"The answer is white."

“？？？ Why? Rafia replied with her head covered, a little incredulous.

Nie Yang sneered and said, "What kind of genius of the elf clan, the young lady who is still thirty years old, I will answer this question when I am a teenager." ”

Rafia said excitedly: "Impossible, this is an unreasonable question, my answer is not wrong, there can be no more reasonable answer in the world." ”

"Then you hear clearly, h = 1/2 g times t and then multiply t (that is, gt squared) h is the height g is the acceleration t t is the time substitute data to calculate the acceleration g is 10m/s but the object is usually the acceleration g is 9.8m/s Only the north and south poles can reach 10m/s So this bear is in the north and south poles, there is because there are no bears in the south pole, so this bear is in the North Pole, and there is only one kind of bear in the North Pole, called the polar bear, which is white."

Raphia said with a confused face, "What did you just say, what kind of symbols are they, magic terms?" And what kind of bear is a polar bear? ”

Nie Yang sighed and said, "Physics formula, you can't be a famous elf genius, you don't even know physical formulas, right?" ”

Nonsense, a world setting of magic high says physics?

It's like talking about magic in the real world, people will just think you're crazy.

Of course, Rafia didn't know, panicked for a while, heard the words of contempt, and immediately got angry and said: "Of course I know, how can I not know, isn't it physics, it's similar to law, I know." ”

Nie Yang nodded and said, "Ask a simple junior high school physics question, which can be answered by children over the age of fourteen in the human world." There is an inlet pipe and a drain pipe in a swimming pool, and it takes 5 hours to fill a pool of water, and it takes 5 hours to open the inlet pipe alone; After draining a pool of water, it takes 8 hours to open the drain pipe alone. What is the pool buoyancy after 10 hours? ”

"Wait, what is buoyancy, why do you have to open the water inlet pipe, you have to open the drain pipe, how much water is not cherished, and what the hell is the swimming pool, and why do you calculate buoyancy in the end."

Nie Yang spread his hands and said: "Physics questions never pay attention to logic and reason, but there must be logic and reason to write out the process. ”

Rafia covered her head and said, "Human children are so terrible, how did you grow up, are all human beings crazy when you received this kind of unreasonable education when you were a child?" ”

The corners of Effie's mouth twitched and said, "I'm afraid there aren't many people in human beings who can answer these questions, right?" ”

Nie Yang looked up at the sky and said, "It's hard to say, anyway, out of fifty people, at least thirty or forty people can answer." ”

"Humans are terrible creatures."

The people who have problems have nerve problems, the people who teach have brain problems, and the people who learn the questions are crazy, and those who can get high scores in the exam are even more crazy among the crazy.

The elves present couldn't help but think so, the humans in front of them were all ordinary people, they were all magicians, and they were more or less contemptuous of the ordinary humans in front of them, and the arrogance of the elves was integrated into the blood, and they could talk to Nie Yang and Esenlik on an equal footing, just because the two of them had a very special identity from the beginning.

But Nie Yang knew in his mouth that human beings had to learn this kind of unreasonable question when they were teenagers, and he couldn't help but be in awe.

Effie couldn't help but think in her heart, if she studied these questions, I am afraid that it would not take half a year to go crazy, and the profound magic mysteries at least have logic and reason, which are not reasonable at all.

Facing the respectful gaze around him, Esenlik turned his head away.

It feels like he's a fake human.

Anyway, he couldn't answer any of the questions Nie Yang said, but it was not easy to dismantle Nie Yang's platform, Eisenlik secretly made up his mind that he must study hard after he went back, and he could not let mankind be ashamed.

Nie Yang spread his hands and said: "Three questions, you answered two questions incorrectly, and the last one should not be asked, but this is really boring, do you want to give you a chance, answer the last question, it will be regarded as your win, but if you lose, three years will increase to five years." ”

Driven by a competitive spirit, Raphia immediately replied, "Come then!" ”

"Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong go to school at the same time, Xiao Ming's walking speed is 100 meters per minute, Xiao Hong's walking speed is 300 meters per minute, Xiao Ming walks for an hour first, may I ask how much work Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong did when the two met."

After thinking for a long time, Rafia finally lowered her hands and said, "You won, I will work for you for five years, but now the elves have a task, after the crisis in the human kingdom is resolved." ”

"Of course there is no problem."

Rafia rubbed up and asked, "What other questions does the forest sage have besides physics?" ”

"A little bit of everything."

Raphia clenched her fists and said, "Can you change to other problems, I'm just not good at physics, but other problems can definitely be crushed." ”

"You.... Sure? ”

Challenging the essence of China's 5,000 years to gather an exam-oriented education, isn't there something wrong with your brain?

You must know that there are a bunch of crazy people who don't do anything, and they think about what kind of perverted problems they use every day to embarrass young people.

The old sailor shouted, "It's time to get on board." ”

"I'll test you on the ship."

The preparations were completed before the departure, everyone boarded the ship, this time the elf continent trip Nie Yang gained a lot, a cabin of wood, and a lot of elf troops, and before the boat, he also gave a Lori who knows space magic.

The journey to the Elven Continent is over.

"Let's get started."

There's nothing to do on the boat, I'm idle and idle, continue to test this genius Lori, physics can't be asked, just ask mathematics, after the math genius Lori also gave up, Nie Yang asked chemistry again, and the genius Lori was speechless.

In the thirty years since Rafia was born, he has always thought that he is a genius, and he can learn magic almost immediately, and only the most difficult spatial magic can arouse some interest, but in front of Nie Yang's rich knowledge stock, he feels that thirty years of life have been learned in vain.

Nie Yang thought it was quite fun at first, suppressing the genius Lori's sharpness, and he didn't have to look unconvinced in front of him in the future, but there was nothing fun in the back, and the two sides were not on the same level at all.

It's not that Lori is not a genius, in fact, what Nie Yang said, Lafia not only remembered, but also drew inferences, mainly because the knowledge system was different, and she had the heart to fight at the beginning, and then it became purely for fun.

Due to the idleness on the ship, not only Rafia participated, but also the various mages of the elven clan, as well as Esenlik, and said that they should study hard.

After a round of questions, everyone in the elf clan looked at Nie Yang shining, to say that it was because Nie Yang saved the forest before, and he was called Nie Yang Forest Sage out of respect, in fact, the elves felt that Nie Yang couldn't bear this title, and now they felt worthy of it from the bottom of their hearts.

Nie Yang used his knowledge to win the respect of the elves, and Rafia was even more respectful of the master.