Confucius has clouds, out of context for a while, the whole family crematorium!

So Leon is rightfully tragic.

He was asked to tell a piece of Journey to the West every day to offset the "rent", and the black green in his left eye was the end of refusal.

It was Elena's eye-sealing hammer, and this girl had more strength after she was full, and Leon lifted a stone and shot herself in the foot, and often regretted it in her heart.

But although Journey to the West is wonderful, you have to eat a full stomach to listen to it. Elena has been pouring food from the bamboo forest with her children recently, and she has been busy for most of the day, although she is tired, but looking at the dried bamboo shoots and the dried bamboo rat meat hanging on the branches, everyone has a happy and satisfied expression on their faces.

Whether you want to go to the "farthest place in the universe" or pay the blood debt to mankind, you must live first. No one can talk about ideals hungry, and there have been before, but the grass on their graves has changed three times.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the children ate a monotonous but full hot meal, listening to the whimsical Journey to the West, and the so-called beauty was nothing more than that.

Just like when Li Ang looked forward to the cartoons such as "Dragon Fighter", "Ghost God Boy" and "Night Dragon" that started broadcasting at 6 o'clock, the children also looked forward to a short piece of Journey to the West every day. It's just that Leon has changed from a viewer to a narrator now, from a viewer of the scenery to a landscape in the eyes of others, and the culture from the earth is also quietly spreading, accumulating strength to change the world.

The days are getting better day by day, and the story of the monkey continues.

The content of Journey to the West is compact, Wu Chengen is also full of discipline, and he has not yet learned the magic of "water word count", each time it changes endlessly, and the information is very rich, so that the children and Elena are fascinated and addicted to it.

The second book said that the great sage finally got the name "Monkey King", which has been passed down through the ages, and Lezhi turned three somersaults on the spot, learned some language and politeness with his brothers, and gradually became more human. After day after day, I finally waited for the Bodhi ancestor to ascend the altar and start preaching.

Everyone cheered, not only lamenting Sun Wukong's hard work, but also envying him for learning the art of immortality, all of which turned into expectations for the following, and they were so anxious that they scratched their ears and cheeks.

Seeing Elena Gababa's pinching fingers, Li Ang's eyes ached, and he didn't dare to sell Guan Zi anymore, so he continued:

It is said that Sun Wukong heard the Bodhi ancestor preaching, and danced with his hands and feet as excited as a child, but the Bodhi ancestor was displeased.

The old man asked with a dark face: You are dancing wildly, have you listened to what I have to say? Wukong stretched out his hand: When I heard the teacher's wonderful sound, I couldn't help but be happy, and I hope that the master will forgive me!

This question and answer not only shows Wukong's flexible mind and ability to adapt to changes, but also reflects his cunning and cunning character of monkeys in the mountains and forests, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone. However, the children value Wukong's ability to evade responsibility and excuse themselves more, and many little ones nod their heads again and again, exclaiming: "Wonderful, wonderful!" ”

Then those unlucky children were directly suppressed by Elena with old fists.

But Bodhi Ancestor doesn't think so, he obviously prefers Sun Wukong's naughty and mischievous type to other disciples who follow the rules.

Just like when Li Ang was in his first year of high school, he changed the beautiful homeroom teacher who had just graduated from college, this sister announced in public at the class meeting that she likes naughty students the most, because the more naughty she is, the smarter she is, and the more promising she will be when she grows up, so she lets the boys and girls in the class be naughty and mischievous casually, and she will never be angry.

Li Ang's class was called a cheer at that time, only feeling that he had met the master of the blue sky, and the beautiful head teacher was very pleased, feeling that he had laid a solid foundation for a good teacher-student relationship, as if he had become an excellent teacher, a spiritual gardener, giving speeches everywhere, publishing books on TV, and directly embarked on the peak of life...... As a result, within two weeks, the sister ran away crying, and it was said that she didn't even ask for half a month's salary, so she left school and went straight to the train station to go back to her hometown to sell pancakes and fruits.

Don't do porcelain work without that diamond, not to mention that naughty is naughty, smart is smart, the two are not the same thing at all. Besides, children who play with each other regardless of importance and don't know how to observe words and feelings, how high can their IQ be?

Fortunately, Bodhi Ancestor really has a diamond, and Wukong also knows how to stop in moderation. Xiaoxiao patted his ass and apologized, which fulfilled his great creation in the future.

Bodhi Ancestor asked Wukong what he wanted to learn, and Wukong politely said anything. But Bodhi Ancestor said all kinds of methods, but Wukong always shook his head and said that he didn't learn.

Isn't this a human being?

Bodhi Ancestor was really angry, and knocked him three times on the top of his head with a ring ruler, and he was so angry that he walked away with his back.

As soon as they heard this, the children became worried about Sun Wukong. A child lamented: "I think the sleeping skill in the word "quiet" just now is very good, you see that the young lady has been sleeping." ”

"No, no, no." Another child said: "Didn't the Bodhi ancestor say, then it is the same as the kiln adobe, it is okay in normal times, but once the heavy rain pours, he will be indiscriminate." ”

"You mean that the young lady will not wake up like everyone else?"

"I didn't say it, it was Bodhi Ancestor who said it."

"I don't believe it, Miss is so powerful, she's ......"

"Ahem!" Elena interrupted the conversation with a sudden cough, and glared at the two children fiercely: "Miss's affairs can also be discussed in front of outsiders?" I think you two owe it to clean up! I think the ring ruler that Bodhi Ancestor used just now is quite good, do you two want to try it? ”

"Don't, don't ......," the two children shook their heads repeatedly.

Elena looked at Leon again as if warning, and Leon raised his hand in surrender and said, "I didn't hear anything. ”

Although this mysterious "young lady" has never appeared, it seems that she has a high prestige among Elena and the child, and she has a faint meaning of protection in her mouth. If he, an outsider, doesn't know how to dig deeper, he may have to eat Elena's eye-sealing hammer again.

Leon is not shaking, and the pain of the flesh does not make him feel tax evasion; He's not a gossip fanatic, and he's not interested in other people's secrets, and even if Elena wants to talk about it, he doesn't necessarily want to hear it.

Sweeping these thoughts out of his mind, the monkey's story continues.

It turned out that the Bodhi Ancestor was preparing to open a small stove for Sun Wukong, and hitting it three times was a hint. And Wukong lived up to expectations, read the hint, and went to the Bodhi Ancestor's room from the back door, and the children who had been worried that the Monkey King would not be able to learn the ability were relieved.

So the Great Sage became the first person in history to go through the back door...... Monkey, after making an ulterior PY transaction with Bodhi Ancestor, he learned seventy-two changes, and learned the secret method of somersault clouds, one somersault can travel 108,000 miles, the legendary Didi hitting clouds.

As soon as these two magical powers came out, the children jumped up and down excitedly, as if they had learned it not because Sun Wukong had learned it, and a few little guys had really turned somersaults.

But Wukong is a monkey in the end, although he has learned great magical powers, he is still arrogant and unrestrained. One day, he turned into a pine tree in front of his brothers, was discovered by Bodhi Ancestor, and was finally expelled from the door.

Wukong wept and did not stay away, and the Bodhi Ancestor sighed and said, "I asked you what kind of spirit and what kind of pine tree did you become?" This work, is it good to show off in front of people? What if you see someone else and don't ask for it? When others see that you have, they will ask you. If you fear evil, preach him, but if you do not preach him, you will do harm, and your life will not be saved. "In the final analysis, it is still teaching Wukong the truth of how to behave in the world, although it is stubborn, but the heart is simple, and now he has learned supernatural powers, which is no different from the boy Huaijin in the city, the open gun is easy to dodge and the dark arrow is difficult to prevent, and there are many ways to harm people, compared to the sword, the human heart is the most sinister thing.

The children and Elena were sighing, but they heard a deep voice sound: "It's good, I don't have what others have, and others don't give it, so naturally I want to grab it." What I have that others do not have, others will come and rob me. This world is originally a fucking world of snatching and grabbing! ”

Everyone turned their heads, but saw a tall and thin man standing at the mouth of the valley, with sharp horns on his head, it was the horned demon Luo Ken who had stunned Li Ang and went to hunt Thunder Tiger before.

His left arm was empty, and he was replaced by a small cloth bag in his right hand, which contained brown rice mixed with stones.

"Lorcan, your arm?!" Elena hurriedly stepped forward to check.

"Out of the way, a little injury." Lorcan smiled openly, losing his arm and becoming disabled didn't seem like a big deal to him at all. He handed the cloth bag to Elena, looked at the meaty dinner in the children's bowls, touched his head and grinned, "I thought you were waiting for me to come back and save my life, but now it seems that I am self-inflicted?" ”

"No, Loken, we've always been ......"

Elena was halfway through her sentence when she was interrupted by Lorcan. The tall, thin horned demon who had lost an arm looked at Leon and asked, "If you're not mistaken, you got these things, right?" ”