The king of fried rice said: "I was born with fried rice, so my parents named me the king of fried rice, the fried rice that this king likes to eat, Yangzhou fried rice, sausage fried rice, tomato and egg fried rice, pickled fried rice, kung pao chicken fried rice, fish-flavored shredded pork fried rice, old godfather fried rice... ”

(The king of fried rice said that there were hundreds of kinds of fried rice, and he was really hungry, so he ate himself in the end...) ）

---- "Zhenjun 250 Bad Jokes"

If the main plot has not changed, the five dragon balls should have been snatched by the werewolf ninja under the Fried Rice King.

(The latest version of the Fried Rice King seems to be also called Bilaf King, with two big characters on his chest, do you remember him?) ^_^ , I think it's better to listen to the fried rice king, at least it's full, what do you think? ）

Oolong drove a flying car, Bulma and Yamcha were flirting in their eyes, they were wolves, concubines were intentional, if it weren't for Yamcha's natural fear of women's strange diseases, they might have children...

(Who said that in the comic world, love at first sight and love at first sight, you can't have a baby right away?) ）

"The ancient castle in front of you should be the base of the fried rice king." Manju pointed to the castle on the top of the hill with a bit of classical Egyptian architecture.

"The fried rice king is not very good, but he does have some artistic talent!" I thought to myself.

Suddenly, an old man squatting on the ground appeared on the road ahead, it wouldn't be playing porcelain, it's not cheap to touch it now, second only to fake falls.

I immediately asked for an oolong stop, and the group got out of the car to see what this old man was doing.

This white-bearded and black-haired old man was dressed all naked, wearing a beige round hat, half buried in the ground, motionless, his round eyes staring at our group with a dull expression. Looking at people like this, they are either idiots or fools.

I stooped down next to the old man with great interest, and did not speak, but looked at the old man, and made eye contact with him, wanting to get a glimpse of his old bottom.

The old man also noticed that I was staring at myself, unconsciously opening my mouth, and constantly exhaling hot air, guessing that it was hot.

Anyway, hot dogs also love to stick out their tongues, and it's weird and cute, I don't know if it's about to give birth to puppies?

I saw that the old man finally couldn't hold back and spoke to me: "May I ask... You... Is it also a mushroom? ”

I replied, "I'm a little girl picking mushrooms... ”

The old man's face changed, and he said a little nervously: "I'm not mature yet... can ravage me ... Don't pick me, can you? ”

After speaking, he dug up a parchment book from the ground in front of him and said: "This is my recently completed article--- "Mushroom Growth Diary", the little girl who picks mushrooms... Can you give me some advice... ”

I opened the notebook, turned a few pages, and couldn't help but praise: "Not bad, not bad, this book is well-written, logical and rigorous, it looks quite enjoyable, come on!" However, there are a little more characters. ”

(The words of praise come from fan fayi235's review of this book...) Isn't the brain hole in this book quite big?。。。 You can also interact... ）

After saying this sad sentence, I felt the black lines on my head ripple, could it be that if I was lying, my forehead would be wrinkled? I had a bad heart, so I hurriedly threw the book back to the old man, and shouted loudly: "Where did you return this copy of "Hundred Family Names" that you stole from! ”

The old man was frightened by my roar, and after a while he slowly crawled out of the ground, and behind him hung a wooden sign made of unknown material and turned it to his chest, which read: "Three madness, centenarians, now living in the three hospitals of madmen, mentally abnormal for three hours since the morning, three hours of mental abnormality around noon, three hours of mental abnormality at night, at least twelve hours of sleep every day, if this patient is far away from the hospital, please pay attention to the safety of passers-by!"

"Then old man, isn't it about three o'clock every day when it's normal, obediently I'm dripping and rumbling, three crazy old men, you are not light, although you are a lot older, I don't know what is wrong with you, but the medicine can't be stopped, and now the old people who are over 100 years old are deceived and lost, and they abound." I kindly reminded him.

The old man seemed to understand my words, looked at him stunned, opened his toothless mouth, spit out a few mouthfuls of the smell of leek dumplings, and said word by word: "I always felt that I was a bird." ”

I replied, "Oh, that's serious, when did you start feeling this way?"

”

The old man thought for a while and said, "From the time I was a little bird. ”

I smiled bitterly in my heart, and when I saw that the old man had a good complexion, I praised you: "Old man, you are in good spirits today, and you don't look like a centenarian at all." ”

The three crazy old men nodded like chickens pecking rice: "Yes! Yes! I heard from the people in the village that since I got this mental illness, my whole person has become more energetic, and sometimes I will grow wings and fly higher, faster, and stronger! ”

He waved his arms, fluttered and swayed, and sang to the seven blood-red suns above his head, following the example of a big hen: "Sometimes I feel like a little bird, I want to fly but I can't fly high, maybe one day I perch on a branch and become the target of a hunter, I fly into the sky, only to find that I have no one to rely on。。。。。。 ”

After listening to it, my head became even more dizzy, and I thought to myself, isn't this the tune of "Mountains and Flowing Water"?

Suddenly, the old man seemed to notice something, twisted me up, jumped up, and shouted: "If you want to drive, if you want to get on the boat, please take off your pants first... The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the man-demon follows me! ”

I was startled by him, worried that he would go crazy and hurt him, so I hurriedly persuaded: "In this barren mountain and wilderness, where will there be a boat, old man, you run slowly, my pants are about to shake off, slow down the waves!" ”

"We're going to the eighteenth floor of hell!" The three crazy old men happily "laughed", laughing and slapping my handsome and unassuming face with their palms, every time the three crazy old men slapped me, the ground sank a foot deeper, and the atmosphere suddenly became strange and tense.

The more he patted, the more excited he became, he slowed down the rhythm of the beating, dozens of times passed, okay, the ground suddenly collapsed, and the group fell into the pit together with the car, and the faster they landed, the constant shaking around made a metal friction sound, and there was a feeling that the flying of the sword was unsuccessful, and if this state continued, people would go crazy, of course, except for the three crazy old men, he was already crazy and couldn't go crazy anymore...

Suddenly there were heart-rending shouts from countless souls in my ears, which made my heart even more panicked, and my stomach was like a river overturning, and I had to silently recite the heart-purifying mantra I had just learned not long ago: "Taishang Taixing, strain without stopping." Exorcise evil spirits and protect your life. Wisdom is clear and the mind is at peace. The three souls are eternal, the spirit is not lost, and the urgency is like the law. Clean! ”

I was not proficient enough to memorize this Taoist mantra, and I recited it three times in a row, only then did I feel that my eyes and ears were clear, and I felt much better.

It didn't take long for us to fall to the ground, and then look around is a deep and wide deep cave, deep and terrifying, with a bit of the meaning of digging treasures in the grave, could it be that the old man is taking us to dig the tomb? !

"There are arrows on the walls of this cave!" Bulma has big eyes and sees much more clearly in the dark than we do.

"Then follow the arrow, by the way, where did the three crazy old men go?" I looked around at the hollows, where there was still the shadow of the old man.

"I guess he doesn't know where to grow mushrooms, so it's important for us to find a way out... This hole is so deep that the clouds can't even get up to it. Manju frowned.

We groped our way forward, turning left and right as if walking through a maze, and when we came to a stone house, a stone door suddenly fell from the door, blocking the entrance!

"It's embarrassing... I looked around, there were walls on all sides, rats digging holes on the left, geckos flirting on the right.

"Is this a trap? Why is there a kind of deception paper to be deceived in a hurry?。。。 Oolong added.

"It's over, I haven't seen the light for a long time, my skin will be unhealthy... Unreliable Bulma, unreliable way.

"I said a long time ago, you can't follow the person who wanders around from the good pot, he is at home, he is lost in the toilet... Manju looked unhappy and began to complain about me. (｡ •ˇ‸ˇ•｡ )

"When did you say that?"

"I walked halfway just now, and I said in my heart...

When a few of us were arguing, a TV screen appeared on the wall, and a devil's baby face appeared on the screen, with the word fried rice embroidered on his chest, and the three crazy old men standing next to him, just look at him from the scalp to the heels, slowly taking off a layer of human skin, showing the appearance of a werewolf ninja, okay, dare to love just now He was all acting, no wonder as the saying goes: the appearance is not enough, it all depends on acting skills.

What an acting school, what a ninja disguise!

(The fried rice king shouted: Come to a bowl of fried rice, come to a recommendation ticket, come to a bowl of fried rice, come to a recommendation ticket...) ）