But it's me, my shameless nature is commendable, and in that case, I can calmly tell others that I'm drawing a line with you.

Turning his head to look at the shrine behind him, Wood smiled wryly and shook his head, he really didn't want to go in.

Because I am so lazy in the state of sleep, even if I understand it deep down, the instinctive psychological boredom and the deep-rooted habit of procrastination are irresistible.

However, Wood actually does not resist sleeping in the state of sleep, after all, the sleep god was born from the anxiety of escaping reality through sleep, and it is normal to like sleep.

And it's not for nothing that I sleep all the time, because that's a great benefit to Wood.

The god of sleep has no followers, and is normally a nameless wild god that should have dissipated a long time ago, but by falling asleep, the god of sleep will produce a state of self-prohibition, as if some god who is about to be forgotten seals himself in search of life.

And when he falls asleep, his divine power will accelerate the warming of his soul, so Wood in the state of sleep sleeps more to preserve his own existence.

Of course......

This thing is really lazy!!

Shook his head, not thinking about the mess, anyway, he wasn't going to enter the shrine for the time being, after all, he still had to work for himself...... Count on the god of sleep to develop believers......

Wood felt that he would not hesitate to choose to self-proclaim for a few hundred years without hesitation!

"Moreover, this one named Hiroto Fujisaki is also a trouble."

Wood, who has not read the comics, can be said to have no understanding of the other party at all, and in this case, although the method chosen by the sleeping god is not advisable, it is definitely the best choice.

It's dangerous!

That man was dangerous in every way, especially now that the other party was eyeing him.

"So...... Why am I taunting him......"

If the other party really kills himself, then he should also be vigilant in the scope of the shrine in the future, after all, although the shrine can dispel demons, but there is no way to deal with humans and gods.

Although the personality changes greatly, some essences are always the same.

Gods can only exert their power if they have an artifact, otherwise even if they are a martial god like Yato, without an artifact, they are just physically superior.

But......

Whether it is the current Wood, or the Wood in the sleeping state, he has never considered such a thing as an artifact to cultivate the unmasked undead?

It's just a joke!

What's more, that kind of thing, but it will ...... Kill yourself.

……

Early the next morning, Yato ran out of the hill where the Wood Shrine was located with a worried face.

Yesterday there was too much going on, first I met a high school girl who could see me, and then I followed her to the hospital because I was worried about her out-of-body soul.

After that, he searched for the cat overnight, and he forgot about Wood.

"That lazy guy won't still sleep on a bench, will he?" The corners of Yadou's mouth twitched, this possibility is definitely not impossible.

When he came to the foot of the mountain, Yato saw the empty bench, and a trace of shock flashed in his eyes......

Gone!

Could it be that this thing got up and went up the mountain by itself?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!!

"The front is the sleeping shrine recorded in ancient documents."

At this time, a familiar voice came into Yato's ears, and when he looked in the direction where the sound came, Yato couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

Wood was seen wearing a costume similar to that worn during the sacrifice, with a ...... on his head Little Red Riding Hood, with a small flag, led the way, and behind him were forty or fifty men.

These people were dressed in different clothes, some were holding small books, others were carrying cameras, and looked at Wood who led the way with a doting face.

And Wood's ......

There is a childish and innocent smile on his face, and a smile on his baby fat little face, squeezing out two cute little dimples on his cheeks, but he can show a serious look.

It looks like a petite and cute little Shota.。

Yato: "??? ”

Who the hell is this?

The corners of Yato's mouth twitched behind the crowd, and when he saw Wood stop in front of the torii, he pointed up and said, "This is the shrine of the god of sleep, but because it is under construction, I won't take you gentlemen and ladies up." ”

"Sleep!"

Wood took the small flag in his hand, coughed twice in a pretended seriousness, and put on the posture of a little adult, causing a burst of good-natured laughter from the crowd.

I want to beat him up!!

Yadou gritted his teeth, this product is obviously using its own advantages to sell cuteness.

Wood continued, "This is a deity that we don't know, but that doesn't mean that this deity isn't worthy of our veneration. The god of sleep was a well-known good man during his lifetime, and although he was an official in the court, he has always been known for his incorruptibility. ”

"Quite trusted by the people, 654 years ago, the sleeping god was in charge of the documents, 653 years ago was appointed as the Tang envoy, not afraid of crossing the sea and dangers, 621 years ago ......"

Everyone here didn't care at first, but as Wood narrated, they all became serious one by one, some started to write, and some started the video.

Yato blinked, looking at Wood with a confused expression.

Vaguely he understood Wood's purpose, but ......

What's going on with this set of detailed information?

In Wood's narration, he actually told the birth date of the sleeping god, his life experience, and even how he died and how he was worshipped as a god, and his story is so detailed that it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a biography of a legendary person.

He even linked many historical events to this god of sleep, so that Yato, who had lived for hundreds of years and experienced it himself, couldn't find any fault with it.

“…… This is a great god, although the god of sleep is not as good as the god of Tsukiyomi, but the god of sleep has helped the uneasy human beings in the midst of war, relieved the fatigue of the peasants who have been tired for a day, and allowed the people of that era to sleep peacefully......"

This story lasted for nearly an hour, and finally Wood bowed down and said to everyone very happily: "Thank you, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts for coming to listen to me for this god discussion class, and now my hand-drawn diary can end perfectly." ”

Everyone laughed.

"You're welcome."

"yes, and we learned a good lesson from you today."

"yes, I didn't even know there was a god called the god of sleep."

"My ancestors used to live on this mountain, but I heard some things from my elders, but I didn't expect such a great god to be forgotten by us."

“……”

As the crowd dispersed, Wood smiled goodbye one by one.

When the last person left, Yato stepped forward and looked at Wood with a shocked face: "That sleeping god, is it such a great god?" ”

Wood took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and waved his hand casually: "It's all made up." ”

“……”

Yadou's face darkened: "Give back my admiration, you are a fraud, Chiguoguo's fraud." ”

"What fraud."

Wood glanced at Yato with a look of disdain: "No culture, this is called packaging!" ”

"From a commercial point of view, this is a simple setting; There is basically no difference between promoting gods and promoting goods, as long as there is a good packaging, and then consumers are ...... with a complete world view Well, the means by which believers empathize is the foundation of the foundation. ”

"Human beings are easy to deceive creatures, as long as you spend some money to go to an Internet café, record some videos, probably sell cuteness, and then send the video to the editors of those small websites, if you can't find news, they will be happy to help me do free publicity, after all, they don't care if the news is true or not......"

“…… What are you doing? ”

The corners of Wood's mouth moved, and he asked as he looked at Yato who was lying on the ground.

"Sleep-sama, go ahead, I'll take notes!"

……