"Ah~~~"

A soothing cry came from Wood's mouth.

He could swear that he had never felt so comfortable in his life to take a shower, eat a full meal, and lie on the couch.

"What have you been doing this month?"

Saitama pinched his nose with one hand and picked up the protective suit inside the garbage bag with a stick: "What's the matter with this smell of biological weapons on the clothes??" Don't tell me you haven't changed your pants all the time? With that, Saitama tied up the entire garbage bag and threw it out the door.

“……”

Wood froze, for the sake of his own face, this kind of thing can't be admitted.

"In fact, on the way back, I met a terrifying urine man who drank too much urine and caused mutation, in order to ensure the safety of the ordinary people around me, I resolutely attacked and killed it in a battle of 300 rounds, so I was contaminated with the smell of a body."

"You continue~~" Saitama waved his hand and motioned for Wood to continue his performance: "I almost believed it." ”

"It's a fact!"

Saitama didn't speak, and walked directly to the balcony to open the window: "I said you're not too young, it's really okay to pee your pants at every turn?" Otherwise, go to the hospital for a check-up, I heard that people with kidney deficiency like to pee their pants. ”

“…… Even if it's a teacher, I'll sue you for slander. ”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, which means that he can't beat his own teacher, otherwise he would have smoked him early!

Besides!

I'm so strong, how could I be scared to pee by Kabane, that kind of low-level creature can't even bite my skin.

This is also the setting that the system does not have to fight monsters and upgrades.,Otherwise, now I'll probably be able to punch and fly Saitama sensei.。

Well...... Probably......

Shaking his head and shaking the unrealistic thoughts out of his mind, Wood began to rummage through the room, "Teacher, where did my laptop go?" ”

"Uh......"

Saitama, who was watching TV, froze visibly: "I don't know, maybe it's in a corner." ”

Corner?

"Which corner?"

"Hmm~~~ For example...... Under the couch or something. Saitama didn't reply.

Do you dare to be specific?

The corners of Wood's mouth moved slightly, and he directly flipped off the sofa and groped underneath, and suddenly touched the laptop with a layer of gray on it.

Well, the appearance is no problem!

Looks like there's something wrong inside.

In fact, Wood didn't have to open it to know what was wrong inside.

Silently taking the mouse from another bag, Wood lifted the notebook, ignored the crumbled keyboard, and pressed the boot button.

Seeing the light light on the screen, Wood nodded.

It's good to be able to turn it on!

"Teacher, fighting games are such a thing, it's not that the more power you use, the stronger the move."

Saitama: "How do you know? ”

"I've said this eight times, and I didn't customize a lot of external metal keyboards, did I?"

"Those keyboards are so hard to press that they deform in a few clicks!" Saitama glanced at Wood with a very disdainful gaze, "I don't know where you bought the bargain, so it's not resistant at all." ”

“……”

Wood understood that Saitama sensei must have thought that those metal keyboards were definitely not as valuable as computers, so he didn't care about them so much when he pressed them.

Do you want to tell Saitama that the price of that set of metal keyboards is not much cheaper than that of a notebook?

I don't know if I'm used to solving the enemy with one punch, and in the game, Saitama Sensei also wants to kill the opponent with one punch, but the result is that he can't die with one punch, and he starts to increase his strength......

"Huh?"

Wood was suddenly stunned, and his eyes locked on the date in the lower right corner of the computer: "Teacher, how long do you say I've been gone?" ”

"A month!" Saitama said a little inexplicably.

"Be specific."

"It's just been a month, and it was the seventh when you left, and today is also the seventh."

Exactly a month?

Wood frowned, although he didn't remember the specific time, the time he had been in the Iron City World was only nearly a month.

It was the end of June when I arrived at the Iron Castle.

And when I left, it was the middle of July, and it didn't take long to celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day, and even if it was full, it would only be more than 20 days.

But here, the date of his departure is exactly a month.

What does this mean?

The system doesn't just round the time to the nearest rounding, right...... No matter how long you stay in another world, it's only going to be a month?

Wood prefers the second possibility to the first.

He tried to mentally inquire about the system, and as Wood had expected, the system ignored him.

Wood didn't care, he thought it was good.

After all, the system itself does not impose any restrictions on him, except for when he pits himself, he usually acts as if he does not exist. This made Wood less resistant to the system in his heart, and if it wasn't for this crossing system, he wouldn't have died many times.

Although, most of their own crises are caused by the system......

Log in to your company's chat software, let the company report to you about the development of this month, and then ask someone to buy a new notebook for you to send it, and the notebook was finally completely scrapped in a puff of black smoke.

Wood didn't hide anything about where he lived.

Some businesses still need the company to pick him up and go to the company to negotiate in person; And if you need anything, the company will send someone to deliver it, such as ...... The weapons and ammunition that I didn't take away from the room last time.

Of course, the main reason is that it doesn't matter if your address is sent out.

Don't look at whose house it is?

A piece of paint falls off the door, and you are easy to be found by the bald demon king......

Falling on the couch in some boredom, suddenly returning from the apocalypse of high mental tension to a comfortable and peaceful environment, Wood felt a little uncomfortable, lying on the couch and not knowing what to do.

"Ahhhhhh

At this time, Saitama Sensei in front of the TV suddenly shouted, and then crawled to the TV cabinet on all fours under Wood's gaze...... Thriller!!!

'Whoosh——! ’

Wood didn't hesitate at all, just rolled and dragged, flipped the sofa over and covered himself, and the action was smooth to the extreme.

After half a sound, he poked his head out and asked with a frightened face, "Teacher, what's wrong?" Is there a strong enemy coming? ”

A terrifying enemy that can make Saitama-sensei's face appear terrifying?

Wood's body was cold, and suddenly a urge to urinate grew.

This world is not going to be destroyed today, is it?

"...... Today"

Saitama reached for a flyer from the TV stand: "It's the day of the supermarket sale!! ”

Wood: "?? ”

"It's all your fault that you came back suddenly, and I forgot about going to the supermarket for a sale today...... Well? Saitama took a few closer glances at the flyer and shouted excitedly, "No, there are still ten minutes to start." ”

“……”

Wood suddenly felt that it was better to cancel the supermarket sale.

Otherwise, one day in the future, there is a high probability that something like 'a bald weirdo wants to destroy the world because he has missed a supermarket sale in a row'.

……