Chapter 552: My name is Red Blood Mulan
"You think too much, I didn't go back to Dongdao, one is for the Yang God, and more importantly, I didn't have the money to go back." Takebe Siren covered his face and said.
Nie Yang and Mercury were shocked, and Wubu Siren was very dissatisfied and said, "Isn't it just playing games, why don't you lend me money, you don't have a serious job, so you can't be trusted?" I'm not an otaku, I'm also social, although they're all friends in the game, but they're also friends! ”
Nie Yang suddenly understood, if he wanted to return to Dongdao, he could only borrow money by asking his friends, and Takebe Siren estimated that because he didn't work playing games, he didn't have trust among his friends, and all his friends shirked it.
In the East Island, otaku are despised.
Nie Yang sighed deeply, he couldn't imagine that the dignified head of the Dongdao District Guild Federation had really fallen to this point.
Wube Siren folded his hands on his chin and said: "I didn't say it in advance, since I said my business, I hope the two of you don't hide it, I'm afraid the two of you are not ordinary people, you know where the true identity of the Yang God once lived, and you know the game so well, through a little clue, you can speculate so many things, and you are definitely not an ordinary person in the game." ”
It's not good to be exposed!
Nie Yang took a deep breath and said, "Since President Takebe is so honest, I won't hide it, I hope that Mr. Takebe will follow what he just said and don't bring the hatred of the game to reality." ”
"Of course."
Takebe Siren nodded and said.
Nie Yang first pointed to Mercury and said: "This one next to me, Mr. Wubu is also very familiar, and it can even be said that there are several sides, she is Aiyang President Mercury." ”
Takebe Shiren said: "President Mercury is famous for his beauty in the game, and even we have many fans of President Mercury in our Higashijima District, but I didn't expect President Mercury to be more beautiful in reality. ”
Mercury nodded slightly and said, "President of the Martial Arts Department, I've always wanted to meet you. ”
Takebe Siren said with a smile: "It's an honor to be remembered by beautiful women. ”
Then, Wubu Siren turned his head to look at Nie Yang, his eyes shining.
"The one sitting with Mercury, isn't it?"
Nie Yang nodded affirmatively and said, "It's still seen by you, yes, just like you guessed, I am the vice president of the famous Aiyang Guild in the game, Red Blood Mulan." ”
Mercury looked at Nie Yang in shock, Wubu Siren was stunned for a moment, and then thought about what kind of vegetable the red blood Mulan was, and when he looked at Mercury, he suddenly thought of something, and Wubu Siren was also frightened all of a sudden.
"Wait, no, you're not a woman?"
Nie Yang secretly said in his heart: Brother Red-blooded Mulan is sorry.
Wube Siren covered his head and waved his head, calming down the strange feeling in his heart and said, "This is a bit wrong, according to our investigation of one of the three major guilds in Huaxia, the Aiyang Guild, the vice president of the Red Blood Mulan is a woman?" ”
Nie Yang spread his hands and said, "Did I say that I am a man?" ”
Takebe Siren slapped the table and said: "Sir, you are going too far, I almost told all my own affairs, you are actually teasing me, your voice and behavior, no matter how you look at it, are men!" ”
Nie Yang looked up at the sky and said: "I didn't lie to you, I used to be a woman, with a beautiful face, and I could be loved by men, until I was hit by an arrow in the knee later, my voice and gender changed, and from then on, I no longer dared to show my true face." ”
Takebe Siren said: "I'm sorry, I reminded you of bad memories, no, no, no, you're lying to me, you got an arrow in the knee, how can you become a man!" ”
Nie Yang waved his hand and said: "Wubu Jun, you don't understand Chinese culture, Chinese culture is broad and profound, has a long history, has a cultural history of 5,000 years, the country of China is more magical than you imagined, there are fifty-six decimal nationalities in China, one of which is a decimal nation, as long as the knee is shot, it will change from a woman to a man, I am a person of this minority nation." ”
Mercury said in a serious nonsense: "The country of China is very magical, some special races are not strange, fifty-six small ethnic groups have their own special abilities, and the more famous one is the Miao Gu poison." ”
Wube Siren sighed: "I see, Huaxia is really a magical country, and even this magical race exists. ”
Now Wube Siren imagined in his mind that all the fifty-six decimal ethnic groups have special abilities and exist like human beings, and in the darkness of China, ordinary people can't see the place, and the minority ethnic groups are secretly fighting each other, or maintaining peace in China.
This resident who was poisoned by the East Island comics to the deep East Island has a picture of a power war between fifty-six decimal nations in his mind.
If there are brothers of the minority nationality and see the picture of the fantasy in the mind of Takebe Siren, they will definitely say: I am a fake minority nationality.
Haitang complained: "What kind of anti-human and inhuman race is this, if there is such a race, it has long been caught and sliced and studied by major countries." ”
Nie Yang nodded seriously and said, "So, the above is all a joke. ”
Takebe Shiren was surprised and said, "Nani? ”
Nie Yang spread his hands and said: "It's true that I am a red-blooded Mulan, but if you are hit by an arrow in the knee, you will become a man, this strange race does not exist, and we do not exist in Huaxia. ”
Wube Siren asked back to the previous question and said, "But isn't the red-blooded Mulan a woman?" ”
Nie Yang said, "You should know the shemale number, right?" ”
Of course Takebe Shiren knows the shemale number, speaking of which the East Island is also the owner of the shemale number, the "shemale number" in reality abounds, and the three major evil arts in Asia are not blown out, as the East Island that has mastered one of the evil arts, there are many shemale numbers.
"I'm the Shemale."
"Impossible!"
Takebe Shiren vetoed it.
Hearing Nie Yang say that kind of weird race, Wube Siren didn't veto it so surely, because Wubu Siren didn't know the country of Huaxia, in the eyes of all countries in the world, Huaxia is a mysterious and magical country, maybe there really exists that kind of weird race that will be transformed with an arrow in the knee.
But the things in the game are very well understood.
Takebe said: "There is no shemale number in the game, and the gender of the character is based on the original gender. ”
For the safety of the game environment and to prevent fraud in the game.
Nie Yang said: "I was in the game, and after completing a very interesting task, I became a female image and voice, which I personally liked, so I didn't change it back." I think Mr. Takebe can also understand that like the games I used to play on the computer, it is a very perverted thing to be a man for half my life and watch a man's ass run. ”
Wube Siren was silent, and Nie Yang said: "There are many magical tasks in the game, and no one dares to say it until now, and all the tasks in the entire game have been opened." ”
Mercury continued, "Mulan is right. ”
President Aiyang was so sure that Takebe Shiren had to believe it.
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