"Hello Auntie, my name is Nie Jianjian, I am from a foreign country and I am a scientist!"

"Wait a minute, wouldn't it be too weird to say that you are from a foreign country when you introduce yourself!"

Huang Songwei looked inexplicable: "What's so weird about this, when I was a child, I always thought that the only countries in the world were China and foreign countries." ”

"Hello Auntie, my name is Gajiru, I am from the Kingdom of Fiorre, and I am a magician!"

"Wait a minute, I actually didn't shy away from telling my identity as a magician!"

Huang Songwei looked inexplicable again: "What's so strange about this, can't you become a magician after the age of twenty-five?" ”

"Don't talk about weird topics in front of my mom!"

Mom nodded with satisfaction: "It just so happens that there is an empty room at home, but there is only one bed in it, so it's okay for the two of you to squeeze together at night, right?" ”

Nirvana suddenly laughed very obscenely: "No problem, no problem, thank you, Auntie." Gajiru glanced at Nirvana with a gloomy face, and then sighed, "Auntie, can I sleep on the sofa?" ”

"Huh? Why? Mom asked, a little confused.

Gajiru wanted to cry without tears and pointed to Nirvana and said, "Because he is GAY, I am not!" ”

In an instant, everyone quieted down, and Liu Chenxiao felt for the first time that the original world could be so peaceful and peaceful......

The extremely embarrassing atmosphere filled the air, several people were stunned and did not speak, this strange atmosphere stalemate for a while before my mother blushed and smiled and said: "Okay, okay, then I won't force you, you can sleep on the sofa if you want to." ”

"Thank you, Auntie, you are really my great benefactor!" Gajiru was so excited that he almost burst into tears.

Nirvana touched her chin and looked at Gajiru with a sneer: It's useless to hide from me, I'll get you sooner or later.

"Okay, everything is arranged, you guys can play here, Liu Mingzheng, follow me to the kitchen to cook!" Mom immediately ordered. On the side, my father, who had already woken up but showed a disappointed expression on his face, hurriedly threw the melon seed shell in his hand into the trash can and prepared to work. Liu Chenxiao suddenly thought that the pot and kitchen knife had been eaten by Gajiru before, and he said with some pain: "Mom, I may not be able to cook today." ”

"Why?"

"The pot and kitchen knife in the kitchen were ......," Liu Chenxiao said stubbornly, "I threw ...... them" and "I ate them." Gajiru admitted it in all seriousness.

"Why did you suddenly become so upright?!"

Everyone else looked at Gajiru in surprise. Huang Songwei trembled and took out a spoon out of nowhere and handed it to Gajiru: "You, can you perform again?" ”

Dad had a headache and said, "Forget it, just eat it, it's not throwing it away anyway, I'll just go out and buy it now." ”

"Wait a minute, your receptivity is simply extraordinary!"

"It's definitely too late to buy it now," Mom thought for a moment, "why don't we go out and eat." ”

"Mom, isn't there a barbecue restaurant just opened nearby? I've heard that it tastes good. Without waiting for his father to speak, Liu Chenxiao hurriedly said.

Mom looked at Liu Chenxiao with interest: "Oh? Is it? Then go there. ”

Nirvana listened to it and patted Gajiru's shoulder excitedly, and said excitedly: "Hey, do you hear it, barbecue, we're going to eat barbecue!" Gajiru couldn't help but laugh and cry: "Eat barbecue, eat barbecue, you are so excited to make hair?!" ”

Nirvana mysteriously leaned over and said with a grin, "The barbecue is very similar to what I like......

Liu Chenxiao's heart immediately swelled with a hint of foreboding: "What you like is ......"

"Don't you think," Nirvana smiled a little intoxicated, "that the strands of animal carcasses resemble specimens?" ”

"Like a hair! Can you stop talking about such a disgusting thing before eating?! ”

Dad sighed: "I didn't say it, but the nutritional value of barbecue is not high......" Before Dad finished speaking, Liu Chenxiao attached himself to his ear and whispered: "Dad, I heard that there are a lot of beautiful and sexy waiter sisters there." ”

Dad put his fist in front of his mouth and coughed lightly twice, then changed his words: "Although it is worthless, I can't help it if my wife wants to eat it." ”

Liu Chenxiao suddenly sighed in her heart: I still know my dad better!

Huang Songwei was stunned, thought for a moment, and then shouted at Liu Chenxiao in a low voice: "Liu, Chen, Xiao ......"

"What?"

"If you think about it, I think barbecue really doesn't seem nutritious, so you can ask your parents to change it." Huang Songwei continued to whisper.

Liu Chenxiao attached to his ear and whispered: "Huang Mao, I heard that there are a lot of beautiful and sexy waiter sisters there." ”

"Cut," Huang Songwei glanced at Liu Chenxiao with disdain and said, "I'm such a mature man, and it's rare to see these?" ”

"I'm not done yet," Liu Chenxiao glanced at him and continued, "Among them is a sweet and lovely boss's daughter, almost as old as us......"

"Wait a minute, Liu Chenxiao, don't be like this." Huang Songwei suddenly interrupted Liu Chenxiao's words seriously. Liu Chenxiao said strangely: "What's wrong?" "I agree, don't say it again," Huang Songwei said with a serious expression, "I originally wanted to eat barbecue, don't make me seem to agree because there are some sweet and cute beautiful girls in the store!" ”

"............" For this guy, Liu Chenxiao felt that she had no words to describe it.

"Wait, how do you know there is a sweet and cute beautiful girl if you haven't been there?" Huang Songwei suddenly asked vigilantly, "Are you lying to me?" ”

Liu Chenxiao suddenly had a black line: "Wei Linfeng told me before, he went there to eat a few times." ”

"Wei Linfeng told you," Huang Songwei thought for a moment, and then asked with a red face, "Is it the male Wei Linfeng or the beautiful girl Wei Linfeng?" ”

"Isn't this pedaling the same person?!"

"Okay, son, go tell Nana to come out quickly, I can't wait to eat barbecue!" Dad smiled lewdly and urged.

Mom muttered a little puzzled, "Strange, it's rare to see you in such a good mood." ”

"Liu Chenxiao, hurry up, I can't wait to eat barbecue!" Huang Songwei also urged with a harass.

"Then I'll call Nana out now." With a little contempt for her father and Huang Songwei in her heart, Liu Chenxiao ran to knock on the door of Liu Nana's room.

After knocking a few times and no one responded, Liu Chenxiao gently opened the door. What catches my eye is Liu Nana's pink room, where Liu Nana is sitting on a sheet with a pink strip pattern and her back to Liu Chenxiao.

"Nana, let's go have a barbecue in the afternoon, Dad can't wait." Liu Chenxiao whispered, but Liu Nana didn't answer herself. Liu Chenxiao walked in a little strangely: "Nana, what's wrong with you?" ”

Liu Nana turned her head tremblingly, and her eyes were full of horror to meet Liu Chenxiao's eyes: "Brother...... Black cat, black cat it ......"

Liu Chenxiao was shocked: What's wrong with the black cat? Could it be because there really was some strange virus in my blood, and the black cat ate my blood and died?! Yes! Poor black cat! I'm sorry for you...... Wait a minute, shouldn't I be worrying about myself first in this situation?

However, a hoarse female voice pulled Liu Chenxiao's thoughts back: "Liu Chenxiao, come and see me." ”

This voice obviously did not come from Liu Nana's mouth, Liu Chenxiao looked in front of Liu Nana in surprise, it was the black cat sitting on the sheets.

Don't...... Could it be...... Liu Chenxiao looked at the black cat in shock. The black cat laughed lightly when it saw Liu Chenxiao's expression, it opened its mouth slightly, and the hoarse female voice came out of the black cat's mouth: "Liu Chenxiao, I think I should thank you." ”

Black cats can speak human language?!