can be taught."
The fat man touched his head again, turned to me and asked:
"What do you mean?"
"It's for you to learn Maoshan art well, and teach you how to chase Bai Annie in the future."
The fat man was amused:
"Feelings, Mr. Liu Ke is also a temperamental!"
Temperament, you uncle!
And I can't figure out how the red scarf and the red flag can drive away evil spirits in the house.
I know that the red scarf is only a corner of the red flag and belongs to a part of the red flag, so in the final analysis, the Japanese devils are afraid of the red scarf, or the factor of the red flag.
At this time, Mr. Liu Ke spoke:
"Do you know why the Red Flag can wipe out the Japanese devils?"
We shook our heads.
Peach wood swords, cinnabar these things all contain such complex meanings, and the red flag can drive away evil spirits, so we don't know the specific reason.
Teacher Liu Ke says:
"Do you think that the red flag is just a rag dyed red? Wrong, very wrong.
The red flag represents the popularity of the 56 nationalities and the 1.3 billion people of all China!
What is this concept?
Even if it is an underworld, even if it is the presence of Lord Yama in person, you have to be a little scared.
Of course, the most important reason is that the bright red color on the red flag, which was dyed with the blood of thousands of martyrs during the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, and the heroic souls of thousands of martyrs are entrusted, which represents justice and positive energy.
After this incident, I realized that the Maoshan technique should also keep pace with the times and be constantly updated, such as the red scarf, such as the national flag, which can be used as a ghost-hunting tool for our Maoshan Taoist priests. ”
Finally, Mr. Liu Ke said to us earnestly:
"I'm old, I can't do a lot of things, Maoshan Technique needs to inherit the hard work of the ancestor and the predecessors of the past generations, and continue to innovate, keep pace with the times, and create more new spells to deal with the demons and demons of the new era. Unfortunately, time does not allow. The biggest regret in my life is that I didn't create a ghost trick. I believe that since zombies can be controlled, ghosts can also be controlled, and if the ghost control technique can be successful, it will be a big step in the history of our Maoshan technique. It's a pity that I've been studying for most of my life, but I haven't made any progress, and this important task will be handed over to you in the future. ”
After saying this, Mr. Liu Ke took his backpack to the front and unzipped it.
I thought of that sentence again, take off your pants and fart, it's too much.
I know you're going to have to take something out, so why did you pull it up just now?
Teacher Liu Ke took a look at the contents of the backpack, and we were all waiting for Teacher Liu Ke to take out some treasure from it.
Teacher Liu Ke tossed in his backpack for a long time, and finally took out seven thick books.
Surprise no!
It is more appropriate to say that it is a book, but it is better to bind the loose paper together.
Each book is different, color, size, and even new and old, but each one is as thick as five centimeters.
Teacher Liu Ke didn't read it, and distributed the books to the seven of us at will.
I got it in my hand and saw that the cover of my book was actually an ordinary A4 paper with several pieces missing, and it was crumpled, and in the middle of the cover, there were seven big characters written in the brush letters:
"Maoshan Spell Chapter".
I flipped through it and saw what was inside, and I was shocked again!
All handwritten, yes!
It's full of all kinds of spells: lightning spells, soul spells, talisman spells, centering spells, and so on.
It turns out that spells are spells.
I flipped back, and it was all brush writing, all incantations.
What should I say?
Say that Maoshan College is too poor to even print a book, and it still needs to be handwritten?
Or moved, moved by Mr. Liu Ke's sleepless days and nights, personally writing this book for us?
I looked up at the fat man's book, the cover was better than mine, at least it was plastic paper, and the book also said "Maoshan Spell Chapter", it seems that the content of our book is the same, but the material is different.
The fat man took his book, sniffed it, turned and put it in front of my nose, and said to me:
"Comb, you smell my book, why does it smell of urine? Someone can't be peeing on it, right? ”
I really smell the smell of urine.
The fat man snorted, took the book and was about to go up to Mr. Liu Ke to change:
"Teacher Liu Ke, this book stinks."
When Mr. Liu Ke saw the fat man's book, he smiled uninterestingly:
"It's okay, it's okay, after I finished writing, I put it aside and waited for it to dry, who knows if I didn't pay attention, I don't know when the little black dog came over and sprinkled a soak of urine on it. It's okay to do nothing, black dog urine is also a treasure, and it can also ward off evil spirits, which is 10,000 times better than child urine. ”
Flicker, flicker, flicker.
But it's very effective.
The fat man put the book away as if he had taken advantage of it.
It seems that the books of the seven of us are all "The Spell of Maoshan Technique", and they are all written by Teacher Liu Ke himself.
Teacher Liu Ke, this folk scientist is really different from what he does, and the books have to be written by hand.
Now that we have spells, is it time to teach us how to use them?
It's exciting to think about it!
As soon as the spell comes out, it changes in a thousand ways.
But, yes......
Teacher Liu Ke really packed his things, and the backpack, red scarf, and even the red flag were all in his hand again, which was to slip away......
Before leaving, Mr. Liu Ke said:
"The previous version of this book,A lot of the spells in it are outdated.,I can't use it.,I just re-wrote this one.,The spells are all improved and upgraded.,It's even more powerful.,In the next three days,You don't have to go to class.,Concentrate on memorizing this book.,Three days.,It's enough time for you to memorize.。
I'll go, and I'll carry it again!
After reciting "Song of Righteousness" and "The Spell of Maoshan Technique", I feel that we came to Maoshan College to endorse it.
Teacher Liu Ke was about to leave, but the fat man stopped:
"Teacher Liu Ke, if you can't memorize all this, do you still want to punish us?"
Teacher Liu Ke shook his head:
"No, no, I'm not going to punish you anymore."
The fat man looked at me and asked:
"You won't let the oni-cha teachers spend the night with us again, will you?"
I immediately understood what the fat man meant, he was afraid that Bai Annie would spend the night with me again.
Teacher Liu Ke firmly denied:
"No, this time, even if you don't carry it at all, I won't punish you again."
In the cheers of the fat man, Mr. Liu Ke, a folk scientist, took his things and left the ghost school.
But why don't I have a good premonition?
He won't punish us, so why don't I believe it at all?
(End of chapter)