"Weirdos, everyone run!"

"Quickly notify the Hero Association that there are strange people in City Z."

The martial idiot was walking on the street, thinking about finding someone to ask for directions, when suddenly, the people on the street shouted in horror, and then rushed away like a low tide, and in a few moments, the streets became empty.

"Wow, you damned humans, didn't you look down on me before? Say I'm a programmed ape, say I'm a dead otaku, say I'm unproductive, hum, feng shui takes turns, and it's finally my turn to oppress you. ”

In an office building on the street with the sign "Microsoft Technology Company", a "computer" rushed out, the limbs of the computer man are as black and slender as stickmen, composed of four wires and network cables, the head is a computer, the facial features are all in the computer, and the voice is also an electronic sound synthesized by the computer.

"Emergency Evacuation Notice, Emergency Evacuation Notice, there is a strange person in Chaoyang Street in Z City - a computer person, the level is tiger, please evacuate nearby residents as soon as possible."

"Repeat, emergency evacuation notice, emergency evacuation notice, there is a strange person in Chaoyang Street in Z City - a computer man, the level is a tiger, please evacuate nearby residents as soon as possible."

After half a ring, the weirdo siren in the center of Z City unexpectedly sounded, sending out an alarm message that the computer man appeared.

"Hey, there's another guy here who didn't run." The computer man wandered in the empty streets, and suddenly found the same wandering martial idiot, he stopped in front of the martial idiot, and pointed at the martial idiot arrogantly: "Hey, human, I was originally a programmer, and I became a computer man because of your discrimination, I want to kill all you bad guys!" ”

Wu Idiot frowned slightly, "Get out, I won't kill the nameless." With that, he turned around and prepared to bypass the computer man and leave.

"Look down on me? Ignore me? You human beings, you just don't know how to repent, you are self-righteous, I hate you, I will kill you all, and the world will be pure. ”

The Wu idiot's understated tone stung the computer man's fragile heart, and he was furious, and the wire arm flicked violently, making a muffled sound in the air like a whip, and then swung towards the Wu idiot with a sharp sound of breaking the air.

The computer man gritted his teeth and glared angrily at the martial idiot, "Die, bad guy." ”

Wu Idiot glanced at it lightly, and raised his palm slightly, ready to fight back.

"Be careful."

At this moment, a yellow figure suddenly appeared in the corner of his eye, and the yellow figure rushed over as fast as lightning and punched the computer man.

Bang!

After a muffled sound, the computer man's head was suddenly opened by a punch, the slight electric current flickered, and he fell weakly, and he didn't even have time to say a last word before he died.

The martial idiot looked at the person with blazing eyes, who was wearing a yellow low-performance hero costume, a white cape, red boxing gloves and rain boots, and the most eye-catching thing was a braised egg head, and the bare head reflected the bright sunlight.

That's right, he's Saitama.

"Eh, what a coincidence, you can meet strange people when you go out for a walk and eat." He shook his fist gloves, shook off the crumbs of the computer man's head, and looked at the sunny sky, "Well, it's a good weather today, do you want to eat cabbage hot pot at night?" ”

The martial idiot observed Saitama for a while and said, "Hey, do you know how to get to the Tsuru Martial Arts Dojo?" "This person has a bit of strength, he should know the address of the famous Tsuruwu Dojo!

Saitama looked at the martial idiot suspiciously, "Tsuru Martial Arts Dojo? He thought for a moment and said, "You go all the way down the street and turn left, then you go all the way down the street and turn right, then you go all the way down the street and turn left, then you go all the way down the street, come to the road and stop a taxi and tell the driver that you're going to the Tsurubu Dojo, and he'll take you there." ”

Wu Idiot frowned slightly, stared at Saitama, half a sound, Fang Leng snorted, "You are glad that I don't kill the nameless, otherwise, you are already a cold corpse." ”

As the words fell, he waved his hand and walked away in a dashing manner.

Saitama looked blankly at the departing martial idiot, shook his head and said to himself, "What a weirdo, forget it, don't care about him, the world is big, and the supermarket sale is the biggest." ”

Thinking of the supermarket sale, he raised his eyebrows, and the whole person disappeared suddenly, and in an instant, he was a hundred meters away.

……

Putting aside the matter of martial idiots for the time being, in the Banggu Dojo.

Bangu's temptation to test the king is still ongoing.

In their spare time, Banggu and King have been engaged in tragic battles, turning over flower ropes, bouncing glass balls, hide-and-seek, etc., all kinds of ferocious battles handed down from ancient times.

It wasn't until the news that the famous martial arts dojos in Z City, the Xuanhe Dojo and the Turtle Martial Arts Dojo, were kicked out of the gym by martial arts idiots, and the news that their respective heads were hunted one after another stopped this crazy competitive duel.

"Damn!"

When Banggu heard the news, his face instantly sank, and he strolled back to the house with his hands behind his back.

The next day, Banggu went down the mountain alone, personally chased and killed the martial idiot, and vowed to arrest the martial idiot, the scum of the martial arts world.

Without Banggu, King's life returned to tranquility, and in the morning he was "moved" by Cha Lanzi's diligent spirit of smelling chickens and dancing, and played a set of Tai Chi by himself, and then went back to continue sleeping, and was woken up by Cha Lanzi at lunch, he walked around the dojo after eating to eat, and then went back to continue sleeping, and got up to eat again at dinner, accompanied Banggu and Chalanzi to chat for a while, and then went back to continue sleeping.

It's a very pleasant little life.

The only thing that bothered him was that after so many days of the system, there was still no movement, and he waited anxiously.

On this day, King's life is still in order, getting up in the morning to eat breakfast, then watching Chalanzi boxing for a while, and then sneaking to the backyard of the dojo, putting on a posture and playing Tai Chi without hurry.

Time gradually passed, the sun rose on the mountain, the morning glow was charming, reflecting the entire dojo, king bathed in the sun, and pushed and pulled Tai Chi step by step.

Mustang Mane ...... Twin Peaks Piercing ...... Huh-haha!

At some point, a young man crept up behind him and watched him box.

After a long time, the young man narrowed his eyes and said coldly: "Your useless fist technique harms others and yourself. ”

"Huh?"

King, who was boxing, was stunned when he heard this, and after a few seconds, he realized that the other party was looking down on his Tai Chi, and now he was not happy, Banggu couldn't look down on it, and he couldn't look down on a cat or a dog at random, my dignified Chinese magic skills were so unbearable?

"This little brother, which side is cooler."

King waved his hand to drive people away, and by the way, he showed his appearance to the other party, well, after you know my identity, do you dare to underestimate my Taijiquan.

Who knows, the martial idiot stared at King, and said coldly: "You are glad that I don't kill the nameless, otherwise, you are already a cold corpse." His cold eyes exuded a vast murderous aura, forcing King to be full of excitement.

King was dumbfounded, did you float or did I not move the knife? This is the first time that someone has made a big fuss after seeing his appearance, and alas, it seems that I am not known to everyone!

It's really a bad situation right now, the system is unreliable, the reputation can't be sustained, the other party is still murderous, and the dead otaku who fights the five scum can't afford to be hurt.

What to do? In such a tricky situation, you can only rely on mouth cannons.

Half a second later, a faint sadness floated in King's eyes, and he was ...... Not good at words.